sneeze and burp ?
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 21:59    Post subject: sneeze and burp ?
Ever fucking sneezed and burped in the same fucking time ?

It happened to me today and i nearly puked, i had a stomach ache for 1 h .
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 22:06    Post subject:
I once sneezed while puking
the puke got launched from my nose
and since puke is acidulous it kinda hurt


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 22:08    Post subject:
If you haven't farted too, then you aren't a true man Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 22:18    Post subject:
reminds me of this (irritating voice over by a woman)


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 22:37    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
I once sneezed while puking
the puke got launched from my nose
and since puke is acidulous it kinda hurt



sweet jesus
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 22:39    Post subject:
fuck i hate rice coming out of my nose Mad sometimes i eat then something tickles my nose and i sneeze, and find rice on the fucking handkerchief swit jizzus Mad
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 23:08    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
fuck i hate rice coming out of my nose Mad sometimes i eat then something tickles my nose and i sneeze, and find rice on the fucking handkerchief swit jizzus Mad


Thats not rice, its the maggots who are building a utopian society in your brain,when one of their members dies they send them out through the air lock (your nostril, left in right out) in a teeny tiny coffin which looks exactly like a grain of rice.
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 23:11    Post subject:
ah Smile reminds me of when Bender was drifting through space and had two tiny civilisations developing on his metal body Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 23:17    Post subject:
No burping but i pooped into my pants while sneezing. But more worse is sneezing when you have an orgasm. Makes you totally confused.
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Mar 2010 23:21    Post subject:
well too much anal sex can loosen your anal muscles and when you sneeze you cant hold the poop inside Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th Mar 2010 00:20    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
iNatan wrote:
fuck i hate rice coming out of my nose Mad sometimes i eat then something tickles my nose and i sneeze, and find rice on the fucking handkerchief swit jizzus Mad


Thats not rice, its the maggots who are building a utopian society in your brain,when one of their members dies they send them out through the air lock (your nostril, left in right out) in a teeny tiny coffin which looks exactly like a grain of rice.


They die because they are starving Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 00:26    Post subject:
You know what's far, far worse?

Sneeze, cough, and have a stomach flue.. *and* hearing your lower back go "CRACK!"Razz

Yepp, threw my back out whilst sneezing, coughing and needing urgently to run to the 'loo..

What can I say, not a pretty sight? Very Happy
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