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TSR69
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Both "foul bachelor frog" and "forever alone" memes confronted me very hard with the dangerously unexciting life that I live. So now it is my time to confront you guys with some boredom.
Basically my apartment is not furnished, I camp on concrete. Majority of my stuff is still in offside storage. You can wonder why doesn't this dude decorate it a bit? Because I don't want to. This house gives me bad vibes. I live in a town where I don't want to live and in the wrong neighbourhood as well. Why should I spend time, money and energy on something I don't want to have or consume?
So I camp here. I use a loose garbage sack to dispose of whatever I need disposing off, like plastic containers of TV diners, used ground coffee or ex body parts (no I don't bring girls home, I mean finger nails). I didn't have a pet until last summer, suddenly some little fruit flies decided they wanted to live in my apartment as well. I think it started with just two of them but I am not sure.
For some reason when something is attractive more come and yes those flies multiplied themselves and now generation X is living with me in my concrete apartment. I can't even pour some yesterday's coffee in a mug and nuke it without finding dead flies in it later. This is asking too much. You can't evade my life like that unasked! So today I bought some spray cannister with flammable gas.
A fly does a fly by, spark from lighter + pressing cannister button = FZUUUUU. A lot of flies are sitting on the top of my emptied beer bottles, FZUUUUU. While taking a dump another fly shows interest, FZUUUUU. Even if you don't like your property, you should always defend it.  Thank you flies for teaching me this moral lesson!
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 00:06 Post subject: Re: war in fruit flies' paradise |
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| iconized wrote: | | A fly does a fly by, spark from lighter + pressing cannister button = FZUUUUU. A lot of flies are sitting on the top of my emptied beer bottles, FZUUUUU. While taking a dump another fly shows interest, FZUUUUU. |
Are you carrying the can around in a holster in your pants or something? 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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TSR69
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 00:34 Post subject: |
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 00:46 Post subject: |
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You need to be seriously dirty if you still got a fruit flies infestation in the winter.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 00:51 Post subject: |
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You must admit that it's not a reassuring image the one that you provided us, a man spending all the day incinerating flies amongst messy plastic containers is quite creepy tbh  
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 00:51 Post subject: |
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@oxyeL: Not really since we heat up our homes.
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Well you know raid without the flames get's rid of them pretty easily  Also clean up a bit and you won't have them
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 01:01 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | As I said, it is war so I carry my tools of destruction with me.
But I don't keep the tools in my pants. I don't wear pants in my home.
Why should I wear pants in my home? The only ones that see me is those damned flies  |
So I'm guessing one of these
but without pants, shirt or any kind of underwear.
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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TSR69
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ixigia
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| iconized wrote: | @ixigia: I hope you realise that I am partially joking.  |
I know, I was joking too  |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 03:16 Post subject: |
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/enable anti-camping mode
OT: why not move out and be happy elsewhere?
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 03:33 Post subject: |
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I am working on that.
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2010 10:13 Post subject: |
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FZUUUUUU!
 
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