Fucking belt
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:10    Post subject: Fucking belt
I had this belt as a present from my pops but the buckle system isn't the usual one, it's a slide thingy so I decided to be fancy and wear it and everything went fine until I wanted to take my pants off the damn thing only slides to the left (to close) and it's damn impossible to slide it to the right to open it (or I just don't understand how it works) I kept fucking around with it until I broke the lock
I really thought I was gonna be in those pants forever or I was gonna have to cut the belt
god damn
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Neon
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:11    Post subject:
no, you're just fat
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:11    Post subject:
I think those types just have to be a little slack for you to slide it back and unloosen it
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:13    Post subject:
IF I WAS FUCKING FAT I WOULDNT NEED A FUCKING BELT TO BEGIN WITH
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Neon
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:13    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
IF I WAS FUCKING FAT I WOULDNT NEED A FUCKING BELT TO BEGIN WITH


Explain it however you want. Cool Face
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 23:14    Post subject:


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 10:35    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
IF I WAS FUCKING FAT I WOULDNT NEED A FUCKING BELT TO BEGIN WITH



YES YOU WOULD!!!! You would need it to hook over your bloated hips and under your fat belly Razz
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 10:54    Post subject:
Parental lock. Your dad is trying to send a message.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 12:06    Post subject:
dude, you are like my ex-gf. She was frisky and touchy and then she always had to stop and ask me to open my belt...

Are you talking about the military type? Where you have to pull 1 side of the belt to open it?

How hard can it be? Just hold the iron thing (the big iron thing without holding the small iron tube inside) and pull the belt and it will open...

It aint exactly rocket science
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 12:54    Post subject:
^ What is rocket science ?


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inz




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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 12:57    Post subject:
Rocket science, rocketry:

Noun - The science and technology of rocket design, construction, and flight.

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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 12:59    Post subject:
Hehehe Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 21:34    Post subject:
lolzz
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