How do you know god is not true?
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 03:39    Post subject: How do you know god is not true?


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I love this program! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 06:08    Post subject:
yea i think we have a thread dedicated to that , doesnt make it less funny tho Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 13:46    Post subject:
Has anybody ever called that show that actually managed to demonstrate some kind of intelligence? Or is it inherent among the "people of faith" that intelligence and logic just doesn't exist?


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 13:48    Post subject:
@Frant Even if there has been some, I am sure only the hilarious idiots are uploaded for maximum effect. Wink Everything is ratings, remember, even on the nets.
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 13:52    Post subject:
Perhaps. Besides, the people running the show have a non-losable situation on their hands. Nobody can prove the existence of God while any atheist notion is provable by definition.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 14:22    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Perhaps. Besides, the people running the show have a non-losable situation on their hands. Nobody can prove the existence of God while any atheist notion is provable by definition.


Of course they have, simply because the atheist argument is based on logic!

Logic is absolute, it is not subject to human opinion, insecurity or emotional status.

On another note, the very definition of god is counter intuitive, simply because it's a overwhelmingly established scientific fact that complex systems emerge out of chaotic interactions within simple systems.

A entity such as god is by definition something with extremely complex mechanics, and to have such thing as the cause for absolute initial conditions is ridiculous since facts show the exact opposite to be the case!


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 14:33    Post subject:
But who invented logic? lol wut
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 14:41    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
But who invented logic? lol wut


Not to mention who invented physics? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 15:03    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
iNatan wrote:
But who invented logic? lol wut


Not to mention who invented physics? Cool Face


And you're forgetting the most obvious question, what holds the Earth floating on space, why it doesn't just fall down? lol wut lol wut lol wut Smug


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 15:12    Post subject:
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The Hand of god? Laughing


That's ridiculous, there's way to much stuff in space to be held by just 2 hands, never forget, we were created on his image, so god can only have 2 hands!

It's obvious that each object in space is being held by god's infinite hair and beard! lol wut Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 15:48    Post subject:
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The Hand of god? Laughing


That's ridiculous, there's way to much stuff in space to be held by just 2 hands, never forget, we were created on his image, so god can only have 2 hands!

It's obvious that each object in space is being held by god's infinite hair and beard! lol wut Cool Face

Maybe god uses a special cane for holding the earth afloat? Smug
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Perhaps god has pedestals on wheels?


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 15:57    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:
ixigia wrote:
The Hand of god? Laughing


That's ridiculous, there's way to much stuff in space to be held by just 2 hands, never forget, we were created on his image, so god can only have 2 hands!

It's obvious that each object in space is being held by god's infinite hair and beard! lol wut Cool Face

Maybe god uses a special cane for holding the earth afloat? Smug


god is beyond humanity in every imaginable way, who do you think you are trying to understand the magnificent creation that he setup for us, if you were supposed to understand it, he would have told Moses so Moses could tell the rest of us.

You are an arrogant soul for questioning and undermining gods work, you will burn in hell for eternity! lol wut Cool Face Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 18:07    Post subject:
Maybe God uses physx to create and hold the planets? physx got very many particles lol wut


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 19:06    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
That's ridiculous, there's way to much stuff in space to be held by just 2 hands, never forget, we were created on his image, so god can only have 2 hands!

It's obvious that each object in space is being held by god's infinite hair and beard! lol wut Cool Face

How do you know that god isn't a female? Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 19:38    Post subject:
because things would of fucked up a hell of alot longer ago if that was the case.
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 19:44    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:
That's ridiculous, there's way to much stuff in space to be held by just 2 hands, never forget, we were created on his image, so god can only have 2 hands!

It's obvious that each object in space is being held by god's infinite hair and beard! lol wut Cool Face

How do you know that god isn't a female? Sad


Because god is eternal and absolute, it doesn't have a period.

That's your first clue!

The second clue is that he made MAN in his image.

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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 19:44    Post subject:
I don't know if god is true or not, however there's little to no evidence supporting that claim, same as the teapot orbiting around earth. lol wut


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Also, the oldschool gods are way more wicked than these noobs, allah and jehova and whatever the fuck some others are called. ^_^


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 20:26    Post subject:
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I don't know if god is true or not, however there's little to no evidence supporting that claim, same as the teapot orbiting around earth. lol wut


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Also, the oldschool gods are way more wicked than these noobs, allah and jehova and whatever the fuck some others are called. ^_^


Teabot orbiting Earth is within the realm of possibilities, some astronauts could left a teapot in a decompression chamber prior to a spacewalk and when the teapot was merely evacuated into orbit. Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Aug 2010 20:31    Post subject:
Someday someone will discover that "god" is nothing but an equation, and at that exact moment a division by zero in the faulty equation will nullify the entire universe.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Aug 2010 04:04    Post subject:
lol wut lol wut lol wut

I love how these people try to make a rational explanation or discussion, and the idiot callers don't understand half the things they are saying, so they just continue mumbling their mantras. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Aug 2010 13:01    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WJEa8cmnw lol wut lol wut lol wut

I love how these people try to make a rational explanation or discussion, and the idiot callers don't understand half the things they are saying, so they just continue mumbling their mantras. Laughing


They treat logic and rationality as if it is a matter of opinion lol wut


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Aug 2010 13:47    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
iNatan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WJEa8cmnw lol wut lol wut lol wut

I love how these people try to make a rational explanation or discussion, and the idiot callers don't understand half the things they are saying, so they just continue mumbling their mantras. Laughing


They treat logic and rationality as if it is a matter of opinion lol wut


Well, that's your opinion but when you die and don't believe in god you will go to hell.

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The reason they do this is because so much of our society is built up upon social constructs that shape our perspective of reality. So much so-called knowledge is based upon simple agreements, norms that define the way we view the world and our surroundings. Enough people agree on one thing and it becomes "fact". It's the way religions were constructed in the first place and it's the eternal flaw of mankind, since most are unable to distinguish primitive facts from simple cultural expressions and habit. So many people rationalize their behavior from habits, ie. the tradition of "knowledge" passed down and gifted upon us from our parents or other significant external sources. What separates simple expressions of culture from true science is the primitive fact, the one we can reproduce and that can be reproduced regardless of what culture you have, what language you speak, et cetera.

Unfortunately the line between one and the other is viewed as thin for many, and they cannot distinguish where one begins and the other ends. Hence why there also are very many "scientists" that rhetorically argue to sustain simple norms based on scientific primitive facts. It is all a semblance, a veil of truth clothing a body of informal agreements between individuals passed on through assimilation and repetition which is a part of the human psyche, and the way we learn. A mechanism once known to us can be used to start cults, religions or political empires.


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This has to be among the most stupid arguments I have ever been exposed to Laughing


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