Spend time with your gf.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:23    Post subject: Spend time with your gf.
...or this might happen

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A gaming addict’s girlfriend finally had enough of him spending more time on the computer than he did with her and came home to find that this is what she had done!


















shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:30    Post subject:
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:32    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
what an unstable lady


That time of the month I suppose Razz


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:38    Post subject:
wtf bitch....


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:40    Post subject:
tfw no gf
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:41    Post subject:
I think those cards are like €300-€400 or so...if im not all wrong.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:44    Post subject:
there is also h60 forsair water unit, screens, everything. man


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:54    Post subject:
ivan1real wrote:
tfw no gf

I know that feel Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 19:10    Post subject:
He either lives with her or gave her keys -> fail Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 19:41    Post subject:
My reaction seems to be opposite to everyone elses here.

Mine was: "What the fuck did he do to her to flip her off like that?"

So my guess is that he deserved it.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 19:57    Post subject:
My reaction is if she has so much rage to do that to his pc she must be a demon in the sack
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:00    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
My reaction seems to be opposite to everyone elses here.

Mine was: "What the fuck did he do to her to flip her off like that?"

So my guess is that he deserved it.


+1


a buddy of a buddy of mine had like 15k worth of camera equipment until his gf found out he was cheating. Laughing

good stuff. Laughing

if you ignore your gf to play games. its your own fault.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:00    Post subject:
BonerUK wrote:
My reaction is if she has so much rage to do that to his pc she must be a demon in the sack




shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:01    Post subject:
close enough Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:17    Post subject:
Bitch is crazy...


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:25    Post subject:
that remind me of the joke I have with my wife.

IF you ever say to me "Its me or your computer", Id hate to have to make that choice. Because it means Id have to get up out of my computer chair, interrupting what I was doing online, so I can help you pack your shit.

Hell my wifes HAPPY Im on my PC all day.
reasons she gives:
You only mess one part of the house up and that's your desk, your not hogging the TV watching dumb shit, Your quiet over there in your own little world.
Plus its cheaper, less stressful for her, and such than OTHER hobbies I could have.
Im not out god knows where drinking with friends.
Im not out in the woods with a gun hunting.
Im not spending $40,000 on a boat to go catch $20 of fish.
She knows where I am 99% of the time without having to worry.

Of all the 'me time' hobbies I could have, shes glad I sit over here all day for work (I work from home on the PC) and that for my 'me time' I stay in the same place..lol


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:30    Post subject:
Dxwarlock you are the ultimate pet! Very Happy She's a lucky lady lol
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:31    Post subject:


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PC awesome button = Uninstall!
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:00    Post subject:
I also have this running joke with my gf.

Sometimes when She says, to me that she loves me, I respond: "You know what is my real love right? She is (pointing at computer), but I love You too so don't worry"

Laughing


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:16    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
I also have this running joke with my gf.

Sometimes when She says, to me that she loves me, I respond: "You know what is my real love right? She is (pointing at computer), but I love You too so don't worry"

Laughing


Can't beat this Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 23:10    Post subject:
BonerUK wrote:
My reaction is if she has so much rage to do that to his pc she must be a demon in the sack
Laughing



but
ixigia wrote:
ivan1real wrote:
tfw no gf

I know that feel Laughing
+1.
Although I think I'm too much of a selfish prick to be able to ever create a normal relationship, let alone maintain one.


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 23:56    Post subject:
too much useless rage ....




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:04    Post subject:
Murder is justified in this case.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:10    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Uff... dodged a bullet here. Almost got a gf, but after reading this I'll tell her to GTFO and then masturbate to my video card.


Laughing Laughing

just get a gamer girl. lol. there's so many of them out there.

then you both can masturbate over the mouse and keyboard.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:16    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
fisk wrote:
My reaction seems to be opposite to everyone elses here.

Mine was: "What the fuck did he do to her to flip her off like that?"

So my guess is that he deserved it.


+1


a buddy of a buddy of mine had like 15k worth of camera equipment until his gf found out he was cheating. Laughing


And that justifies breaking stuff how exactly? So if my fiancee cheated on my and I would break her legs it would be OK, because I was pissed? Rolling Eyes

If the same thing happened to me as in OP, I would throw the bitch out and sue.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:36    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
garus wrote:
Uff... dodged a bullet here. Almost got a gf, but after reading this I'll tell her to GTFO and then masturbate to my video card.


Laughing Laughing

just get a gamer girl. lol. there's so many of them out there.

then you both can masturbate over the mouse and keyboard.

If with gamer you mean Farmville pro player, then I agree Cool Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:52    Post subject:
My fiancee is totally a gamer girl Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 23:57    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
My fiancee is totally a gamer girl Smile

Believe me, you're the 1% Very Happy (at least here where I live Razz)
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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Nov 2012 00:53    Post subject:
Mine isn't, but she understands.

Might I be considered lucky?




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