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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:04    Post subject: I know a place where we can lay low...
But my hands are all messed up Sad So you better drive, brother Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:05    Post subject:
Awesome game, kicked the CRAP out of my PC back when it first came out Very Happy I like the iOS version but the controls are clunky Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:07    Post subject:
Controls are great on iPad Confused
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:08    Post subject:
Blegh, no they're not. They're unresponsive (lack of tactile feedback) and spread out too far, meaning you have to constantly keep performing finger aerobatics in order to play.



.... but I forgot I was talking with iOSNatan, everything Apple is perfect Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:10    Post subject:
The fuck this have to do with Apple? Apple ported the game? Laughing Troll hurrdurr next time Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:11    Post subject:
You can change the icon positions in options. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:11    Post subject:
No, but it's on an Apple device.. thus obviously perfect. I guarantee you'd be slagging off the game and the ghastly controls if it was just a Droid title Laughing Same as your defence of Max Payne iOS, where EVERY review slates the control scheme.. but oh no, not iOSNatan, who thinks they're fine Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



Wonderful controls!!!! OMG!


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:12    Post subject:
So what controls you expect on a device without buttons
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:13    Post subject:
That's not my point, my point was the controls for such a control-intensive game are poor. The game is ill-suited to the platform.

For the hard of reading;

sabin1981 wrote:
I like the iOS version but the controls are clunky Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:16    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:20    Post subject:
Well what you want, it's Rockstar optimized. Cool Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:22    Post subject:
I don't remember too well whether the performance was bad, aside from a few stutters when loading new areas it felt okay to me ... but Max Payne had horrible performance, absolutely horrible. So much so that I deleted and never went back. It would stutter like crazy sometimes, other times it ran smooth as silk, and panning the camera was just as bad. Strange stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:25    Post subject:
I installed it on iPad, and it was smooth from performance, but controls are horrible. And it's not because of no thumbsticks, but because they are badly ported. But it's much better on GTA.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:29    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Awesome game, kicked the CRAP out of my PC back when it first came out Very Happy I like the iOS version but the controls are clunky Sad


I couldn't even play it in 3rd person - the top-down view sure did present its own set of challenges. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:31    Post subject:
phhhff bitches plezzzz i just parry my ps3 controller and play FINE ... first world problems phhffff


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:49    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 16:50    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
pppccchhff bitchez plz, the screen is so shit and small that I take a portable generator + 120hz 30" display with me everywhere I go

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PostPosted: Sat, 12th May 2012 20:08    Post subject:
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