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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 00:30    Post subject: Pizza is a vegetable?
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 00:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 00:40    Post subject:
Man, those pizza they serve in schools are fucking awful shit

I had to put so much mayo& ketchup to make it eatable

Had free lunch tickets, gasp! It was so easy to make school give you lunch tickets
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 00:46    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 00:47    Post subject:
Some day the US will be completely dependent on foreign (porn) stars, the rest is just too fat.

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 01:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 01:01    Post subject:
There's a lot of tomato, hence it's a vegetable! Usa logic Very Happy Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 01:07    Post subject:
And tomatoes aren't even vegetables for the pizza to be categorized as one only by that. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 01:38    Post subject:
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Ummm, tomatoes are a type of berry. So, if anything, it should be a serving of fruit.


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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 02:21    Post subject:
...can I move in with any of you? I don't know how much more I can take lol
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 02:23    Post subject:
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Mmmmm vegetables...

SpykeZ wrote:
...can I move in with any of you? I don't know how much more I can takelol
Stuffing your ass with vegetables already?

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 02:24    Post subject:
I mean I guess if you think about it, pizza could be..healthy..

bread(grains) + cheese(dairy) + meat(proteins) + uh...tomato..sauce... could be healthy if it was actually fresh and not all this pre processed garbage the US shoves into everything.
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 02:31    Post subject:
it should be a fruit, not a vegetable. The whole thing is based on tomatoes .. so .. they are fruit ..

"did you have some fruit today hun ?"
"yeah, got me a slice of extra spicey peperoni pizza !"


hm , thinking of it... pizza is actually a fruit cake ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 02:48    Post subject:
Don't know why you people are complaining. Kids will not only eat more vegetables but they will also like it! Not to mention the politicians getting more votes for making such an improvement on the menu. Everybody wins Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 03:21    Post subject:
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Don't know why you people are complaining. Kids will not only eat more vegetables but they will also like it! Not to mention the politicians getting more votes for making such an improvement on the menu. Everybody wins Cool Face


....who the hell are you and where did you come from

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 04:36    Post subject:
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...can I move in with any of you? I don't know how much more I can take lol
Seconded.

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 06:11    Post subject:
ok so it's final, who wants to take tainted and I in?
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 06:52    Post subject:
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ok so it's final, who wants to take tainted and I in?


No problem! Since you asked first, you get to choose - do you want the pillory or the cross?



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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 08:51    Post subject:
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Ah, USA, the things you won't do just to justify being fat and lazy Very Happy

BTW I know where this is coming from. Herman Caine. He was the head of some pizza chain, right? xD

So he's just pushing his agenda forward Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 09:15    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Hierofan wrote:


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Ah, USA, the things you won't do just to justify being fat and lazy Very Happy

BTW I know where this is coming from. Herman Caine. He was the head of some pizza chain, right? xD

So he's just pushing his agenda forward Laughing




This thread just screams for me to appear. Fuck you all, Our greasy food is guarunteed to blow your mind Twisted Evil

You think Fish and Chips is unhealthy? KFC Chicken you can squeeze and fill a small cup full of grease as it pours out of your hand and 12 pieces will only run you around $7/USD where a healthy balanced meal is likely to cost you twice that.

While a fair amount of blame can be placed upon our laziness, i feel that that laziness in food can very quickly and easily be traced back to the HOLY FUCK delicious fast food industry. If not the fast food industry than the invention of the microwave and its 1000mg sodium meals for $2 a pop.

With that said, I leave you with some the most delicious meals I have ever tasted, that I need a nap before I even finish them.

We're fat as all hell...but you know you're just hungry and jealous










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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 09:47    Post subject:
what in gods name is that last dish? Looks disgusting...

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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 09:56    Post subject:
remember, health care i the only "profitable" sector in the US. So the more sickies, the better the economy ^^.
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 09:56    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
what in gods name is that last dish? Looks disgusting...



Lol it is great if you enjoy shitting out oil.

It's a hot pocket wrapped in Bacon...I've never actually had one..but coudn't think of much else besides Hot Wings and Pork Chops... Except mushrooms..but no real good images of Stuffed Mushrooms.
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 09:59    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
Acer wrote:
what in gods name is that last dish? Looks disgusting...



Lol it is great if you enjoy shitting out oil.

It's a hot pocket wrapped in Bacon...I've never actually had one..but coudn't think of much else besides Hot Wings and Pork Chops... Except mushrooms..but no real good images of Stuffed Mushrooms.


you forgot to say its filled with cheese and deep fried in butter.
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 10:01    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
Spazmotic wrote:
Acer wrote:
what in gods name is that last dish? Looks disgusting...



Lol it is great if you enjoy shitting out oil.

It's a hot pocket wrapped in Bacon...I've never actually had one..but coudn't think of much else besides Hot Wings and Pork Chops... Except mushrooms..but no real good images of Stuffed Mushrooms.


you forgot to say its filled with cheese and deep fried in butter.



Lol just cheese? It's filled with Cheese, Butter, Pepperonies and what the companies decide is called "Herbs' . When you cut into it, a little skull and crossbones appears in smoke..and then fills your nostrils with a fungus that forces you to eat it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 16:01    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
ok so it's final, who wants to take tainted and I in?


Well you can come to Brazil if you want to Cool Face
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 16:05    Post subject:
btw its not longer the "U.S.A." its "C.S.A" (no pun intended)

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Consume what we sell you , because its good for you .... why ?

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also ..

"only in america ..."
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 16:08    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
btw its not longer the "U.S.A." its "C.S.A" (no pun intended)

I beg to differ.

It's C.D.A. - guess what the 'D' stands for. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2011 16:13    Post subject:
It's F.D.A. actually.
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