Is she asexual or is she normal??
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 00:30    Post subject: Is she asexual or is she normal??
Okay, here we go, hope you will answer this question with an objective state of mind. I been seeing this girl for quite some time now and the more I think of it the more I think she's seriously asexual. I'm the kind of guy that likes pleasing a woman, she just has to ask for a cunnilingus session and I am game, I want to bang her twice a day and I allways make sure she comes before I come. But the big problem is, she never ever ever ever asks this, I allways have to make the moves, 7 outta 10 I fall on my face and she declines. Just tonight I text her that I want to please her, and she does not even respond to it. Sex is like, pfff 3x a week, and if I do not make the exact right moves nothing will come of that either. If I massage her and I go down her thighs, 7 outta 10 she will push me away, when she's drunk she's allways game, when she's sober its the hardest job out there to make her want sex. So my question is then, is she seriously asexual or do I just want it too much.

And don't worry, I ended it tonight, cuz I can't live with such a dry cunt, so don't worry about talking bad about her:) Just curious to see what you guys think.

thnx!!!


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 00:32    Post subject:
<<<<<falls back asleep Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 01:19    Post subject:
she's damaged goods.
possibly was abused as a child.
there are ways to check for that.


or maybe you are one oogly son of a dog.
or maybe you aren't good in bed and she's faking her orgasms just so you'll get off and be done with it.

She's not asexual, you just don't know how to please a girl. it's not all rubbing your dick on her clit and then peeing on her while she throws up all over the place. you have to know how to approach it properly.

A guy who is mainly and only about sex will not get the sex he deserves. if you think you're the giver and she's not, and you're breaking up with her cause she's not putting out... chances are there are reasons why shes not putting out. Very Happy

9-10 it's cause you suck.
8-10 she's not into you and is just sleeping with you for some lame reason.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 01:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:

She's not asexual, you just don't know how to please a girl. it's not all rubbing your dick on her clit and then peeing on her while she throws up all over the place. you have to know how to approach it properly.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 03:08    Post subject:
She is getting it from someone else. Just do her friends, sisters, cousins or her mom behind her back. All will be happy!


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 03:19    Post subject:
WTF is up with all these shit replies? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 03:50    Post subject:
She needs a bigger cock cause as has been already pointed out, you clearly don't satisfy her properly. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 09:36    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
she's damaged goods.
possibly was abused as a child.
there are ways to check for that.


or maybe you are one oogly son of a dog.
or maybe you aren't good in bed and she's faking her orgasms just so you'll get off and be done with it.

She's not asexual, you just don't know how to please a girl. it's not all rubbing your dick on her clit and then peeing on her while she throws up all over the place. you have to know how to approach it properly.

A guy who is mainly and only about sex will not get the sex he deserves. if you think you're the giver and she's not, and you're breaking up with her cause she's not putting out... chances are there are reasons why shes not putting out. Very Happy

9-10 it's cause you suck.
8-10 she's not into you and is just sleeping with you for some lame reason.



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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 11:12    Post subject:
Dude your problem is you try to much. You ask her for sex, you always makes sure she comes etc etc
Just try to be more natural. Sex is best when you dont force it. Go out and dance or do whatever you both enjoy. Be funny, make her laugh, try to read her signs. She doesent have a switch you have to turn on for her to get horny.
Give her some wine, massage her, foreplay is very important for girls who have a hard time getting aroused. Mix it up abit, dont always go for oral first.
She seems to get upset when you text her, when you ask her for sex. Maybe shes one of those girls who dont like to talk about things, maybe she wants you to take charge, be able to read her and make a move when shes hot and heavy and waiting for your love.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 11:38    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
Dude your problem is you try to much. You ask her for sex, you always makes sure she comes etc etc
Just try to be more natural. Sex is best when you dont force it. Go out and dance or do whatever you both enjoy. Be funny, make her laugh, try to read her signs. She doesent have a switch you have to turn on for her to get horny.
Give her some wine, massage her, foreplay is very important for girls who have a hard time getting aroused. Mix it up abit, dont always go for oral first.
She seems to get upset when you text her, when you ask her for sex. Maybe shes one of those girls who dont like to talk about things, maybe she wants you to take charge, be able to read her and make a move when shes hot and heavy and waiting for your love.


