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[sYn]
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 Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 03:07 Post subject: |
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| [sYn] wrote: |
I think I know why he is a virgin.. "can I like your toes" ... |
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[sYn]
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 03:10 Post subject: |
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To be honest I kind of feel bad for the guy, its pretty clear that his ONLY perspective on sex is from porn.. even the way he speaks is very 'typical american movie teen from 1980' .. Still, he got some lovin, so good on him!
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 03:22 Post subject: |
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his first time and he starts with shit like, "yeah play with your pussy, yeah, thats it" wtf.
with what he says at the start its obvious he watches way to much porn and feels connected with the actresses. "Keep sending mails" nice!
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 04:32 Post subject: |
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you'd last a whole minute longer as a virgin? wow!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 04:56 Post subject: |
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Yep :proud:
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 10:28 Post subject: |
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HubU
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 11:05 Post subject: |
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I HAS LICKED TOES!
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HubU
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 14:58 Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Jun 2009 22:52 Post subject: |
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Mutantius
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 00:15 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 16:02; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 03:24 Post subject: |
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Skipped through it quickly, it was nowhere near as awkward I expected.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 05:04 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 05:34 Post subject: |
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Cohen
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 22:54 Post subject: |
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WHat a fuckin loser.....I'm sorry, I know you guys are gunna get on my case but fuck.
She put her mouth on his cock and his busted....
The sex was horrible. When he was fucking her, he basically had the head in her only.
Fuck, she's a porn star....he could have POUNDED her. I would have gone as deep as possible into her.
God......I feel bad for the guy. Has no idea how to fuck AT ALL.
And before you guys say "What are you, some expert?"...NO...but I've been fucking since I was 12. Thats how I fucked when I was 12.
Christ, I would have bent her over and had my way with her cuz you know she's down for anything...she's in porn for fuck sakes.
Ridiculous imo.......
U know the guy was and probably still is being made fun of by his friends.....like there are people who fuck differently and thats cool....but this guy, had NO IDEA how to move his hips or how to use his cock......so fuckin pathetic.
And like Gem said, I last SO LONG the first time I had sex. So long.
Which leads me to the conclusion this guy must choke his chicken fuckin LEAST 3 times a day. Cause the more you jerk off, the quicker you cum.
As all the guys know here, when you jerk off, you just want to cum. There's no satisfying a woman or anything...you wanna blow your load and be done with it.
Thats why, personally, when I've slapped the monkey, I only do it when I haven't had sex for a while and I'm fuckin backed up (those of you who get laid know what I mean, that heavy, full to the brim feeling).
If I was this guy, I would have jerked off until I was shootin blanks like 2 hours before she came over. That way, he wouldn't have made himself look foolish.
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"Skipped through it quickly, it was nowhere near as awkward I expected."
Are you joking? Fuck awkward....pathetic is the exact word to be used man.
Man.....I gotta show this to some friends, they will die with laughter....fuckin...pathetic/dumb/loserish (I know its not a word) and simply ridiculous.
Again, I'm not saying I'm a fuckin sex machine or anything. But I've been having sex for 20 years. So I know a lil something about it.
And hell, at 24....god...this guy should go bury his head in the sand......
I'd respect it if he didn't do it on camera but wtf? If your gunna fuck for public, at least be average at it.
I'm surprised he knew where to stick his short ass cock....ridiculous.
Btw, my girl was laughing so hard
Again, please no flames, just giving my opinion.
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One more thing. The guy KNEW she was gunna fuck him....why as permission for ANYTHING?! Its not like he was gunna put it in her ass (even then, she's in porn, she wouldn't have cared).
*sigh* *shakes head*
EDIT
My dad is over and I showed him aswell.....cracked up so hard
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:03 Post subject: |
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Yeah, you had your first time with 12 he with 24. You don't become a professional just because you get older...
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:09 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | | Yeah, you had your first time with 12 he with 24. You don't become a professional just because you get older... |
No, but you should know how to move your hips and put your cock ALL THE WAY in.....like....he's watched porn....he should have an idea of what to do.
Obviously he's not gunna be that great....but fuck.....didn't know how to work his hips, didn't know how to eat her and most of all, didn't know that he should stick his cock all the way in......thats just common sense. |
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:16 Post subject: |
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He might have feared to cum alot earlier  .. it might be logical for you to put it fully inside her, because you know that stimulating the head of your dick lets you cum faster. He might not know that Or it might have aroused him to much, so that he would have cum into her.
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:25 Post subject: |
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His cock is too small ... going in all the way for him = 10cm
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:26 Post subject: |
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Which might be pretty effective, depending on how you use them. He used 3 cm of it
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Jun 2009 23:30 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | | He might have feared to cum alot earlier .. it might be logical for you to put it fully inside her, because you know that stimulating the head of your dick lets you cum faster. He might not know that Or it might have aroused him to much, so that he would have cum into her. |
Naw man...it feels better for both ppl if your going deep. Least in my experience.
And I still get tons of pleasure. When I feel like I'm getting to the point where I'm gunna cum, then I work the head.....
I dunno....this guy should have bought some escorts before he did this imo
I mean, losing your virginity to a porn star (who's been fucked more than those who are insured by AIG) is not something to brag about imo.
So fuck, I would have at least had sex with a nice, high price, clean, escort (not some street walker or anything...I'm talking the 1G/H or more chicks....they are clean, tested reg and will do almost anything....and things they "won't do"...well, they will if you "tip" them an extra 500). |
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 01:24 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | I'm talking the 1G/H or more chicks |
...money he obviously doesn't have. it was all about finally getting laid - for free.
why go through all the hassle and have your epic failure put up on the internetz, when you have enough cash so you could instead just get a highend callgirl who would give you a far better time anyway than any pornstar (or rent a supercar for a weekend and try to pick up some gold diggers).
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 02:12 Post subject: |
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Syco you're being so judgemental in this thread it's actually rather bigoted, I would have expected more from you. Your response is just the typical macho, chauvinistic, reaction of any other male off the street.
At least try to look at sex from a perspective other then your own. Losing your virginity at 12 isn't exactly something to be proud of in my opinion, and it also doesn't make you an authority on sex.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 02:13 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: |
I mean, losing your virginity to a porn star (who's been fucked more than those who are insured by AIG) is not something to brag about imo.
So fuck, I would have at least had sex with a nice, high price, clean, escort (not some street walker or anything...I'm talking the 1G/H or more chicks....they are clean, tested reg and will do almost anything....and things they "won't do"...well, they will if you "tip" them an extra 500). |
and those escorts havent been fucked alot? she is tested as well for sure and i dont think they make a movie everyday, or even every week |
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she came early and started to get sore. I ended up not finishing.. I had no clue wtf i was doing and there was some drunk guy sleeping in a sleeping bag on the other side of the room 
