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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 16:38    Post subject: Oh Fuck you!
Long ago I had stomach problems.

My stomach would hurt and I would fall on the ground and cry like a little girl.
It happened once a while. During the attack my eyes would turn yellow, my pee would be brownish and my back would feel like it's on fire. I went to a doctor after a day of one of my awesome attacks. Got some tests. Uh Oh I has Hep a or b and my liver is dying. Laughing Then I go on a tangent and decide to change my life to a point where I successfully quit drinking like an alcoholic. \o/

Then I get another stomach pain and i go in and oooooh my gall bladder is fucked. Sad So, I have an operation to have it removed. Then I have a colonoscopy.

And still my stomach hurts and my urine turns brown and my back feels like it's overly sensitive. Sad Lol part is my stomach hurt like a bitch for 15 hours yesterday. Laughing

If I go on monday their test results will get screwed up and they will think again my liver is dying. Sad
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 16:43    Post subject:
They might, but isn't that mostly if your eyes still gets yellow during the attacks? you didn't mention if they still do.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 16:46    Post subject:
they do. Sad Fucking pretend jaundice. I wish house was my doctor!
THey check blood first. Then they check blood again. And again. Then ultrasound. Then operation and then colonoscopy.

IF they make me have a colonoscopy soontimes im gonna snaap! Sad

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 16:47    Post subject:
Remove the stomach. No stomach, no problems.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 16:50    Post subject:
damn, its happening again?

hugs and wishes for speedy recovery from germany!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:03    Post subject:
lol it's not supposed to happen again! at all!... this is like the time i pretended i was gay Sad

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:12    Post subject:
So, what's next? Liver operation? Sad
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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:19    Post subject:
Y you laughing?
It could be the end mr waldoj?

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:21    Post subject:
Not laughing at all.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:39    Post subject:
Kindey problems maybe?

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 17:48    Post subject:
Kidneys are fine. I think they botched up my bileduct Laughing that's what been 'fucking' up my results cause my 'bileduct' was infected Laughing maybe they just removed the stones. I don't know Crying or Very sad

all i know is that i'm not going to die. It's a simple stomach operation. \o/ imma lol if they were heart attacks and not stomach pains Laughing then i'll worry. But fuck this pain. I couldn't even enjoy capt america Sad

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 19:18    Post subject:
Crap :/ my best wishes for a super-quick & complete recovery Waldo! Good luck my man Smile
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 19:22    Post subject:
Hope you get better soon dude.


P.S colonoscopy isn't fun eh!?
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 20:49    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
greasy food = paper towel silly derps. you'll never survive in north america. you and your healthy foods. LAME
Wink

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Yuri




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 21:01    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Crap :/ my best wishes for a super-quick & complete recovery Waldo! Good luck my man Smile




WaldoJ is ixigia's man!! He turned out to be as horrible as Sabin and his harem of man hoes! Cool Face


WaldoJ best of luck for your recovery and yeah, for the love of god don't start drinking/smoking whatever.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 22:02    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
greasy food = paper towel silly derps. you'll never survive in north america. you and your healthy foods. LAME
Wink


Laughing
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Namarie




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 22:40    Post subject:
Infected bileducts are one of the worst pains a human can feel without passing out..

Congrats.. Smile


I go through it too, but I have a syndrome instead, I get cramps in the bileducts, some screwed up nerve thing.. not even morphine touches the pain, marijuana doesn't touch it at all, so I get strapped down in the hospital when the attacks come...

I once had enough tranqs pushed into me to sedate 3 elephant's and I still tore a ligament in
my shoulder trying to beat up the evulz doctor that wouldn't give me more drugs.. Very Happy

But, on a positive side, I has very sexxy abs from all the crampage.... .... Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 23:08    Post subject:
snip


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 23:13    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
...stomach pains...


You seem to have these little friends inside you. Sad

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 23:22    Post subject:
yuri999 wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Crap :/ my best wishes for a super-quick & complete recovery Waldo! Good luck my man Smile




WaldoJ is ixigia's man!! He turned out to be as horrible as Sabin and his harem of man hoes! Cool Face

I can read the jellyness in your eyes, my future man! Very Happy
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 23:32    Post subject:
Do a lot of stuff you think helps, but it doesnt. That just sucks so bad -.-
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 10:22    Post subject:
Sad I am predispose to kidney stones now. I had one attack for 3 hrs. Holy shit the pain. HOLY SHIT.

I wish you a speedy recovery. Lots of LOVE.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 10:59    Post subject:
Lots of ill people around here. Crying or Very sad
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:04    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:

I can read the jellyness in your eyes, my future man! Very Happy




1 and 2 are still amazing.

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:05    Post subject:
yuri999 wrote:
ixigia wrote:

I can read the jellyness in your eyes, my future man! Very Happy


[img]http://i.imgur.com/8P1jO.png [/img]

Y U no fix this?
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:27    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:

Y U no fix this?


Fixed


1 and 2 are still amazing.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:30    Post subject:
But why isn't if fixed in my quote? Cool Face
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:40    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
But why isn't if fixed in my quote? Cool Face


Because I'm not a mod and hence it is your job


1 and 2 are still amazing.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:42    Post subject:
I'm not doing your dirty job.
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 14:44    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I'm not doing your dirty job.


So you do agree that reading your posts is a dirty job eh...


1 and 2 are still amazing.
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