+1

but he ended her lollllllllllllllll Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 12:00    Post subject:
psychokillergr wrote:
but he ended her lollllllllllllllll Very Happy


If he did that we'd have to report him for murder D:
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 12:09    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
psychokillergr wrote:
but he ended her lollllllllllllllll Very Happy


If he did that we'd have to report him for murder D:



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ha look his signature ,poor girl Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 12:57    Post subject:
psychokillergr wrote:
Acer wrote:
Dude your problem is you try to much. You ask her for sex, you always makes sure she comes etc etc
Just try to be more natural. Sex is best when you dont force it. Go out and dance or do whatever you both enjoy. Be funny, make her laugh, try to read her signs. She doesent have a switch you have to turn on for her to get horny.
Give her some wine, massage her, foreplay is very important for girls who have a hard time getting aroused. Mix it up abit, dont always go for oral first.
She seems to get upset when you text her, when you ask her for sex. Maybe shes one of those girls who dont like to talk about things, maybe she wants you to take charge, be able to read her and make a move when shes hot and heavy and waiting for your love.


+1

but he ended her lollllllllllllllll Very Happy



There are more women than we all can count, maybe this applies to more than just one chicka Razz

Shame to end it Pfiemelcheese, you should've tried abit harder if you really liked her. You could've reaped alot of benefits from doing that, alittle buttsex for example.
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 13:08    Post subject:

lol wut


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 13:12    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 13:22    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:

lol wut


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 13:37    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:

And it's probably true Very Happy


Yeah, it's not like you would ever find out, macfag.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 16:02    Post subject:
well , remembering how Pfiemel is full of shit i don't buy it
but my advice to you is that if she wants to or not it doesnt make any difference , you can always force yourself on her and make her do some really nasty shit , maybe she'll fucking love it
if you can't

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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 18:09    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:

And it's probably true Very Happy


Yeah, it's not like you would ever find out, macfag.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:06    Post subject:
This is not some bullshit story to get attention, I really ended it last night and today I got a message from her stating 'Are you cooled off yet, can we talk, do you still think that I am wrong, bla bla bla'. I responded by saying that I do not think its normal for a healthy woman to never or seldom want sex. I told her that its a normal urge for a human being and that atleast 50% of these urges come natural and the rest is mainly due to the partner and how he arouses someone, I also told her that this 50% urge for her is on about 2%, which makes me be the ever begging for sex sad male part of the relationship. She really does have problems, and loads, she's 27 now but when she was 16 she had an abusive boyfriend who often smacked her around, but thats 11 years ago and she's had like 5 boyfriends since then(all long term relationships). I give some serious cunnilingus and no woman can stand coming for over 5 minutes, so its not due to my skills that she's not keen, this problem for her I believe is psychological. The perfect example is when she's drunk, those are the only times she will literally drag me to bed and have me perform oral on her and make her come, and this often goes on for hours on end. The only fucking times that sex is great with her is when she's drunk, and lately she's too tired to even get drunk. So yeah I ended it because I am sick and tired of her looking for excuses not to have sex. And no its not cuz she doesn't like me cuz it turns out that an ex of her had the same problem, she had less sex with him in his entire relationship than I have in a week with her.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:13    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
She seems to get upset when you text her, when you ask her for sex. Maybe shes one of those girls who dont like to talk about things, maybe she wants you to take charge, be able to read her and make a move when shes hot and heavy and waiting for your love.


You touch a good point as very often she will tell me that she finds it annoying that I can never spot when she's aroused, more than often I have said that I need hints for that cuz spotting it on her is like finding a needle in a haystack. I have been with her for 2 years and not once could I tell she was aroused, not once, if she's really aroused and I do not make a move then why the fuck doesn't she make a move when I have told her a gazillion trillion billion fifteen thousand gazillibillion times that I want it all the time??? To me this is yet another lame excuse for pointing the blame at me Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:16    Post subject:
I've had cheese ignored for 3 years, I just unignored to read the top post and put him back on ignore.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:16    Post subject:
@Pfiemelcheese
how about just slipping booze in whatever she drinks? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:33    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
@Pfiemelcheese
how about just slipping roofies in whatever she drinks? Cool Face


fixed Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:34    Post subject:
What is it with this board and people advertising anal sex, rape and or drugging people!?
What's wrong with you guys?


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Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2010 19:41    Post subject:
yes, reklis.

pfiemel: wank more.


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