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twobells
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 13:55    Post subject: bacon flu
Tb has bacon flu and it's the worst flu ever, period.
My shivers are more like the serious shakes and don't even ask about my temperature.
How did he get it you ask?
Well, you'd like to know, I bet you'd REALLY like to know.
Ok then gather round:

TB got it from visiting his local 'health' centre for an annual check up.

In finishing: FUCK doctor's surgeries, they don't cure they cause.

So be warned...........
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 14:16    Post subject:
well you will live
when you're sick don't do extra vitamine pills
all you need is extra carbohydrates
so eat a lot of pork Very Happy

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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 14:39    Post subject:
iconized wrote:

all you need is extra carbohydrates
so eat a lot of pork Very Happy


Scratch Head

Pork has no carbs at all...
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 14:49    Post subject:
that is true but you can burn the pork's fat nicely too
and pork's meat does have a lot of that
but yeah eat potatoes, pasta or rice would have been much better suggestion i guess

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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:02    Post subject:
Maybe your schizophrenic personality dies off now, and you stop talking about yourself in third person? Maybe.

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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:06    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Maybe your schizophrenic personality dies off now, and you stop talking about yourself in third person? Maybe.

Spot on. Seriously why does that guy talk about himself in 3rd person, it's creepy.

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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:16    Post subject:
PumpAction understands his sadness and will murder anyone else in this thread. But don't worry, we will try to stop him before he unfolds his rage. Wish us luck.

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:20    Post subject:

_SiN_ wrote:
Maybe your schizophrenic personality dies off now, and you stop talking about yourself in third person? Maybe.


are you talking to me?
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?









Laughing

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twobells
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:47    Post subject:
Glottis wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Maybe your schizophrenic personality dies off now, and you stop talking about yourself in third person? Maybe.

Stop on. Seriously why does that guy talk about himself in 3rd person, it's creepy.



It's my personal joke on the virtual world of the internet and if that creeps you out you have obviously led a very sheltered life.Smile
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twobells
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 15:51    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
well you will live
when you're sick don't do extra vitamine pills
all you need is extra carbohydrates
so eat a lot of pork Very Happy


Why no vitamin pills when you have swine flu?
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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 18:33    Post subject:
C-vitamin is reported to help.

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Nov 2009 22:39    Post subject:
twobells wrote:
iconized wrote:
well you will live
when you're sick don't do extra vitamine pills
all you need is extra carbohydrates
so eat a lot of pork Very Happy


Why no vitamin pills when you have swine flu?

in general extra vitamin pills help the immune system
if you get a flu anyway it is not as useful
the fever causes your body to burn extra calories
lot of people start taking vitamin pills when already sick when it is better to eat more

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timechange01
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 07:38    Post subject:
TC01 thinks that perhaps TB should consult a local doctor Cool Face


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 14:23    Post subject:
at the high school in my city are 350 people infected with it, thats 1 on 7 of the students there! S I C K it was on the news here.. well i'm glad i finished that school 5 years ago lol...

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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 16:02    Post subject:
Fingers crossed now that it mutates into zombie virus that spreads by bite from an infected!
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 17:19    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Fingers crossed now that it mutates into zombie virus that spreads by bite from an infected!


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mtj




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 20:53    Post subject:
*Starts modifying the lawnmower*

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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 13:56    Post subject:
Swine flu is not that bad. You'll get over it. Just drink a lot of alcohol to keep yourself hydrated.
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 14:00    Post subject:
Laughing

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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 15:10    Post subject:
And im going to england, fuuuuck im gonna die Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 18:53    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
And im going to england, fuuuuck im gonna die Rolling Eyes


You will but not from bacon flue. it'll be from the enormous amount of chavs you'll no doubt run in to.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 19:24    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
deelix wrote:
And im going to england, fuuuuck im gonna die Rolling Eyes


You will but not from bacon flue. it'll be from the enormous amount of chavs you'll no doubt run in to.
nah, ill talk them out of it with my fine Norwegian accent Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 20:09    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
deelix wrote:
And im going to england, fuuuuck im gonna die Rolling Eyes


You will but not from bacon flue. it'll be from the enormous amount of chavs you'll no doubt run in to.
nah, ill talk them out of it with my fine Norwegian accent Cool Face


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Nov 2009 11:14    Post subject:
iconized wrote:

_SiN_ wrote:
Maybe your schizophrenic personality dies off now, and you stop talking about yourself in third person? Maybe.


are you talking to me?
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?


haha









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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Nov 2009 15:09    Post subject:
@pistolshrimp: I wondered if _SiN_'s comment directly under mine was directed at me but it was directed at twobells. So I responded with that bad joke, it refers to Taxi Driver (1976).
Anyway speaking in 3rd person is not so uncommon and certainly no sign of some horrible disorder. Mothers tend to speak to their babies in 3rd person.

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