About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 14:32    Post subject: About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
Just got a txt off that bird, the "I really like you but lets be friends txt", goddamnit!

Why does it always seem to be the females ending 'relationships', at least I discern as much from this forum.

She was so, so fine though. That's partly what makes this more difficult, I mean, I'm not distraught by it or anything, I have always had a high degree of control over my emotions. But I really liked this bitch! Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 14:43    Post subject:
that sucks man


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 15:14    Post subject:
in other words "i am also a member of nfo , i seen you stalking me on facebook , you creep me out , so lets be friends ok"
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 15:26    Post subject:
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in other words "i am also a member of nfo , i seen you stalking me on facebook , you creep me out , so lets be friends ok"

Oh noes my cover is blown Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 17:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 18:54    Post subject:
I received a similar message and actually heard a 'crack' noise on the left side of my chest Laughing Sad

Sometimes I think the people that have it best on this world are cold-hearted, selfish sons of bitches that don't care about anyone, they wouldn't even blink if this happened.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 19:21    Post subject:
what u liked was her pussy etc nothing more.. otherwise u wouldnt of gone in there ramming ur cock into her first hand and of respected the situation with ur feelings more.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 19:28    Post subject:
there is 2.5 billion women in the world...if only 1% of those is super fine
that means there is 25 MILLION others.

find one of the 24,999,999 left and move on Smile

you got laid by her, don't bitch..some guys date hot chicks for MONTHS to get some..only to get "nooo, we cant do that, lets be friends"


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 19:32    Post subject:
chloroform always seemed to work for me, I never understood the need for any other hassle.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 19:38    Post subject: Re: About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
AnimalMother wrote:
Why does it always seem to be the females ending 'relationships', :


yep its fucked up innit!! i will never let a bird dump me again, im doing the dumping in future!! Twisted Evil


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 20:48    Post subject:
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

Going out on the pull tonight, drown my sorrows with a bit of alcohol too I think.

Moose, I can take or leave sex, but it was what she wanted and as far as I know it was enjoyable for both of us. I would have preferred her to just say after that first night that sex is all it was, then no real feelings would have got involved.


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 20:52    Post subject:
ah i see she was a bit of a "im not sure type" but never let on to you lol..

sneaky little whore..
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 21:06    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
ah i see she was a bit of a "im not sure type" but never let on to you lol..

sneaky little whore..


Exactly! Fuckin not sure, tell me then ffs, and I can kick your ass to the curb! I can be a bit much for some people, I'm totally up front and honest, I say what I think without giving a shit what impression people get.

I was talking about our sexual encounters with her in front of her friends, and I know she found that a bit embarrassing. Fuck it, she couldn't handle me! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 21:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I was talking about our sexual encounters with her in front of her friends, and I know she found that a bit embarrassing. Fuck it, she couldn't handle me! Twisted Evil

Hmm you can excuse that by saying that is the way I am but this might really turn a girl off.
You can always brag to some close friends that you got laid or tell it on NFO but to be open about it to her friends when she is there is not done IMO.


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 21:48    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
I was talking about our sexual encounters with her in front of her friends, and I know she found that a bit embarrassing. Fuck it, she couldn't handle me! Twisted Evil

Hmm you can excuse that by saying that is the way I am but this might really turn a girl off.
You can always brag to some close friends that you got laid or tell it on NFO but to be open about it to her friends when she is there is not done IMO.


Shit, I find it difficult to temper the more extroverted aspects of my personality. I don't bit my tongue for anyone, but my intention was not to make her feel uncomfortable in any way.


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 22:00    Post subject:
she was just unworldly it seems.,., i know where ur coming from regarding speaking what u want about whatever even around strangers, i do the same, its fun sometimes u see the shock on peoples faces, im like well what? uve prob all done it been there got the t-shirt if not u should lol..

but most people might say one needs more tact at times as the shy/recluse/inexperienced cant handle such openess Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Mar 2010 22:28    Post subject:
I think making love is called intimacy for a reason.
It is shared between 2 persons and disregard all the porn you can watch on the Internetz and all the rubbish you can read here on NFO.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 01:56    Post subject: Re: About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
AnimalMother wrote:
Just got a txt off that bird, the "I really like you but lets be friends txt", goddamnit!

Why does it always seem to be the females ending 'relationships', at least I discern as much from this forum.

She was so, so fine though. That's partly what makes this more difficult, I mean, I'm not distraught by it or anything, I have always had a high degree of control over my emotions. But I really liked this bitch! Evil or Very Mad


LOL!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 02:06    Post subject: Re: About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Just got a txt off that bird, the "I really like you but lets be friends txt", goddamnit!

Why does it always seem to be the females ending 'relationships', at least I discern as much from this forum.

She was so, so fine though. That's partly what makes this more difficult, I mean, I'm not distraught by it or anything, I have always had a high degree of control over my emotions. But I really liked this bitch! Evil or Very Mad


LOL!


...and you can have a nice big "FUCK YOU", delivered with all the sincerity of a punch in the face.

As it happens I asked if we could meet to talk it over and she agreed. Now I'm thinking, I might just fuck her off because I can't be arsed with this jumping through hoops crap when we didn't even have a real relationship to begin with.

Shall I meet her? It seems rather pointless at this point since she has made her stance clear.

She just updated her Facebook status with "I'm a vixen", she's probably already sitting on another lads dick, fucking slag.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 03:19    Post subject: Re: About my other 'getting laid' thread! :(
AnimalMother wrote:
she's probably already sitting on another lads dick, fucking slag.


maybe being a slag was the reason she sat on yours too Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 03:40    Post subject:
so you got used, big fucking deal, it happens to us all.

Forget the cunt, go fuck another one Smile As blunt as that motto is, its the way as the grass is green.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 09:58    Post subject:
Or! You meet her and use FM's advice, that'll show her Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 10:32    Post subject:
Whats the problem you fucked it a few times, better to move onto the next one than fuck it for the next 20 years.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 11:49    Post subject:
Any woman who doesn't have the decency to dump you face to face is a bitch imo. Bitches aint gonna get rezpek yo!

Don't meet her, let it die. Meeting her would complicate things. Unless you absolutely want to know the reason, some people can't let go without a reason.

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Whats the problem you fucked it a few times, better to move onto the next one than fuck it for the next 20 years.

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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 13:37    Post subject:
she will ask u if u want one more fuck for good times when you meet her u watch..
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 15:22    Post subject:
Nah, not going to meet her. Just finished it up with a few "I KILL YOU!!!" txt's, so it's utterly over and I can move on.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 16:02    Post subject:
if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll make sure I put some clean X one mine and welcome you, you might feel my hand wandering around you though that's just my way of comforting you making you know it's ALRIGHT!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 16:23    Post subject:
Maybe getting my anus fingered by a middle-aged misanthropic alcoholic will help me emotionally recover. Smug


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