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Ronhrin
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 Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 14:03 Post subject: High School 1957 Vs 2009 |
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| Quote: | Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2009 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2009- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents — and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. |
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So true it's both scary and funny.
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 14:12 Post subject: |
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wow! #2 is just pure bullshit, there have been many figts at my school and no ever got expelled only suspended..it does not matter who started it..its what he says vs what he says..so they both get canned
#8 is just common case of their parents that want money, you will get sued for anything these days..anyone remember this guy, sueing company that washes your clothes for $40million that they messed up his pants...
#7 does this mean I can sue my teacher because we both shaked hands?
are they all from US or other countries as well? if in US than its normal day stuff ;o
Those are extreming cases that are easly exxtragarated.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 18:46 Post subject: |
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| besthijacker wrote: | | are they all from US or other countries as well? if in US than its normal day stuff ;o |
it's from nowhere ... it's complete and utter bullshit.
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 18:49 Post subject: |
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All that is, is an over-exaggerated piss-take given society's current "politically correct" nonsense.
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 19:15 Post subject: |
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LOL, this is almost the liberal equivalent of the the bush administration's terror propaganda.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 19:36 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2009 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. |
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lhzr
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 20:38 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | LOL, this is almost the liberal equivalent of the the bush administration's terror propaganda. |
well said.
also it's the sort of crap that sensationalist newspapers love to put out.
it's in the same area as various forms of fear mongering, focusing on bad parts and purposely leaving out bits of the truth. conspiracy theorists, new age zealots, extremists of all kind, they all dig into the same shit pile. fuck alex jones and zeitgest and all the other shit that people seem to love these days. they spew disgusting pseudo intellectual vomit and people lap it like it's going out of style. which, sadly, is not.
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