Dislocated Jaw
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 01:02    Post subject: Dislocated Jaw
Some drunk frat fuck popped me one in the side of the face last Sunday in the cafeteria, and now it feels like he did some damage. I can't close my jaw on the right side (molars won't touch) without feeling intense pain behind my eardrum. I've had this happen to me before, but it always went away after a good nights sleep. But now, it's been 2 nights and still no change... anyone have any experience with this shit? It's annoying not to be able to chew my food properly.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 02:25    Post subject:
you should go to the hospital to get your self checked out
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 02:41    Post subject:
Man, you have a serious case of bad karma going on. I can't even remember all the shit that's happened to you.
Food poisoning, pissing blood after you got beat up, this, some nasty stuff that happened back when you were still living in Europe..
Hate to tell you this but I don't think you're going to live very long at this rate. And yes, go see a doctor!
Could be a jaw fracture.

edit: typo


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 02:46    Post subject:
kuroi wrote:
Man, you have serious case of bad karma going on. I can't even remember all the shit that's happened to you.
Food poisoning, pissing blood after you got beat up, this, some nasty stuff that happened back when you were still living in Europe..
Hate to tell you this but I don't think you're going to live very long at this rate. And yes, go see a doctor!
Could be a jaw fracture.
It's not that bad. Just an incident every couple of months =/


I doubt it's a jaw fracture. That would mean he hit me hard enough to break something, but I don't even have a bruise (tho he did knock me off my feet).

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you should go to the hospital to get your self checked out
Don't have time for that, it's finals week. Unless someone wants to code a database for me for my programming class =/ It only hurts when I chew or try to clench my teeth.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 02:50    Post subject:
The same thing has happened to me where there's a gap between your teeth and no matter how hard you try to close that side shut you're rewarded with pain. Mine went away after a week but I'd highly suggest you go to a doctor.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 03:02    Post subject:
Doctor. Its always best to get shit checked out.. the longer you leave it the worse it could get. Maybe it is nothing and will go away but then on the other hand..


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 03:03    Post subject:
@Kamel: ^Yep it's that exactly. How'd you get it? My friend suggested I could have gotten it sleeping by twisting my jaw in a weird way into my pillow. I had this pain before and it went away overnight, and this time I did not immediately have it after getting hit, so it might actually be something else. However, it still hasn't gone away...


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 10:53    Post subject:
Sunday.... in the cafeteria, srsly WTF :S
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 11:16    Post subject:
you probably tore a small ligament or something.


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 12:37    Post subject:
you see, I would first go to doctors, and then brag about it here Very Happy


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:30    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
you see, I would first go to doctors, and then brag about it here Very Happy
There's nothing to brag about. I got the shit kicked out of me for stealing his French Dip Panini Very Happy But damn I love paninis Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:33    Post subject:
Next time, better duck Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:53    Post subject:
I know what punani is, but panini?
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:54    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
I know what punani is, but panini?


Omnomnom...!! Best sandwiches in the world!

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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 16:35    Post subject:
That looks fucking awesome.


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 16:41    Post subject:
Seriously, best sandwich ever - and well worth a dislocated jaw (though eating one afterwards would be kinda hard that way) Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 17:57    Post subject:
I prefer the subs from subway, but paninis are good too. A lot better than dry ass ciabatta's.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 17:58    Post subject:
Agreed. Ciabatta bread is nice on a hot, crispy, pizza ... but as a sandwich? It fails compared to a panini or a good foot-long sub Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:17    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
I prefer the subs from subway, but paninis are good too. A lot better than dry ass ciabatta's.


Teriyaki chicken in subway... mmmmm...

@tainted: you sound like a magnet for trouble Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:24    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:

@tainted: you sound like a magnet for trouble Laughing


Heh, that's the understatement of the year Very Happy

Poor bastard just can't catch a break, lol.
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 20:06    Post subject:
I'm not that bad. Football players have it a lot worse =/

Pain subsided overnight, but I still can't close my jaw. It's not that it hurts, its just that my teeth won't align properly for me to close my jaw, no matter how hard I try. It's annoying, but at least I can chew food with one side of my mouth now =/

And yes, the paninis in our cafeteria are to die for Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 21:01    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
@Kamel: ^Yep it's that exactly. How'd you get it? My friend suggested I could have gotten it sleeping by twisting my jaw in a weird way into my pillow. I had this pain before and it went away overnight, and this time I did not immediately have it after getting hit, so it might actually be something else. However, it still hasn't gone away...


Same as you. Got socked in the jaw from an odd angle by a bouncer.

But when it happened to me as the pain slowly subsided my teeth managed to get closer and closer together until they were finally aligned. You're situation sounds much worse, I'd be scared of some permanent damage there unless you check into the Doc.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 21:02    Post subject:
sooo.... no blow job tonight?


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 21:12    Post subject:
Laughing I looked at the topic title at last five times and I thought it said 'Dislocated Jew' wtf is this about, probably because the second word starts with a capital letter.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 21:34    Post subject:
Dislocated jew?


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 21:45    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 22:11    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:

And yes, the paninis in our cafeteria are to die for Very Happy


Or at least worth getting a broken jaw for Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 23:12    Post subject:
Funny how guys here are getting their jaws dislocated and don't mention anything about their response. What happened to all those badass humpers who are forever coming up with these crazy revenge plans. Razz Guess the other guy was too big. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 23:25    Post subject:
I guess he took the sandwich after all, so it's 1-1
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 08:24    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
I know what punani is, but panini?


Hahah, Punani!!! that was funny. Don't think anyone else got it tho.


Sorry tainted to hear about your punch in the face and jaw. THat sucks. Been there but I only got a black eye.
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