I dont fucking believe this!
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 12:40    Post subject: I dont fucking believe this!
God damn.. My GF has caught the swine flu. So now this motherfucker has it too Twisted Evil

(I think)

She has t o stay at her parents place not seeing anyone for a week, so I cant see her or leave the house either. The RSPCA are gonna think im bullshitting which is gonna not help things.

FFS!!


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wawrzul




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 12:48    Post subject:
Clusterfuck!
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 12:49    Post subject:
rofl, indeed, I am so pissed.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 12:56    Post subject:
I got over it in a week, if your genes are fail or got aids you will die, if you're good you'll live
either way natural selection is a cold bitch
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:13    Post subject:
lol so what? Its only a real danger to kids and old people... or people with weak immune system.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:22    Post subject:
yeah I know. I dont even feel sick. Neither does my GF. Just a fag cold it seems


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:22    Post subject:
You'll be fine, it's much ado about nothing.


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b0se
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:24    Post subject:
Ouch mate thats too bad im sorry for you and your gf


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:30    Post subject:
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She has t o stay at her parents place not seeing anyone for a week


heheh maybe its so she gets a free week doing something else without you Very Happy

sorry about ur cat btw, id be looking for some payback on that one..
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helvete




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 16:25    Post subject:
If you (or your gf) don't feel sick.. how do you know you have it? Haven't they stopped running tests at this point?


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 16:34    Post subject: Re: I dont fucking believe this!
wgem wrote:
Twisted Evil


shouldn't u have used this Evil or Very Mad instead?
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DeMoN064




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 18:05    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
lol so what? Its only a real danger to kids and old people... or people with weak immune system.


NOOOOOOOES Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

WHAT SHOULD I DOO Sad

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todd72173




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 20:21    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
lol so what? Its only a real danger to kids and old people... or people with weak immune system.


Swine flue actually attacks people in good health, teens, adults. Its all groups. Nothing to do with immune system.


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 20:25    Post subject: Re: I dont fucking believe this!
wgem wrote:
God damn.. My GF has caught the swine flu. So now this motherfucker has it too Twisted Evil

(I think)

She has t o stay at her parents place not seeing anyone for a week, so I cant see her or leave the house either. The RSPCA are gonna think im bullshitting which is gonna not help things.

FFS!!



How do you know you have it? Did they do tests on you?
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 20:44    Post subject:
hello there

i know how she feels. i was kept by the chinese in quarantine for 2 weeks. in some cage with a daily quantity of 1kg bananas. so to avoid getting quarantined by the chinese you should tell her to wear mask as white people can be distinguished unlike chin... yellow men


yes
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 20:53    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
hello there

i know how she feels. i was kept by the chinese in quarantine for 2 weeks. in some cage with a daily quantity of 1kg bananas. so to avoid getting quarantined by the chinese you should tell her to wear mask as white people can be distinguished unlike chin... yellow men


You are such an idot sometimes.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 21:05    Post subject:
talk to the hand, woman Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 21:09    Post subject:
I can recommend a movie:
DeadGirl


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 21:43    Post subject:
cnZ if your going to troll at least make it funny Rolling Eyes timechange02


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 22:24    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
I can recommend a movie:
DeadGirl


you call this funny ?


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 22:24    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
deelix wrote:
lol so what? Its only a real danger to kids and old people... or people with weak immune system.


Swine flue actually attacks people in good health, teens, adults. Its all groups. Nothing to do with immune system.
eh... I know. But thats why I said its nothing to worry about IF you have a good immune system. Just like with the normal flu....
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 10:05    Post subject: Re: I dont fucking believe this!
wgem wrote:
God damn.. My GF has caught the swine flu. So now this motherfucker has it too Twisted Evil

(I think)

She has t o stay at her parents place not seeing anyone for a week, so I cant see her or leave the house either. The RSPCA are gonna think im bullshitting which is gonna not help things.

FFS!!


Next time don't date pigs.
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 10:42    Post subject:
Stop bumping threads with stupid replies.

Hope it'll all work out wgem.
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 13:09    Post subject:
Of course it will, swine flu is no more dangerous than regular flue. The whole thing has been hyped up beyond all recognition.
And thanks to the WHO, everyone thinks it's a pandemic when there's actually less than 5000. The Brits are saying that a 100000 of their citizens are infected and that's bullcrap.
99% of those is regular flu.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 13:27    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
Of course it will, swine flu is no more dangerous than regular flue. The whole thing has been hyped up beyond all recognition.
And thanks to the WHO, everyone thinks it's a pandemic when there's actually less than 5000. The Brits are saying that a 100000 of their citizens are infected and that's bullcrap.
99% of those is regular flu.


About 1 in every 600 people doesn't sound like BS to me.

I just had flu but it didn't seem half as bad as the several other times i have had it in my life. Cant say if it was swine flu or not though.


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 13:42    Post subject:
Actually, more people die of normal flue than swineflue...so there really is no big danger imo.

Edit: Media are experts on hyping/making a hen out of a feather.


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vaifan1986




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 13:43    Post subject:
1 in 600 would be cause for concern if it weren't for 2 things. First of all that number is not accurate. It's a extrapolation and it no way represents the real situation in the UK. That number includes every single person who came into a hospital with simptoms of flu. Which flu, at the moment nobody knows, because it's impossible for labs to check that many samples in a short period of time. But what the goverments and health organisations are doing, is that they're treating everyone in hospitals with flu simptoms as potential swine flu carriers.

Second of all, as I've already said, swine flu is no more dangerous than regular flu.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 14:40    Post subject:
My mrs works for the NHS. She is back office staff and they were all supposed to be on standby to go help give out tamiflu as the front line cant cope.

3 people in the office have gone off with swine flu HAHAHA!!

Irony!
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drakgon




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 15:02    Post subject:
ok ... so last night got drunk .... kissed a pig .... should i be worried?
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2009 15:54    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
ok ... so last night got drunk .... kissed a pig .... should i be worried?


Not about the swine flu Laughing


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