the realisation that im fucked in the head
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 12:19    Post subject: the realisation that im fucked in the head
ive just realised i probably have aspergers syndrome and now im more deperessed than ever
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

Your Aspie score: 156 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 38 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie.

i broke down in tears when i was reading about the symptoms and now i know why my life has turned out like it has, im a freak Sad

somethings my wife said to me yesterday made me realise how im not normal at all and a quick google search revealed i probably have aspergers symdrone.

shes gone to find out about getting a divorce because "im not normal" i feel so fucked and dont know what to do with my self, i feel like suicide but im to scared.

atleast i realise why im the way i am but i dont think i should tell her.

looking back over my life nearly everything has started to make sense after finding out what the general symptons of aspergers are Crying or Very sad
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 12:26    Post subject:
"Aspie"? I think you'll find most people with low-grade autism or Asperger's Syndrome would find the term as offensive as if you called someone with a strong mental handicap a "spastic", IMO. I hate the term aspie.

As for the meat of your post, this being NFOhump and all I'm not sure whether to take it seriously -- but if you really do feel that way, you need to see a doctor and not some bullshit "internet test" that is about as a reliable as a chocolate fire-guard. If your wife is threatening to divorce you because you're "different" - and again, NFOhump, then perhaps there's something else afoot? I recommend seeing a marriage counsellor as well.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 12:38    Post subject:
What kinda wife would do that? :\

Marriage should have to be full of support and understanding, no?


That's why I don't believe in that stupid piece of paper... If you truly love each other you don't need others approval (I guess it's because of laws and taxes and shit like that)...


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 12:40    Post subject:
I'm sorry, but your wife sounds like, well, a bitch.

I just took that quiz myself, and apparentally I have traits of both. Which I can kinda see myself.

But yeah, as Sabin said, you'd definately want to get a professional diagnosis first.
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 13:06    Post subject:
its not just the test i was reading on all the aspergers sites about all of the symptoms and i can relate to just about every one of them so im confident im not jumping to conclusions,
they say many people are happy with self diagnosis but alot of people seek a profesional diagnosis for better understanding from those who know you.

i think i will visit my gp with a list of why i believe i have aspergers and see if i can get a referal to someone who can diagnose aspergers syndrone in adults.

if i show my wife all the aspergers info she would understand me alot better but i think it would just be a burden for her and she might feel like she has to stay with me when she doesnt want to.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 13:25    Post subject:
My first impression was that you were joking but I guess not.
I did that test and got the same result as dezztroy.
Having had some more experience with tests like these I can tell that the questions were a bit mixed.
Some indicate autism, others ADD/ADHD, OCD or just plain high sensitivity.
Anyway there is a bit of autism in every man and Asperger syndrome is a milder form of autism.

Your life did turn out well snoop1050?
Got married, got a job, perhaps things did not always go as easy in life as you wanted it.
But yeah like sabin1981 said, go see a professional.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 13:32    Post subject:
Fuck that 150 questions


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 13:52    Post subject:
Reached question 50, firefox crashed. And some of the questions sound like if they were taken directly out of a bad cliche book about people with social insecurities.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 13:57    Post subject:
See a doctor and get treatment. Things will probably be difficult in the first year. The good news is it does work in the long run, as long as you set your mind to it.

PS I think 'fucked in the head' is an exaggeration. A lot of great scientists had some kind of disorder along the lines of autism. I guess most brilliant people are a little crazy Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:01    Post subject:
Don't self-diagnose based on an internet test and what you read on some forum. Get an appointment for evaluation and diagnosis as well as advice and council. Second-guessing yourself will only make you feel worse!


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:13    Post subject:
I think I'm bipolar as I suffer from terrible mood swings. However I am quite capable of not doing anything stupid whenever I feel like tearing some idiot a new asshole. Mostly because I am a skinny, and very weak 140lbs man.

But still, the important thing is restraint. And not trusting these net exams too much. I mean the last net exam I took told me that I was quite the excellent lover. I dunno about that though, I mean suffering from premature ejaculation isn't a trait you'd find in an excellent lover is it?

Edit:

Of course if that exam just put in 'Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?' in it, then I guess it'd have solved that issue.


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spankie
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:15    Post subject:
so your wife finds out you are not normal after some years of marriage? she aint that clever, is she?

my friends found it out after 10 minutes or so. and so do the girls, nothing to worry about. as long as you are abnormal, but ok, there is no problem.

and btw, the internet tests say i will die in 2015 !! Sad
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:21    Post subject:
That is a lot of new English words I had to check in the dictionary when taking it.

You didn't say a word about your children snoop, don't you think you should also think about their well being?
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Sephariel




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:31    Post subject:
"You have answered inconsistently on too many control-questions"

Fuck that, I'm not starting that shit over.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:37    Post subject:
Your Aspie score: 93 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 109 of 200
You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits

Looks like I am quite balanced - ~50% normal and ~50% fucked up in a head Laughing

And I got a nice spaceship / asteroid / bomb shaped graph Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:38    Post subject:
i liked how one of the earlier questions was 'do you have trouble filling out forms'.. i selected no/never... 3 or 4 more questions down, i decided to scroll to the bottom... 150 questions... fuck that, closed the page Very Happy


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:43    Post subject:
Son
without this test i can tell you you have internet aids
now go here

and
have a nice day


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:48    Post subject:
Some of you must be really messed up. I know I'm not perfect. Laughing

Your Aspie score: 56 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:56    Post subject:
138, nothing I didn't already know though. I've had my aspergers diagnosis for a while, it's really not the end of the world. Even if your wife leaves you and then gets custody of your child due to the diagnosis.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 14:56    Post subject:
Your Aspie score: 31 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 159 of 200

So Im a neuro.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 15:31    Post subject:
Your Aspie score: 82 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 133 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 15:54    Post subject:
Ragedoctor wrote:
Your Aspie score: 31 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 159 of 200

So Im a neuro.
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neurotypical just means you are normal Wink nothing to do with being a neuor :d
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 17:34    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Don't self-diagnose based on an internet test and what you read on some forum. Get an appointment for evaluation and diagnosis as well as advice and council. Second-guessing yourself will only make you feel worse!


I guess that's right: beware of the Quacks called dr. Google and nurse Wikipedia!


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 17:35    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
Ragedoctor wrote:
Your Aspie score: 31 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 159 of 200

So Im a neuro.
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neurotypical just means you are normal Wink nothing to do with being a neuor :d


Yeah neurotypical... for what that's worth! I believe the whole financial crisis was caused by highly intelligent neurotypical douches!


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 17:40    Post subject:
ok here goes me

Your Aspie score: 66 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 147 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 17:55    Post subject:
Your Aspie score: 34 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 172 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 18:19    Post subject:
[img]http://www.rdos.net/sv/poly12c.php?p1=43&p2=36&p3=34&p4=25&p5=32&p6=23&p7=11&p8=37&p9=14&p10=19&p11=26&p12=1[/img]

Neurotypical.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 18:22    Post subject:
I thought it said aspargus syndrome "your cock is shaped as an aspargus!"


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 18:37    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
I thought it said aspargus syndrome "your cock is shaped as an aspargus!"


Down syndrome doesn't mean your head is below either.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jul 2010 18:42    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
I thought it said aspargus syndrome "your cock is shaped as an aspargus!"


Down syndrome doesn't mean your head is below either.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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