knocking on bathroom door
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 05:36    Post subject: knocking on bathroom door
I dont know what it is but whenever somebody knocks on the damn door while Im trying to take a shit I think murderous thoughts. This is one of the very few things that actually gets me really freakin angry. And when Im on the other end (other side of the door) and somebody is in the bathroom I respect their bathroom time and never knock/rush them no matter how badly I have to go.

Evil or Very Mad WTF it should be a common courtesy to not knock on the motherfukcing door while somebody is in there taking a shit



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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 05:41    Post subject:
Yust tell em to fuck off. Be a man for gods sake don't be such a pussy all the time.


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timechange01
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 05:49    Post subject:
Usually I do tell them to fuck off but its not always the best idea. Just the other day, my mother came home and I was takin a shit and she kept knocking on the door & saying something so I yelled

"im gonna take a gun and shoot you in the fucking face if you dont shut the fuck up"

Obviously this was very asshole-ish of me (shes over it though, she didnt take it personally). Lol I cant help but feel uncontrollable rage whenever some1 knocks on the door. Its different if somebody is taking a shower or something but a shit should never be rushed.



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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 10:51    Post subject:
its because u havnt emptied ur ballbag yet, u need to get laid, see if ur mum will sort u out Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 11:37    Post subject:
lol go for it time!

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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 11:49    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
lol go for it time!

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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 11:58    Post subject:
Knock, knock, knockin' on bathroom door. Hey, hey, hey hey, yeah Razz
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 12:10    Post subject:
Just leave the door open and when they come around, do the coolface. That'll teach 'em.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jul 2009 23:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 00:06    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:

"im gonna take a gun and shoot you in the fucking face if you dont shut the fuck up"
Maybe overreacting, but well... U live in America now Very Happy

Get some pills to force diarrhea or something, lol Very Happy
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b0se
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:26    Post subject:
Yeah i know this is a fucking bullshit, my mom does this all the time .


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 14:03    Post subject: Re: knocking on bathroom door
timechange01 wrote:
I dont know what it is but whenever somebody knocks on the damn door while Im trying to take a shit I think murderous thoughts. This is one of the very few things that actually gets me really freakin angry. And when Im on the other end (other side of the door) and somebody is in the bathroom I respect their bathroom time and never knock/rush them no matter how badly I have to go.

Evil or Very Mad WTF it should be a common courtesy to not knock on the motherfukcing door while somebody is in there taking a shit


just take comfort in the knowledge that theyre gonna be stuck in that small room with the smell.

also, if someone knocks, when your finished and they go in... wait 10 seconds, then start knocking on the door and see how they like it.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Jul 2009 06:35    Post subject:
You should do the monkey thing and throw shit at them. I bet no one will disturb you while you are taking a dump again.
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