My Response To Trion Worlds
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Immunity




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 04:05    Post subject: My Response To Trion Worlds
Got an email yesterday saying that my 7 day subscription to RIFT was up. I found that odd since I never re-subscribed after my initial trial period in April when i bought the game.

I sent support an email asking whether this was some free promotion, or whether my account had been compromised as I couldn't find any sort of billing history page.

Support shot me back a generic copy and paste "call us to verify your identity and we'll help you get back your account". It's obvious they never read my questions.

I was bored. What follows is my response to Trion Support -

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I had fun writing it Very Happy, and hopefully I wasted someone's time (namely the waste of space responsible for the generic copy and paste reply). I also think my ideas are pretty fucking common sense and am curious as to why no MMO company implements measures such as those.

edit - fixed formatting, stupid notepad


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 14:59    Post subject:
You sure showed him. I can already imagine Mani cowering in a corner.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 15:14    Post subject:
I wonder what the answer will be, if any...


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 16:57    Post subject:
I got a similar mail even though I canceled my subscription 2 months ago
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 17:34    Post subject:
I work in this field, and i have to say: We just ignore all that shit and look for specific words.

You can have all the monologues you want, lol.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 19:39    Post subject:
do you know what would be really fucking hilarious.

if you got a response with that same copy/paste bullshit answer

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 19:46    Post subject:
I have to say that's not uncommon. =D


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 20:22    Post subject:
@immunity: awesome comeback! Thanx for sharing!!! grinhurt
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 21:30    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
do you know what would be really fucking hilarious.

if you got a response with that same copy/paste bullshit answer

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


And that is indeed exactly what I got. Here's the response...

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Son of a bitch! Oh well, at least the account wasn't compromised and he went the extra mile and actually checked.

xTerro wrote:

I work in this field, and i have to say: We just ignore all that shit and look for specific words.


That's not cool man. Have you ever tried actually reading the questions in their entirety and composing a thought out response rather than copy-and pasting?

I guarantee you that customers would respond more favorably, even if their problem wasn't entirely solved initially, if they knew they were talking to a person that gave a shit (or at least appeared to give a shit), rather than one that was copy and pasting generic responses to save time.

That's what nets the CS industry all the hate and angry customers, the generic responses.

I remember way back when Everquest GM's would actually talk to you about whatever issue you were having, a conversation rather than reading out of a book. Best support there ever was.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 22:00    Post subject:
Nope, that's a misconception. For the most part, the templates contain the answer to the customers questions.

In general, when you get a canned response asking for whatever more information, is because you either:
a. Failed to provide it in your original report. This happens ALL the time.
b. We need it to verify your account. So many people create accounts from separate email addresses, under different names, etc. We don't use crystal balls, we need correct information to find in our databases.

Sorry but getting through a few hundred customers a day isn't as easy as you might think. Appearing to give a shit, as you put it, is overrated. Would you rather get very touchy templates such as: "We are so very sorry for inconveniencing you. We beg for your forgiveness, it was never our intention to X"? It doesn't work like that, it's not our job to make friends with you or write novels for every customer in particular.
It wastes both our time and yours. The reply you got from that rep is pretty much to the point.
You send in your report. He asks for you to confirm that it's your account, you do what he says, he solves your problem and lets you know.

So many customers have the impression that they're being given a run around, but the fact is: We know better what's going on, answer our questions when we ask them and we'll solve your issue in no time. You think it's cool to open up a new incident and see a wall of text all in caps lock to whatever minuscule issue that you could solve in 20 seconds, had you not had to read 10 paragraphs of convoluted misinformation?


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 23:04    Post subject:
You had a free week and thats why You got the email telling you that your subscription was over. Every rift player got that.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 01:31    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
You had a free week and thats why You got the email telling you that your subscription was over. Every rift player got that.


So let me get this straight -

They gave me a free week on an account that I hadn't used for over 3 months, but sent no notification whatsoever about the promotion or that my account was reactivated.

The only notification they sent was when the free week was over and they wanted me to resubscribe.

Good job Trion! Very Happy


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