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maul_inc

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Posted: Thu, 28th Oct 2010 23:40 Post subject: Oh fuck...I think I have a Hemorrhoid :(	Quick Quote Quote

I just felt serious pain when I took a dump, and after cleaning myself (that REALLY hurt) I manned up and examined the area and felt a lump that is SORE. It's right next to my A-hole! Laugh If you must but I'm really depressed now. Should I go to the doctor? Or will this thing just go away? "Sometimes when you do things right, people are not sure you've done anything at all." -- God (Futurama)

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Posted: Thu, 28th Oct 2010 23:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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maul_inc

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Posted: Thu, 28th Oct 2010 23:50 Post subject:

Nalo wrote:

Yes go to the doc ^^

Well, Yoda is never wrong Smile

I will follow your advice Smile

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Posted: Thu, 28th Oct 2010 23:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 00:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 00:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Go show your ass to your doc. Hulk to superman: Puny man, who wears his underwear on the outside.

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 00:53 Post subject:

Nalo wrote:

Yes go to the doc ^^

This. Unfortunately the Humps cannot cure hemorrhoids yet Laughing

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 01:26 Post subject:

maul_inc wrote:

Nalo wrote:

Yes go to the doc ^^

Well, Yoda is never wrong Smile

I will follow your advice Smile

You know he or she will stick a finger up your ass? Laughing

You should go though just in case it is something else.

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 01:47 Post subject:

Newty182 wrote:

maul_inc wrote:

Nalo wrote:

Yes go to the doc ^^

Well, Yoda is never wrong Smile

I will follow your advice Smile

You know he or she will stick a finger up your ass? Laughing

You should go though just in case it is something else.

Christ!

But you are right. I better go to the doc in face of certain humiliation...I would rather be subjected to that than to find out to late that I had Colon cancer.

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 01:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Theescapist

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 02:51 Post subject: Re: Oh fuck...I think I have a Hemorrhoid :(

maul_inc wrote:

I just felt serious pain when I took a dump, and after cleaning myself (that REALLY hurt) I manned up and examined the area and felt a lump that is SORE. It's right next to my A-hole! Crying or Very sad

Laugh If you must but I'm really depressed now. Sad

Should I go to the doctor? Or will this thing just go away?

I had that years ago but never done out about it.
It took ages to clear up lol.
Sore when taking a dump too.

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 03:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 04:41 Post subject:

todd72173 wrote:

Cant...stop...laughing...

this! lmao.

Of all the things people post....hahahahahaha

Sucks dude, never had one myself but ya, go to the dr, they'll prob prescribe you some ointment but dun think they can do anything other than that.

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difm

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 07:20 Post subject:

SpykeZ wrote:

Sucks dude, never had one myself but ya, go to the dr, they'll prob prescribe you some ointment but dun think they can do anything other than that.

They can cut your ass up if it's bad case of hemorroids Razz

btw, my friend had a cyst next to asshole. Now he has twice the holes, twice the room for wind Very Happy

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 07:51 Post subject:

difm wrote:

SpykeZ wrote:

Sucks dude, never had one myself but ya, go to the dr, they'll prob prescribe you some ointment but dun think they can do anything other than that.

They can cut your ass up if it's bad case of hemorroids Razz

btw, my friend had a cyst next to asshole. Now he has twice the holes, twice the room for wind Very Happy

I somehow managed to get a cyst on my tail bone that was filled with puss and hair, dunno HOW the fuck that happened but its not something I ever want to go through in my lifetime again.

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 09:42 Post subject:

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Reg67

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 09:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Go to the docs! don't end up like Nobby. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobby%27s_Piles

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MCorleone
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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 10:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

well i am quite disgused here but listen cause i eat a lot pepper sometimes you know ahahahaha wash the area there keep it clean for about a week i dont think that is the think you said keep it clean and will pass if not go to the doc but i dont think that is something wrong weeeouuuuu disgusting things to discuss

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 14:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Goodluck, the doc will insert one of his chubby fingers into your rectum and rummage around looking for tumors. Then he will prescribe you some ointment and ask you how work is? awkward moment, if you're not gay, talking about normal stuff like work with a guy who just had his finger up your ass. Yes I have tried it. Educate yourself Give an internet to NFOHump!

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 14:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 14:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 15:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I handed in two feces samples earlier today. One of the small containers they gave me had a little spoon attached to the lid. Never again.