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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 18:21    Post subject: God Bless USA
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 18:25    Post subject:
All that bitching and they missed the worst of all - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_customary_units

Get on with the times already; the metric system is clearly superior in every way.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 18:34    Post subject:
"REPLY TO THIS THREAD IF YOU AGREE"

Well, anyone that posts here will probably get banned, because while this is hilarious, it generalizes about USA, and that's not allowed.

Edit: Oh, shit... Sad Sad
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 18:46    Post subject:
what's there to agree with? that not all, but most americans are stupid? that much is obvious.
but most people everywhere are stupid, so there's no reason to pick on americans, except, perhaps some of their leaders making fools of themselves.

people are generally fucking dumb, so leave the americans alone, the ones that aren't stupid are prolly ashamed enough of what their government does(did) as it is.

for all i care most people on the planet are just a waste of resources.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 19:59    Post subject:
whoever made this list is dumber than any American I've ever met ... sounds like a fucking chav with an anteater for a cock.


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 20:15    Post subject:
I bet the person who made that has never been to the US.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 20:37    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
whoever made this list is dumber than any American I've ever met ... sounds like a fucking chav with an anteater for a cock.


yeah indeed, felt very immature when reading through it.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 20:54    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
people are generally fucking dumb, so leave the americans alone, the ones that aren't stupid are prolly ashamed enough of what their government does(did) as it is.


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! PLEASE!


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 21:17    Post subject:
funny fact from wiki: Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 22:40    Post subject:
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 22:45    Post subject:
cant help it, i LOL'd Laughing


troll detected by SiN
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jul 2009 22:55    Post subject:
Not the shitstorm I expected But well indeed, very few facts. He probably just loves to fuck with americans^^
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dominae
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 01:57    Post subject:
Glad you posted it and not me, if I did - some emo would ban me Very Happy


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 02:13    Post subject:
I've heard more intelligent jokes from a four year old. I think if you find it funny, well, the joke's on you.


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 03:54    Post subject:
Why so serious? It's not like it is written by some world-class journalist, and meant to be taken as facts.

I found if funny for hitting on almost all silly US stereotypes.
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 04:49    Post subject:
truth is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of humans suck ASS

but not me, not me I'm cool.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 08:03    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
truth is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of humans suck ASS

but not me, not me I'm cool.

lemme just add that anyone with a different opinion than this is part of those 99.(9)%
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 18:45    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
funny fact from wiki: Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity Wink


some stupid twat gave him a tv show too but only lasted like a week.


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 18:47    Post subject:
they gave him a show? jesus christ, the world must be in a sorrier state that i thought
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 19:31    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
lhzr wrote:
funny fact from wiki: Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity Wink


some stupid twat gave him a tv show too but only lasted like a week.
A whole week lol
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 20:27    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
lhzr wrote:
funny fact from wiki: Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity Wink


some stupid twat gave him a tv show too but only lasted like a week.

was that on mtv? i remember reading about it Laughing
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jul 2009 21:29    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
funny fact from wiki: Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity Wink


Yes?


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 04:02    Post subject:
http://www.dmwmedia.com/news/2007/09/19/britney-spears-super-fan-chris-crocker-gets-own-reality-show

being MTV it doesn't really surprise me, MTV is one of those things that turns silly young americans into douchebags. It used to be awesome when censorship didn't fucking matter and they had liquid entertainment (the maxx, beavis n butthead, aeon flux etc)


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 11:21    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
being MTV it doesn't really surprise me, MTV is one of those things that turns silly young americans into douchebags. It used to be awesome when censorship didn't fucking matter and they had liquid entertainment (the maxx, beavis n butthead, aeon flux etc)


There was nothing to turn because they were probably douchebags to begin with. And you're right about mtv as well. These days it's just full of 'reality' programs. Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 11:33    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
being MTV it doesn't really surprise me, MTV is one of those things that turns silly young americans into douchebags. It used to be awesome when censorship didn't fucking matter and they had liquid entertainment (the maxx, beavis n butthead, aeon flux etc)


There was nothing to turn because they were probably douchebags to begin with. And you're right about mtv as well. These days it's just full of 'reality' programs. Sad


i listen to this radio show every morning on the way home from work and some us politician said the us is generally stupid

and someone called in bitching about how MTV is under that statement too especially cause they give retards stupid reality shows like jessica simpson in "the newly weds" then he proceeded to rant about how the fuck she still has that show when they've been married for 3 years


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 11:38    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
being MTV it doesn't really surprise me, MTV is one of those things that turns silly young americans into douchebags. It used to be awesome when censorship didn't fucking matter and they had liquid entertainment (the maxx, beavis n butthead, aeon flux etc)


There was nothing to turn because they were probably douchebags to begin with. And you're right about mtv as well. These days it's just full of 'reality' programs. Sad
There must be some music there too, or?

POS channel for sure.
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swingman




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 11:40    Post subject:
That's my point right there. TV can't be blamed for making people stupid all the time. Bad as it is, even MTV can't have managed to create someone like Jessica Simpson on its own. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 11:52    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
but most people everywhere are stupid, perhaps some of their leaders making fools of themselves.


i'd say our own politcal leaders make fools of them selves. of course, they also like stealing and that is something the US political figures don't do, at least not that obvious as ours ... Sad

so basicly, though a few things might just be right from some points of view, i'd say they are not that stupid as it's being said in that picture!


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Aug 2009 16:30    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
That's my point right there. TV can't be blamed for making people stupid all the time.

yes, the tv gives shit to people because they're stupid and that's what they want, because they can't tell a good thing from a shit one. and even more than that, they mistake one for the other most of the time.

@sajuuk: the only people that get into politics are either scum or stupid, because alright/smart people have better things to do with their time.
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 20:32    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
whoever made this list is dumber than any American I've ever met ... sounds like a fucking chav with an anteater for a cock.


Was about to say. They know nothing of the US or Americans.
Impossible to generalize 300 million ppl you know?
Every country has their fair share of fools, racists, hicks and bible thumpers...

I have plenty of American family members and only a few are what I would/ppl would classify as retarded.


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