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tombata
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 18:13    Post subject: Is it possible
I just heard a woman in my country gave birth by mistake in a toilet and the baby fell into the shit Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 18:20    Post subject:
Yes it is possible. Now that you have your answer this topic can now be closed.


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tombata
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 18:21    Post subject:
But actually what i meant is that i'm surprised cause this shit is for real. It actually happened!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 19:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 19:57    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 23:01    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
tombata wrote:
I just heard a woman in my country gave birth by mistake in a toilet and the baby fell into the shit Surprised
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 23:07    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
snoop1050 wrote:
tombata wrote:
I just heard a woman in my country gave birth by mistake in a toilet and the baby fell into the shit Surprised
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 23:18    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
snoop1050 wrote:
tombata wrote:
I just heard a woman in my country gave birth by mistake in a toilet and the baby fell into the shit Surprised
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+


Well let me assure you, they can come out that fast. When my son was born he came out so fast you'd have thought he was late for an important appointment or something. From waters breaking to me holding baby was no more than a few minutes.
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 23:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jul 2010 23:54    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
RMFX wrote:
snoop1050 wrote:
tombata wrote:
I just heard a woman in my country gave birth by mistake in a toilet and the baby fell into the shit Surprised
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+


Well let me assure you, they can come out that fast. When my son was born he came out so fast you'd have thought he was late for an important appointment or something. From waters breaking to me holding baby was no more than a few minutes.
so your missus had no contractions? which counts as labor ....
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 00:16    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
snoop1050 wrote:
RMFX wrote:
snoop1050 wrote:
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+


Well let me assure you, they can come out that fast. When my son was born he came out so fast you'd have thought he was late for an important appointment or something. From waters breaking to me holding baby was no more than a few minutes.
so your missus had no contractions? which counts as labor ....


Labor is constantly misdiagnosed as stomach aches, inflammatory appendix etc etc..especially when the mother claims she isnt pregnatn...some even continue having their period
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 02:48    Post subject:
yea cos i mean they all have the exact same symptoms!

i though i was pregnant but it was just back ache ....
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 02:56    Post subject:
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yea cos i mean they all have the exact same symptoms!

i though i was pregnant but it was just back ache ....


What a great response to a known fact. lol wut
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 02:59    Post subject:
ever heard of a pregnancy test? they cost like a can of pop and doctors give them for free
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 03:10    Post subject:
I just did a pregnancy quiz, didn't even ask me if I am a girl or a boy :').

So well, I'm a boy, but I still have 78% chance of being pregnant!




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jul 2010 07:39    Post subject: Re: Is it possible
snoop1050 wrote:
RMFX wrote:
snoop1050 wrote:
babies dont just drop out like in the films it takes alot of effort some women can be trying to push the baby out for 6hours+


Well let me assure you, they can come out that fast. When my son was born he came out so fast you'd have thought he was late for an important appointment or something. From waters breaking to me holding baby was no more than a few minutes.
so your missus had no contractions? which counts as labor ....


Of course she had contractions. But the pushing doesn't start until not only the water has broken, but only after the cervix has dilated to +- 9cm.

For her it only took a couple of pushes. Not the 6+ hours of PUSHING that you said, so yes..it's very possible that it could happen on the toilet.

I'm not sure if you know this part either, but when the cervix is dialating, women feel as though they are bursting for the toilet and in a lot of cases they spend a lot of time on the loo in the build up to giving birth. So his story is entirely possible albeit slightly unlikely.
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