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deelix
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 00:40 Post subject: |
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fuck me, the plane ticket costs 100 times than the water why would you risk your trip for a glass of water?
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:02 Post subject: |
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water/soda/beer/wine/vodka is free on airplane...just drink something before you board on the plane and you will be fine
ohh and food sucks btw! unless you are flying business class
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:04 Post subject: |
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Even budget airlines still give you free drinks, don't they?
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Ronhrin
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:12 Post subject: |
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You should take two different transparent liquid recipients, join them together in a way that it appears they can come in contact with each other, purchase two distinct colorful drinks, let's say, one red and one orange, insert them inside the correspondent recipient, put a cheap cellphone attached to the recipients, glue some wires coming out of the phone into the recipient boxes, hide it within one of your bags.
Enjoy the water boarding session while dumb airport officials figure out that it was actually a fake device  
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:20 Post subject: |
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| Newty182 wrote: | | Even budget airlines still give you free drinks, don't they? |
No you gotta pay unless you are first class.
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:22 Post subject: |
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Where are U travelling too? if you want you can stop by Vancouver. You can stay at my place!!!!
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:23 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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| deelix wrote: | Traveling by air for the first time next Friday. Going to New York (for those of you who doesn't use the custom titles  )
Anyway, was wondering about these exceptions when it comes to liquids. You can have a 1 liter plastic bag (if it has open/close mechanism) for your toilet/hygienic stuff. Sooo... what would happen if you put lets say soda/water in one of the tubes? 
...damn this has to be a bad idea But I refuse to pay for overpriced soda/water on ze plane!
I really doubt anyone have tried this. But sounds like they just look at the bag, and let people pass trough. Its ofc not worth it if the security guys go "omg, it could be some kind of explosive/acid liquid. |
Forget the fucking water deelix, buy some fucking polish and dusters.. |
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Ronhrin
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:24 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Where are U travelling too? if you want you can stop by Vancouver. You can stay at my place!!!! |
Oh, how I wish that offer was directed at me!
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:46 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Where are U travelling too? if you want you can stop by Vancouver. You can stay at my place!!!! |
You're the hot blonde chick aren't you?
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:50 Post subject: |
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Look what you've done pistol You increased youporns traffic for this night by 50%
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Ronhrin
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 02:07 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | | Look what you've done pistol You increased youporns traffic for this night by 50% |
She is a naughty naughty lady 
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| FireMaster wrote: | | Me says Deelix is gonna have a few problems during his landing due to his color |
That's what I was thinking... If he tries something smart with the liquids, I wouldn't be surprised if they do a full body strip search to make sure he is not wearing any concealed weapons in private places. |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 07:24 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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| deelix wrote: | | Going to New York |
I live here maybe we'll run into eachother!
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 07:29 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | Going to New York |
I live here maybe we'll run into eachother! |
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 09:48 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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| deelix wrote: | Traveling by air for the first time next Friday. Going to New York (for those of you who doesn't use the custom titles )
Anyway, was wondering about these exceptions when it comes to liquids. You can have a 1 liter plastic bag (if it has open/close mechanism) for your toilet/hygienic stuff. Sooo... what would happen if you put lets say soda/water in one of the tubes?
...damn this has to be a bad idea But I refuse to pay for overpriced soda/water on ze plane!
I really doubt anyone have tried this. But sounds like they just look at the bag, and let people pass trough. Its ofc not worth it if the security guys go "omg, it could be some kind of explosive/acid liquid. |
dont bring with you explosives, drugs, ouranium, plutonium,guns,knives,be calm dont look suspicius,open your legs when they will tell you, dont wear women underwear ,dont have a hard on,dont have any powder on you dont bring with you food from home
and take a bath before you leave good luck
and BEWARE FALLING TOWERS lol
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 09:54 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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| psychokillergr wrote: | | deelix wrote: | Traveling by air for the first time next Friday. Going to New York (for those of you who doesn't use the custom titles )
Anyway, was wondering about these exceptions when it comes to liquids. You can have a 1 liter plastic bag (if it has open/close mechanism) for your toilet/hygienic stuff. Sooo... what would happen if you put lets say soda/water in one of the tubes?
...damn this has to be a bad idea But I refuse to pay for overpriced soda/water on ze plane!
I really doubt anyone have tried this. But sounds like they just look at the bag, and let people pass trough. Its ofc not worth it if the security guys go "omg, it could be some kind of explosive/acid liquid. |
dont bring with you explosives, drugs, ouranium, plutonium,guns,knives,be calm dont look suspicius,open your legs when they will tell you, dont wear women underwear ,dont have a hard on,dont have any powder on you dont bring with you food from home
and take a bath before you leave good luck
and BEWARE FALLING TOWERS lol |
Thats it, im fucked
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 15:02 Post subject: Re: Question regarding airport security |
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