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 Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 17:16 Post subject: door to door salesmen,religious recruiters & junk mail r |
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every fucking day 1 of the above either knocks or posts useless spam shit through my front door & i'm sick of them all.
they ignore the polilte sign on the door asking for none of it & just now after being woken up by my 2 dog's going crazy at the door,that turned out to be 3 old women that looked like pissy tramps with handfulls of jesus loves us all brainwashing pamphlet's,i had to vent & thaught the hump might like a laugh at my expense while doing it  .
salesmen,
knocking my door like your the fucking police & standing there with a gormlous expression on your face,while you think of the best way to start spinning your bullshit sales tactic that never works cause your an annoying dick,who no doubt gets told to fuckoff followed by a door shut in your face on a regular basis more than you actualy close a deal.
guess what?,i'm gonna do just that before you get a word in,fuckoff cause if i wanted to buy something i'd buy it instore or online cheaper & when i need or want it.
religious,
i won't slam these here,i'll keep it to myself as i know theres a lot of people who have some kind of religious belief & would'nt want to get banned for bashing them,i'll just leave it at,
i'd sooner believe in something proven,or that holds more proof than a story book passed down through the ages by like minded people that support it.
but don't knock my fucking door pretending we're best mates & asking about my life or think that we share a common interrest because no doubt we don't.
but feel free to carry on talking to the fucking door as i close it on your face though,as the door is more likely to share your belief than i am.
junkmail,
this shit pisses me off because it's mostly posted by the postman twice in a fucking day.
1st before i even get outa bed or just after & usually with no mail with my address on,& again around noon more often than not without any letters addressed to me again or maybe 1 letter hid within a pile of junk spam shit.
or at random times in the day by some fast food joint that's food is borderline rotten & can't get any customers by food quality word of mouth alone.
if your gonna stick your junk mail through my door,at least print it on some semi rigid card i can cut up to use as roach for a joint you useless fuckers.
thanks for the vent space humpers feel better now lol.
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 17:25 Post subject: |
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Man I love to get the religious types (it's mostly jehovah's witnesses here) but lately it seems I get nothing but foreign beggars that just give you some sob story written on a piece of paper, asking you to buy their crap. They're no fun at all.
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 17:57 Post subject: |
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same here,im in uk & get a lot more jovo's than bible at the door.i'm usualy too annoyed to mess with them.
only ones i really mess with are telephone salesmen & the ones that phone asking to do surveys,
i like to pretend i suffer with bad Tourette's syndrome & spit out whatever random shit i can think of with lots of spontanious swearing mixed in.
more often than not they try & work around it without laughing or just hang up on me when i suddenly stop & turn round mid convo & have a normal conversation to whoevers in the room with me,then start the tourette's when i return to the phone conversion lol.
edit,lol reg i might try that,bit of dogshit squashed flat in the envelope maybe.
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 18:08 Post subject: |
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I once met grp of people outside of subway station that tried to convince me GOD IS FEMALE
yea good amount people like that entrance to the subway stations and there is always some tool preaching about GOD when I am on subway train...I just want to listen to some music -.-
its just some poor mexicans sticking ads in your doors blah
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 18:18 Post subject: |
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if it was'nt for needing a letterbox i'd block it & cover the whole outside of the front door with a really thick layer of stickyback rubber so it's unknockable silent & put a trollface sticker on it.
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Nalo
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deelix
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 19:32 Post subject: |
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I hate those guys that think they witnessed jehova. Besides, I dont think he would want that many witnesses anyway...
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 20:34 Post subject: |
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I hate charity salesmen who want your bank details - I mean wtf is that all about?... guys on commission trying to get sell you a subscription to a donkey sanctuary. Carry a collection tin or fuck right off!!!! grrrrr
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Nalo
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:03 Post subject: |
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Here's how u get ride of Bible Thumpers (Jehovah's, Lutherans, Mormons etc)
When they knock, open the door, tell them your a Satanist and then say "I curse you in the name of the Dark Lord" and then add some mumbo jumbo speak and watch them run like forest gump.
They havent been back to my house since and they are on my street every Sunday. They skip my house. Even if i am on my porch having a smoke lmao 
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:20 Post subject: |
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Lot's of junk mail in Cro, it's usually food commercial like some cheap restaurant or a new pizza place, and a LOT of credits, like fliers that say get your cheap credit here meaning return it an expensive rate lol fuck you and your credit.
Electronic mail is the way to go because you can filter spam, but real life spam, hell, you have to use a flamethrower and torch the guy sticking shit into your mailbox.
I actually saw recently a friends mailbox she sticked a 'NO FLIERS PLEASE' on it she says it works mostly, you can try putting 'no religious and sailsman cunts please' on your doorbell.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 19:16 Post subject: |
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Thank fuck for building doors with code locks. Not once have I had to deal with any of these types where I live.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:44 Post subject: |
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| _SiN_ wrote: | | Thank fuck for building doors with code locks. Not once have I had to deal with any of these types where I live. |
U in an apartment building? I am in a house, not gunna use a vault as a front door lol thats uninviting to say the least  |
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 21:44 Post subject: |
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I get it a lot with the local pizza place.. i don't even like pizza.. told em to fuck off once lol
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