I used to be a nerd
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 12:25    Post subject: I used to be a nerd
And then I took a hot pussy to the dick.

I remember many years ago when all I cared about was which game is gonna be
released next. But once I scored a really hot chick. I lost all interest in video games
whatsoever. an incredibly small amount of games manages to somehow please me.
not to mention I barely watch like 5 movies a year MAX.

I look around the internet and I find people raging and discussing games in detail and
I respect that but I'm like "Hmm I could never bring myself to do that because I
really don't give a fuck, do they ever get laid?"

Years have passed and from one sexual adventure to another I found myself to be
quite a "jerk" in a nerd's eyes. But then again in a nerd's eyes everyone else is a
stupid jerk. I can hardly make anytime for gaming anymore the last game I finished
was Max Payne 3, I try to play games when I got nothing to do but still it just isn't
all that fun anymore. All that blood that's supposed to focus on games spends most
of its time down south and my boners become my life compass. I guess a lot of
others haven't mentally reached 18 yet.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 12:52    Post subject:
Pussy gets old.

Games don't.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 12:54    Post subject:
xDBS wrote:
Pussy gets old.

Games don't.


I got news for you.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 13:09    Post subject:
xDBS wrote:
Pussy gets old.

Games don't.




lollll

i enjoy my games, but also enjoy sex with the wife,even once managed to get a bj while playin one game Razz, it was the way to catch my attention.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 13:10    Post subject: Re: I used to be a nerd
FireMaster wrote:
And then I took a hot dick to the pussy



Fixed Very Happy


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 13:11    Post subject:
This thread is but a perspective. Gaming no longer induces dopamine for me, Maybe games are just shit these days. The whole entertainment industry changed and no longer produces any entertainment for me. So I went full on cave man mode and get by by fucking a lot.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 13:37    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
This thread is but a perspective. Gaming no longer induces dopamine for me, Maybe games are just shit these days. The whole entertainment industry changed and no longer produces any entertainment for me. So I went full on cave man mode and get by by fucking a lot.



So... You didn't quit because of the pussy, rather that games became shit. Say that in the first place!
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 13:57    Post subject:
Oh got not firemasters potem's again Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 14:22    Post subject:
I agree with Firemaster..i used to be what people call a gamer but these days i barely play any games at all.. i try out a few ones here and there but rarely finish any besides it takes up way to much time...

even tho i rarely play, i still check out the humps daily Razz any chance i can get

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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 14:30    Post subject:
That's a nice rewrite to say you are pussy-whipped. Very Happy


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 14:42    Post subject:
I apologize if I've been strict lately, but videogames were taking away too much of your time...I mean, I can tolerate neglecting housework, but not preparing my dinner because of Farmville?! Hell no I can't accept that Mad
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 14:59    Post subject:
and i use to be a discjokey


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 15:49    Post subject:
Judging from most of your posts and threads here the transition doesn't seem like an improvement at all, Mr. Firemaster... grinhurt


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 16:15    Post subject:
Pfft, FireMistress loves to be manipulated !


Laughing

But now seriously, I agree..this lifestyle doesn't seem to work as well for you. Always tormented and restless, dominated by greedy females, hounded by cops..Cool Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 16:33    Post subject:
SO in other words:

"I use to have hobbies and varying interest, but then found out I was simple minded enough that a primal urge can fulfill all my needs"


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 16:50    Post subject:
So this about scoring pussy?

Well if you get points for bragging, i'll have a shot as well. Last week I scored more pussies in 1 week than in the complete previous year. Woohoo (btw, i played the new civilization exp this weekend and a bit of counter strike) Shit, how is that possible?

You know how it's called? growing up Wink What's next? Bragging you used to take 3 months to go from kissing to tittie and another 3 months to pussy and now it all happens in 2 hours ? Laughing

I'd say I can be much more nerd now than I used to be. I used to skip playing the games because the GF wanted to watch a movie. Nowadays, I message my crush 'will be later, England drawed, will be 30min later' or 'I am still playing that game, see you at 10h instead of 6'. or 'I am going to code a little bit now, go buy some nice shoes this afternoon'. Guess what, they don't run away because of that.

Although I used to date one girl that said 'Men who listen to music or attend concerts > 21 are so immature' and I ditched her quite rapidly. It's all about selection man! If you have a good girl, you can be the nerd all day long. (just don't talk about nerdy shit when her friends are in the neighbourhood)
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 17:01    Post subject:
Spankie, you completely miss my FUCKING point. It's not about being whipped or under the thumb. because I am not.

I don't know shit about coding btw
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 17:02    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
SO in other words:

"I use to have hobbies and varying interest, but then found out I was simple minded enough that a primal urge can fulfill all my needs"


Feels good to have a simple, bullshit free life, man. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 17:09    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
DXWarlock wrote:
SO in other words:

"I use to have hobbies and varying interest, but then found out I was simple minded enough that a primal urge can fulfill all my needs"


Feels good to have a simple, bullshit free life, man. Smile


Simple doesn't have to mean mundane Smile
Maybe its just me..after the late teens early 20's of chasing pussy, you realize its not all that exciting, its "just another thing to do". So you mix in it with the other things you enjoy as "things to pass the time".

Pussy fulfills the "excitement" part of my needs, but not a lot of intellectual or mentally stimulating enjoyment out of it, its just "fun' on a basic level of the thrill of the chase. So got to fill that with other hobbies.
Even lions get tired of the thrill of the chase for 'fun' and find other things to do when not chasing to fill a hunger need Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 17:11    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:

But now seriously, I agree..this lifestyle doesn't seem to work as well for you. Always tormented and restless, dominated by greedy females, hounded by cops..Cool Face


Greedy females avoid me like the plague
a) cuz I'm broke
b) because their friends fell for "I'm rich" con in the past

As for cops, well, WHY I GOT BEEF WITH POLICE
AINT THAT A BITCH THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT A BEEF WITH ME
They make it hard for me to sleep
I wake up at the slightest beep
and my sheets and three feet deep Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 17:25    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
DXWarlock wrote:
SO in other words:

"I use to have hobbies and varying interest, but then found out I was simple minded enough that a primal urge can fulfill all my needs"


Feels good to have a simple, bullshit free life, man. Smile


Simple doesn't have to mean mundane Smile
Maybe its just me..after the late teens early 20's of chasing pussy, you realize its not all that exciting, its "just another thing to do". So you mix in it with the other things you enjoy as "things to pass the time".

Pussy fulfills the "excitement" part of my needs, but not a lot of intellectual or mentally stimulating enjoyment out of it, its just "fun' on a basic level of the thrill of the chase. So got to fill that with other hobbies.
Even lions get tired of the thrill of the chase for 'fun' and find other things to do when not chasing to fill a hunger need Smile


I never mentioned chasing. I'm the one who get chased most of the time.
Pussy comes to me. and this isn't mostly about sex.

It's about growing old. I feel as if I'm in retirement period of my life. Where all I need is a fridge full of beer, a hut and pussy.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 20:00    Post subject:
so firemistress has been on a penis-induced fuck-bender. I say, dont hate the games, hate the players grinhurt
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 20:43    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
so firemistress has been on a penis-induced fuck-bender. I say, dont hate the games, hate the players grinhurt




Firemistress is a dirty slut



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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2012 20:46    Post subject:



FM GTFO . you did it with your penis, right? and it felt so good? called your parents after?





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