Man marries his dog
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 22:49    Post subject: Man marries his dog
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A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend – a five-year-old labrador.

In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.

Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

"You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso’s vows read.

The couple decided on the location – and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Laurel Bank Park during an afternoon walk.

"I said that could be us," Mr Guiso said.

"She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes." Laughing

Mr Guiso said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.

"It’s not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

"It’s just pure love."

The couple is planning a short honeymoon to one of Toowoomba’s parks.








http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2010/12/01/man-marrys-dog-city-first-toowoomba/
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 22:55    Post subject:
"It’s not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

^^ sureeee... anyone that has to say that while marrying his dog is probably lying out his ass... saussage for dog vadge later I am sure of it...
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 23:23    Post subject:
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Sure lol. =D


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 23:36    Post subject:
I know animal sex is legal in some countries, but please spoiler that shit Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 01:33    Post subject:
Such weirdos MUST be eradicated off the face of the Earth using the most brutal of methods.
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 02:25    Post subject:
You know what's funny? The "normal" "beast-lovers" (Laughing) separate themselves from zoophiles that have sex with animals from the same sex (Laughing) and according to them the worst are that have sex with minor animals Laughing ... Yeah cause that's sooooo much more sick than you fucking a mature female raccoon.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 02:31    Post subject:
mature or not that racoon is gonna split
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 02:55    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
You know what's funny? The "normal" "beast-lovers" (Laughing) separate themselves from zoophiles that have sex with animals from the same sex (Laughing) and according to them the worst are that have sex with minor animals Laughing ... Yeah cause that's sooooo much more sick than you fucking a mature female raccoon.


Why Pumpy do you have all these informations? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 03:01    Post subject:
Quak! :'( I was just a pure little sweet duckling Sad

The only thing I can remember was his german accent and the long soft beard that touched my back...


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 03:05    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
The only thing I can remember was his german accent and the long soft beard that touched my back...


Damn I knew it! He did it again! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 17:45    Post subject:
Just the name of that place is enough explanation. Those guys down under (and I mean NZ too Wink) will shag anything. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 18:01    Post subject:
so a life span of a dog is 14-16 years max ... what after that, will he kill himself or what


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 18:04    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 19:35    Post subject:
what an idiot..


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 19:49    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
so a life span of a dog is 14-16 years max ... what after that, will he kill himself or what


pretty sure dog won't survive that long Smug
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