I didn't even see that tree branch that smacked me in the face as I was running through the garden... then I woke up and realised the cat was smacking me in the face with his paw.
The fan on my computer started to rev up last night, making an awful noise. In my dream I heard it but I couldnt pinpoint where the noise came from, I checked the remote and everything. All while there where a zombie apocalypse outside with little pygme kids running around attacking everyone on sight.
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
I have this shitty thing where I wake up coughing uncontrollably once in awhile... sometimes I start coughing in my dream and wake up coughing, trippy shit. ;p
Another time I had a dream I was laying down in my bed, laying on my left side. In reality I was laying in my bed on my right side. As I began to wake it felt like I was morphing from one side to the other. Fuckin' dreams!
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