David Copperield is about to cross borders. In the customs the official is checking his gear etc. and it takes quite a while. David becomes agitated and says to the official: "Do you know who I am?"
"No" says the official.
"I'm wold famous magician David Copperfield!", and to prove it David pulls out cards, rabbits, doves and what not in front of of the official.
The official looks at David with a bored look and says : "And? Do you see the truck loaded with booze?"
"Yes" says David.
The official takes a stamp and WHAM! stamps a piece of paper.
"Now the truckload of booze is a truckload of cucumbers" says the official without moving a muscle in his face.
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