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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 23:13    Post subject: SHUT YOUR FACE SKIDROW
YA HEARD


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:00    Post subject:
dazz u fag, stfu


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:09    Post subject:
no u


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:18    Post subject:
Fuck you both. Really. In the ass. Please?
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:22    Post subject:
k but stop if i bleed


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:23    Post subject:
Dazz you're boring. Do you really get some sort of entertainment from this inane shit?


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:33    Post subject:
when people like yourself BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yes otherwise no.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:38    Post subject:
I once used my t-shirt 2 days in a row O.o
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:44    Post subject:
o.0 Wink Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:01    Post subject:
1.


Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Elsker, elsker det og tenker
på vår far og mor
og den saganatt som senker
drømme på vår jord.
Og den saganatt som senker,
senker drømme på vår jord.

2.


Dette landet Harald berget
med sin kjemperad,
dette landet HÃ¥kon verget
medens Øyvind kvad;
Olav på det landet malte
korset med sitt blod,
fra dets høye Sverre talte
Roma midt imot.

3.


Bønder sine økser brynte
hvor en hær dro frem,
Tordenskiold langs kysten lynte,
så den lystes hjem.
Kvinner selv stod opp og strede
som de vare menn;
andre kunne bare grede,
men det kom igjen!

4.


Visstnok var vi ikke mange,
men vi strakk dog til,
da vi prøvdes noen gange,
og det stod på spill;
ti vi heller landet brente
enn det kom til fall;
husker bare hva som hendte
ned på Fredrikshald!

5.


Hårde tider har vi døyet,
ble til sist forstøtt;
men i verste nød blåøyet
frihet ble oss født.
Det gav faderkraft å bære
hungersnød og krig,
det gav døden selv sin ære –
og det gav forlik.

6.


Fienden sitt våpen kastet,
opp visiret for,
vi med undren mot ham hastet,
ti han var vår bror.
Drevne frem på stand av skammen
gikk vi søderpå;
nu vi står tre brødre sammen,
og skal sådan stå!

7.


Norske mann i hus og hytte,
takk din store Gud!
Landet ville han beskytte,
skjønt det mørkt så ut.
Alt hva fedrene har kjempet,
mødrene har grett,
har den Herre stille lempet
så vi vant vår rett.

8.


Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Og som fedres kamp har hevet
det av nød til seir,
også vi, når det blir krevet,
for dets fred slår leir.

Now give me a cookie!
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:10    Post subject:


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:21    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I once used my t-shirt 2 days in a row O.o


I once had diarrhea and stained my undies. I threw them on the floor for a week and forgot about them. I had a date on a weekend and forgot to do laundry. I had no clean undies anywhere. I picked up a random pair and sniffed it to see if it was awful or not. I ended up getting a brown nose. Sad


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:21    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
deelix wrote:
I once used my t-shirt 2 days in a row O.o


I once had diarrhea and stained my undies. I threw them on the floor for a week and forgot about them. I had a date on a weekend and forgot to do laundry. I had no clean undies anywhere. I picked up a random pair and sniffed it to see if it was awful or not. I ended up getting a brown nose. Sad
you sure that wasn't from all your jenni ass kissing?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:23    Post subject:
You know I don't kiss ass. I just lick it.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:35    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
deelix wrote:
I once used my t-shirt 2 days in a row O.o


I once had diarrhea and stained my undies. I threw them on the floor for a week and forgot about them. I had a date on a weekend and forgot to do laundry. I had no clean undies anywhere. I picked up a random pair and sniffed it to see if it was awful or not. I ended up getting a brown nose. Sad
you sure that wasn't from all your jenni ass kissing?


Ok, so sometimes you hit the mark.

Waldo.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 03:04    Post subject:


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 03:38    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I once used my t-shirt 2 days in a row O.o


2 days? try going with a week - or yet better, try running around at home without underwear because so - less is getting dirty and you won't have to wash as soon - but i only managed to do that for 4 days. damn, i really missed my boxershorts...

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WaldoJ wrote:
I once had diarrhea and stained my undies. I threw them on the floor for a week and forgot about them. I had a date on a weekend and forgot to do laundry. I had no clean undies anywhere. I picked up a random pair and sniffed it to see if it was awful or not. I ended up getting a brown nose. Sad


is just plain disgusting. i ... i don't have any words for that. on the one hand it's totally nasty but on the other disturbingly funny...
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 04:05    Post subject:
Nasty? Nasty would be me trying to lick off the stain just so I'd have clean underwear. That'd be nasty.


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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 04:30    Post subject:
what makes me wonder is that you had to put your nose in there to notice - didn't you look at it before? Very Happy
and what you described ... my vocabulary ... does not ... contain ... a word ... for that. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 04:33    Post subject:
Maybe I am missing something but can't we ALL DO UNDERWEAR washing? Who the hell wants to wear stinky dirty underwear.
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 05:34    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
no u
no, u

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Fuck you both. Really. In the ass. Please?
No need to beg, just pay up. Going rate is $20 a quickie, $100 a romantic evening.
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 05:59    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Maybe I am missing something but can't we ALL DO UNDERWEAR washing? Who the hell wants to wear stinky dirty underwear.


I was busy during the week. Sad And I waste 3 pairs of undies a day. One I sleep in and wake up in. Then I go shower and I wear a brand new one when I get out. And Since i don't dry so quickly, the pair i wear gets soggy, so i toss it once i dry in it and wear a new pair after that. Very Happy So at the end of hte week there's like at least 12 pairs of undies on the floor in the laundry basket. Laughing And well yah... Laughing


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 06:43    Post subject:
Man, I thought I went through alot. Busy days yes 3 but the not so busy days not so many. Waldo you win!!!!! at weeks end!!!!!!!! Laughing

<3 waldo X 100000


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 08:06    Post subject:
this thread is epic,sticky please Laughing


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 16:46    Post subject:
my face huh


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 17:48    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
my face huh


WELCOME BACK HUH


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 19:21    Post subject:
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 19:27    Post subject:
hi
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 20:07    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
skidrow wrote:
my face huh


WELCOME BACK HUH


cheers Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Dec 2009 20:15    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Maybe I am missing something but can't we ALL DO UNDERWEAR washing? Who the hell wants to wear stinky dirty underwear.


I was busy during the week. Sad And I waste 3 pairs of undies a day. One I sleep in and wake up in. Then I go shower and I wear a brand new one when I get out. And Since i don't dry so quickly, the pair i wear gets soggy, so i toss it once i dry in it and wear a new pair after that. Very Happy So at the end of hte week there's like at least 12 pairs of undies on the floor in the laundry basket. Laughing And well yah... Laughing


Your girlfriend must be reeeeaallyy busy, washin all those.

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