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chris1979233




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 07:35    Post subject: 32
Yup my birthday today... time goes by when your havi...... what wait? fuck every yr is getting shorter?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 10:08    Post subject:
Congrats!
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 10:17    Post subject:
Dont worry in 10 years you will be the meaning of life.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 10:40    Post subject:
Happy B-day. I'm going 30 this year.

While it's sad that time goes by so fast, thats no reason not to drink tonight!


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Neon
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 10:44    Post subject:
It's your birthday today.
What does that mean?
I guess I'll try to explain.
That 32 years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
saw your beautiful face.

And nine months before that
magical day
Your dad probably took your mom
out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine


And when they got home
They were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down
on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee-wee was hard as a rock

And at this point your mom wanted
to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give
your mom head
So they formed a sixty nine
And your mom came
at least three times

And then your dad was so excited
to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
He had ejaculated
and it was too late.


And then your mom got pregnant
And your dad started crying
He wanted your mom
to get an abortion
But your mom really wanted a child

And nine months later
you were born.
And five months later
your parents got a divorce.

Happy birthday...
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 11:01    Post subject:
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:32    Post subject:
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:39    Post subject:
Congratulations!!
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:41    Post subject:
wow Neon, what a story xD

Happy b-day Very Happy


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:43    Post subject:
happy bday!

have some


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:46    Post subject:
Neon's got some childhood traumas Very Happy

Happy birthday!
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 12:52    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
Neon's got some childhood traumas Very Happy

Happy birthday!


What did you expect? With loooooooong hair like that, he must have been picked at school Sad


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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 13:48    Post subject:


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DarkRohirrim




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 14:01    Post subject:
Happy birthday!


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 14:15    Post subject:
Happy Birthday.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 14:42    Post subject:
HB!


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chris1979233




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2011 20:01    Post subject:
Just a belated post to say thanks. Yes i was mega drunk on birthday 18 cans of stella and 2 bottles of weird cider and a can of vodka cranberry lol
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2011 01:50    Post subject:
I'm 32 in less than one month Sad


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sTo0z
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2011 03:11    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I'm 32 in less than one month Sad


Don't worry I'll be digging up our birthday thread. Wink


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2011 19:02    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I'm 32 in less than one month Sad

You seem to be sad about it. Sad
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2011 23:15    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
I'm 32 in less than one month Sad

You seem to be sad about it. Sad


lol, not really ... I have a few days off work around it so I'm sure as far as birthdays go it won't be all that bad Smile


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2011 12:28    Post subject:
Neon this isn't about how you were conceived

Happy Birthday Chris!!
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