I fucking hate those flying rats and their buttfucking stupid sounds they make.
Every fucking morning I hear them taking a shit on my balchony, every.fucking.morning.
Nothing works, I run out and try to scare them, they come back half an hour later.
I throw little pebbles at them, they come back an hour later.
I'm thinking of getting an air soft gun and shooting the little fuckers, that way they won't come back...every again.
Ohh yeah, edit.
Forgot to mention that I've spent the last hour cleaning up the balchony from all their shit so I'm pretty pissed off.
My friend have a same problem,he really hates them...he tried to poison them,scare them,shoot them with soft gun etc..and they keep coming back.Maybe a cat as rofl_mao said..
I usually find pigeons "funny", but yeah, your actual situation is a bit extreme and I can definitely feel your hate
Anyway: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Pigeons
Yeah, we have them here too, and especially in the spring and early summer, they are unbearable. I put this thing that makes noise on the balcony, so at least they don't stay there to take dumps all over my stuff.
Yeah cats always do what they are told, well known fact.
Cats will hunt birds even if you don't "tell" them to. I've never heard of a cat that doesn't get all wild when they get near a bird, mine goes batshit insane. lol
Mine is scared by birds (and wild animals in general), but it's only because she's a fraidy cat with almost no natural instincts left
An airgun is only going to give you the pleasure of sniping a few of the lil barstards, they won't stop coming. I have noticed a lot of places have the pointy wire stuff over places a bird could perch and that seems to keep them away, although it doesn't look very pleasant.
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Pidgeons, pfft.. as Nalo said, they have nothing on fucking seagulls. They make the most irritating, annoying fucking sound/scream/whine, and it makes me, even though I'm a huge animal lover, wanna shoot their tiny little brains out.
Also, on my way to work (I got a months vacation now thankfully), there used to be one fucking seagull that would try attacking me, diving at my head and making it's annoying fucking whining. I've never wanted to hurt an animal as much as then..
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Hmmm, has anyone heard about putting up CD's on a string...
Someone said that due to them (having like 3-5 hangin there) reflecting light or whatnot it might scare the fuckers off, has anyone tried or heard of this method? o.O
Also, we have seaguls here...quite a bit of them, I live in a coastal city. ^_^
They're however not as problematic as those hellish pigeons.
Pidgeons, pfft.. as Nalo said, they have nothing on fucking seagulls. They make the most irritating, annoying fucking sound/scream/whine, and it makes me, even though I'm a huge animal lover, wanna shoot their tiny little brains out.
Also, on my way to work (I got a months vacation now thankfully), there used to be one fucking seagull that would try attacking me, diving at my head and making it's annoying fucking whining. I've never wanted to hurt an animal as much as then..
Birds do attack people, especially when they're breeding. I've heard of some woman in the neighbourhood that was assaulted by a blackbird. It bit her face and crapped on her head
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Hmmm, has anyone heard about putting up CD's on a string...
Someone said that due to them (having like 3-5 hangin there) reflecting light or whatnot it might scare the fuckers off, has anyone tried or heard of this method? o.O
Also, we have seaguls here...quite a bit of them, I live in a coastal city. ^_^
They're however not as problematic as those hellish pigeons.
Another option would be to tie some wire on the spot where the pigeons land, so they'll trip over the wire. In theory you could take this trick to the next level by using copper wire, and connecting it to the mains
Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.
I fucking hate those flying rats and their buttfucking stupid sounds they make.
Every fucking morning I hear them taking a shit on my balchony, every.fucking.morning.
Nothing works, I run out and try to scare them, they come back half an hour later.
I throw little pebbles at them, they come back an hour later.
I'm thinking of getting an air soft gun and shooting the little fuckers, that way they won't come back...every again.
Ohh yeah, edit.
Forgot to mention that I've spent the last hour cleaning up the balchony from all their shit so I'm pretty pissed off.
pigeons...you should try living in a town where seaguls rule the sky by day and rape your bins by night. You cant even walk through town with a pasty in your hand coz seaguls will fucking mug you. Im serious its like something out of a horror movie here...
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I hate the fucking things, I've often thought about buying a shotgun. Every spring they come to my housing garden to hatch their little kids, and they divebomb to protect their young.. They start screaming their heads off outside my bedroom window at 4-5am in the morning and go on until afternoon. Their offspring have just learned how to fly and take care of themselves so I finally get some peace after 2-3 months of torture. The pigeons are bullied by the damn gulls as well.
And they're master marksmen when it comes to crapping on people that walk by. They have an uncanny ability to shit on you no matter if you run or walk or stand. Shotgun FTW. But that would get me in jail... :/
I fucking hate those flying rats and their buttfucking stupid sounds they make.
Every fucking morning I hear them taking a shit on my balchony, every.fucking.morning.
Nothing works, I run out and try to scare them, they come back half an hour later.
I throw little pebbles at them, they come back an hour later.
I'm thinking of getting an air soft gun and shooting the little fuckers, that way they won't come back...every again.
Ohh yeah, edit.
Forgot to mention that I've spent the last hour cleaning up the balchony from all their shit so I'm pretty pissed off.
pigeons...you should try living in a town where seaguls rule the sky by day and rape your bins by night. You cant even walk through town with a pasty in your hand coz seaguls will fucking mug you. Im serious its like something out of a horror movie here...
And they're master marksmen when it comes to crapping on people that walk by. They have an uncanny ability to shit on you no matter if you run or walk or stand. Shotgun FTW. But that would get me in jail... :/
Not if you're in the US! I also thought about blowing on a vuvuzela, the noise may scare them.
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