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 Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 15:14 Post subject: Women! |
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So I was out with this chick I've started seeing. Everything was all rosy I joked and she laughed, I bought her a few drinks to get her in the mood. So we go to my apartment and watch a movie. We spoon on the coutch in our underwear, my dick pressed firmly against her very firm ass.
When its time for bed we sleep on my double bed, I lay the extra sheets and cover for her being a perfect gentleman. We get in bed and I start kissing her and shit. Then out of nowhere she says shes just ended a relationship and is currently in no sex mode.
Then we sleep and the next day we eat breakfest watch a few movies and I drive her home.
No I wont ever nag for sex, but it annoyes the fuck out of me that they tease you and then they say oh btw I'm in no sex mode... goodnight. I mean wtf, do they think we're interested in becoming their friends? What is this sex and the city? I'll tolerate all your bullshit and endless babble about your life as long as you give me some love.
Fuck this shit, gay guys have it way better. No fucking around just dicks in assess. Plain, simple, and shit on your dick.
"women, cant live with em... pass the beer nuts" 
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 15:50 Post subject: |
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Start dating her friends now. Atleast get something out of it...
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 16:19 Post subject: Re: Women! |
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| Acer wrote: |
Fuck this shit, gay guys have it way better. No fucking around just dicks in assess. Plain, simple, and shit on your dick.
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this will end up in some one's signature... 
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 16:27 Post subject: |
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fuck me, i know exactly what ya mean  bitches aye
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 16:30 Post subject: Re: Women! |
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| Acer wrote: | | So I was out with this chick I've started seeing. Everything was all rosy I joked and she laughed, I bought her a few drinks to get her in the mood. |
Should have bought her vodka, and lots of it.
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 20:16 Post subject: |
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No sex mode, lol.
You should have suprise sexed her....aka rape.
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 08:24 Post subject: |
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I guess some girls still do have standards.
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 19:05 Post subject: |
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@gem...I dunno bout the virgin. Could be possible she is telling the truth. If she was involved in a relationship that was solely based on sex and nothing else, I can understand. I've been there. Where I get out of dating or whoring around for a good while and not so much interested in simple lust than intimacy (doesn't last for long tho lol).
Still....cock tease none the less....
If women only knew what blue balls felt like you know?
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 19:14 Post subject: |
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Seriously tho bro....you think if we could give them something similar their attitudes would change? I know women who deliberately don't tease guys cuz of that reason and others who get off on it....fucked up.
Best thing tho...do it back (if your not trying to hook up as in date). I've done it and it fucking pisses them off cuz a lot (not all) women think that a man can't restrain himself...fuck.
I can afford 'take out' you know? If I pick up some broad and she does that shit...call me some home delivery if I really wanna fuck you know?
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 19:58 Post subject: |
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True enough.
Still....excuses are like assholes man, everyone has em.
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 22:50 Post subject: |
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she was probably entering sleep mode hmmph
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 23:57 Post subject: |
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| b0se wrote: | | she was probably entering sleep mode hmmph |
lol spend to much time with computers bud? |
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 00:25 Post subject: |
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next time, double click it 
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 00:42 Post subject: |
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Could have been tons of reasons tbh. Maybe she wanted to see how he'd react.
I know/have been with women who will do that sorta thing and if you show restraint, it turns them on more than climbing all over em....
I'm telling ya...mind games man. Hate em.
Men are so straight forward most of the time. Chick is kissing us, feeling us up and we get hard, u know we are down to fuck you know? Simple
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 01:02 Post subject: |
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So true....I'm talking to my friend...she said she's upset/depressed and I offered to cheer her up (not in a fucking sexual/dirty way) and she stops talking for 15 minutes. I wrote a few other things and then get thanks, sorry g2g and i write something back and she was waiting for me to respond....I hope she's ok man...fuck 
She has a very emotional side to her (almost manic, not quite). Hope she isn't too upset....
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 11:39 Post subject: |
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I know what you mean, bud, cos i was in the exact same position. Bar, some nice chit-chatting, lots of laughs and (stupid) jokes. Then my apartment, more joking, movie. Then my bed and god i was touching her heavily on the pussy when the cunt said to me she had to go. 0.0
What should we do at this stage - rape them?
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 13:32 Post subject: |
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lol that picture is so true
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 13:44 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | | What should we do at this stage - rape them? |
Weeeell. There's a couple things you can do.
1) Live with it and dip your blue balls into icy wter
2) get youreself another girl for the night
3) go watch some porn
4) go find yourself a hooker
see? you got choices. Granted none of those are as good as having sex with the girl you tried to get there all night, but what eles is there?
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