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sTo0z
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For some reason last night, and this will forever haunt me, I had a dream involving a member of our dear community. Yes, I hear you asking, "Who could it possibly be?" You'll be afraid to learn that it was none other than our good friend Leo.
Having never met the fellow, having no idea what he looks like, being half-way across the world from him, and knowing nothing else of him other than him trolling the ever loving shit out of the forums 24/7, how could this possibly be? How could he possibly exist in my dream? And for the love of God, WHY?!
As for the why part, we will never know. The mind does TERRIBLE things to us. As for the how, that part is easy, but equally confusing. My mind decided that he should be created in this dream as a car only. I don't know how my dream decided it was Leo driving this car, but that much I know for certain, it was him.
The fine details of this event have already fleeted my memories, and I am only now able to recollect small pieces (as dreams seem to go). However, from what I can remember, Leo and I were racing around this town/city area. It wasn't a real town/city, just a creation, a manifestation based on the IDEA of a town/city. And it wasn't exactly a race either. We were kind of zooming around and trying to hit checkpoints that didn't seem to exist.
Anyways, after a while of this activity, it would seem our beloved companion Leo had bested me at this "race for checkpoints around the city" adventure. I witnessed him access the final checkpoint before I could make it there. Oddly enough this one location seemed to be my house, the only "real" place my dream decided to create.
Defeated, I sat in my car and watched him speed away. Never actually seeing him inside the car remember, but I knew it was him. My dream just decided that this was a fact of this world and I should accept it.
Now, here's the good part. Upon returning to a location in this world that was somehow and for some reason familiar to me, I was able to recover a note from Leo. I can't recall the words written on it, but inside were a pair of keys.
Somehow, through the often magical powers of dreams, I instantly found myself at a strange vehicle. Sort of a motor home, but a miniature version. Also, there were several Filipino folk investigating the vehicle.
I pulled out the keys I had secured from Leo's note he left me, inserted them into the door, and it opened right up. The inside was small, and it caused me great difficulty to climb in. But when I did, everything was sort of larger than before. All of a sudden it was very spacious, and was almost like a full apartment in there.
Pleased with my gift, I heard someone calling me for dinner. I exited the vehicle and the dream had ceased.
No homo.
tl;dr WHAT THE FUCK.
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Feb 2012 21:30 Post subject: |
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The end is near...
Actually. yeah... mind is fucking crazy when we sleep
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Feb 2012 21:35 Post subject: |
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| KillerCrocker wrote: | The end is near...
Actually. yeah... mind is fucking crazy when we sleep |
Yeah, hate how you're prepared for a nice, relaxing night's sleep but then your mind is all WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU and you're all fucking then.
 Spoiler: | But I have to admit I've never had a homosex dream about Transformer-Leo. |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Feb 2012 21:39 Post subject: |
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Of all the random threads I go in and see "Leo" in, this one takes the cake... 
Well, I see nothing bad in the dream so meh, no worries. 
Now come, hop on my "spacious". 
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garus
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Feb 2012 22:13 Post subject: |
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Feb 2012 23:38 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | Of all the random threads I go in and see "Leo" in, this one takes the cake...
Well, I see nothing bad in the dream so meh, no worries.
Now come, hop on my "spacious". |
lol yah, it's not really "bad" or anything, but it's just like... WHY YOU, and WHY ANY OF THAT?
How could any of that shit possibly exist in my head! |
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 00:21 Post subject: |
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It's okay, though ... I have a feeling, that some real deep emotions were involved ... of the likes of:
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 00:31 Post subject: |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 00:39 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 00:51 Post subject: |
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Sounds to me you both raced to a climax but Leo beat you, his gift was something else
Empty again 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 01:00 Post subject: |
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Leo's dominant presence, a motor home surrounded by Filipino folks, things suddenly getting larger..are you sure you aren't hiding us some very important details? xD
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 01:07 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | Leo's dominant presence, a motor home surrounded by Filipino folks, things suddenly getting larger..are you sure you aren't hiding us some very important details? xD |
I think what it means is st00z has been trolled by leo sometime of having a small penis  and the whole hey here is the keys to my "whatever" showing that its small. but then seeing that leo really meant that on the whole its really big to him once one gets inside..
im sure this holds some truth somewhere, so ixi i think ur right someone is holding out on more info here |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 04:40 Post subject: |
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clearly the dream is about anal sex.
or you were playing nfs hot pursuit on EAonline and you fell a sleep right after reading several complaints about leo.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 06:59 Post subject: |
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garus
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 07:52 Post subject: |
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snip
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 09:53 Post subject: |
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A bunch of Filippinos investigating a miniature motor home sounds stranger to me.
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couleur
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2012 14:44 Post subject: |
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| Mister_s wrote: | | A bunch of Filippinos investigating a miniature motor home sounds stranger to me. |
anal sex on a live cam site.
must everything be spelled out?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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