H1N1, Swine Flew, Bacon Fever, Parmageddon, Aporkalypse
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mtj




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 14:29    Post subject: H1N1, Swine Flew, Bacon Fever, Parmageddon, Aporkalypse
So, anyone experienced the aforementioned disease?

I'm right now in the situation where it's 90% / 10% that I'll get it, as I visited my parents on the weekend, and they're now having it.

Anyone worried of the flu?

Myself... dunno really, I had REALLY bad flu in the beginning of the year, over 40 degrees for a week and I really felt like I would die soon. Wouldn't want anything like that anymore. But not too worried anyway.
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 14:35    Post subject:
I have definitely had it at least once. It wasn't as bad as flu that I have in the past.. but my bro caught it from me and was really ill for a good few days. The only difference between us is that he went to work with it and I stayed in, kept warm and drank loads of fluids.


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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 14:42    Post subject:
Naw I don't have to go outdoors for months, I have supplies to last the winter. I've set bear traps outside to kill those damned infected - one screamed he was just a postman trying to do his job, and one had transformed his face to look like my dad. Hah, clever fiends they are, but I'm smarter!

I just hope my ammunition stock will last, I knew I should've gotten more 12-gauge shells.
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 14:53    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 18:14    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
also it seems that the flu makes you more vulnerable to aids, so try not to have too many unprotected encounters 'til you're not sure it's out of your system. it also stops your teeth's regeneration, so try not to damage any while you're sick, 'cause they won't grow back, not even after(if) you get rid of the flu.

it's sick shit, this flu Sad


I was sick last week (just a bad cold, not h1n1) and chipped a tooth while flossing. Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 18:22    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
bear traps ftw.

also it seems that the flu makes you more vulnerable to aids, so try not to have too many unprotected encounters 'til you're not sure it's out of your system. it also stops your teeth's regeneration, so try not to damage any while you're sick, 'cause they won't grow back, not even after(if) you get rid of the flu.

it's sick shit, this flu Sad


What the fuck are you smoking sir?
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 18:23    Post subject:
Nope, I say to myself: I won't succumb to this bull crap, I drink my tea every day, use propolis and I work out every morning, so I'm safe Very Happy My immunity has never been better...


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 19:02    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
teeth's regeneration

I want this! Laughing


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 21:53    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Naw I don't have to go outdoors for months, I have supplies to last the winter. I've set bear traps outside to kill those damned infected - one screamed he was just a postman trying to do his job, and one had transformed his face to look like my dad. Hah, clever fiends they are, but I'm smarter!

I just hope my ammunition stock will last, I knew I should've gotten more 12-gauge shells.
lol n1.
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ffy




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Nov 2009 13:02    Post subject:
i have some kind of flu right now, but i dont think its pig flu. had it for at least a week and no high fever and while i am feeling ill its not awesomely bad so i dont think its anything serious.
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Namarie




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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2009 02:05    Post subject:
I aint worried, apart from the thing where they said this dang thing has that hook which allows it to cause pneumonia, lung infection..

I hate not being able to breathe properly.. and thus, I am getting the shot..
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2009 08:11    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
I have definitely had it at least once. It wasn't as bad as flu that I have in the past.. but my bro caught it from me and was really ill for a good few days. The only difference between us is that he went to work with it and I stayed in, kept warm and drank loads of fluids.



It is a virus, you can only have it once.
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2009 10:56    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Newty182 wrote:
I have definitely had it at least once. It wasn't as bad as flu that I have in the past.. but my bro caught it from me and was really ill for a good few days. The only difference between us is that he went to work with it and I stayed in, kept warm and drank loads of fluids.



It is a virus, you can only have it once.
I think in very rare cases you can have it more than once. But probably just people with bad immune systems or something
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twobells
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 13:00    Post subject:
Dits the WORST flu I dav ever dad PERIOD.
My shivers dar more lide shakes, sniffs more lide volcanic eruptions amd don't even ask about da bathroom situation, bu really don't want du know.
Tha aches amd sharp bodily pains, along with arms dat feel like old iron bars about to fall off.
But dits da chest situation dats da worst, cough cough splutter, combine dat wid a blocked up nose ad you have a situation houston.

more if I recover...........
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 13:36    Post subject:
since you are a man (i assume) to have a flu is better than to have a period i guess
get better soon twobells


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 13:40    Post subject:
so where did this swine fly to actually?
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 13:49    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
so where did this swine fly to actually?


To South Hamerica!

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twobells
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 16:11    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
since you are a man (i assume) to have a flu is better than to have a period i guess
get better soon twobells


thanx buddy!

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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 16:58    Post subject:
I ain't got it, and haven't had it. My fianceé is a school teacher, and she's not had it either. I guess the chances are she'll get it at school at some point, bring it back and i'll die.

If i stop posting, you'll know why.

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Invasor
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 17:06    Post subject:
I think I have it now. The flu.


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Invasor
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 17:07    Post subject:
And I am in South America. Oh Zeus!
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twobells
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Nov 2009 12:58    Post subject:
TB is back baby!
Temp down, pants up and ready to rok your God.

Seriously DO NOT get this flu, after the temp went down I felt like I'd been in a showdown fight with Mike Tyson.


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