jizzed in my pants (FIXED)
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 18:28    Post subject: jizzed in my pants (FIXED)
http://www.offuhuge.com/media/198181/jizz_in_my_pants_snl_music_video/

lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque

Last week - I sawr a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I

JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 18:36    Post subject:
NBC Universal has claimed copyright on jizzing in their pants. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 18:40    Post subject:
what was it?
i haven't jizzed in my pants in a long while and you got my hopes up with this, but it seems NBC has deprived me of this pleasure Sad

btw, this sort of shit didn't happen that often before they got bought by google, if my memory is to be trusted.
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 20:08    Post subject:
Aww, I was going to post this earlier - i think it's funny as hell Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 20:14    Post subject:
those chicks looked a bit taken aback by the guy jizzing. weird.
i'd be pleasantly surprised if a girl would cum when seeing me Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Dec 2008 20:35    Post subject:
yeah Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 00:02    Post subject:
Notice lolcameo by Justin Timberlake Smile


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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 13:35    Post subject:
i read that there also was a funny sketch with John Malkovich called Twas the Night Before Christmas , but i can't find it:(
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 14:20    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
i read that there also was a funny sketch with John Malkovich called Twas the Night Before Christmas , but i can't find it:(


Watch SNL then ;)


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Dec 2008 12:00    Post subject:
getting naked with your best friend is better than jizzing in your pants.
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2008 19:39    Post subject:
Hahahahah just saw this and was about to post... Good thing I searched Razz This was so funny hahah
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Aug 2010 14:34    Post subject:
Just saw this: Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Aug 2010 07:53    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Just saw this: Laughing


LOL! Awesome!!


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