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 Posted: Thu, 7th May 2009 23:15 Post subject: Is it up or is it down? |
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Well, what is it? I mean, tell me honestly okay!
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PrideLess
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| Posted: Thu, 7th May 2009 23:23 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 7th May 2009 23:25 Post subject: |
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zipfero
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 01:27 Post subject: |
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www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 01:53 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 04:42 Post subject: |
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Mine was down for a while, damn pills but stopped with that crap, now its up again thank God, its so up sometimes I get up in the morning and its so rock hard that it fucking hurts, why can't I allways have the middle ground I ask myself, why if I am complaining does it have to go from one extreme to another, can you imagine it being like a fucking stone, pumping blood like a guy thats just been hit in his jugular vein:( Ooooh yeah its up, now should I go see my doctor cuz its TOO up? Even my girlfriend's complaining that in the morning she feels like she's being poked by a tiny baseball bat, I say, well just stroke it then whilst I am sleeping but she's like, yeah yeah, and why shouldn't I suck it while I am at it so mr perfect can have his nice morning nap and I'm sucking your baseball bat in hopes of it becoming a worn salami. Why can't I just be normal like everyone else, why should up mean grando swollen testiclo, oooh yeah I am pissed, talking about pissed, you ever had that feeling you needed to wizz badly in the morning and you can't cuz you'd spray the entire bathroom ceiling or even worse, pure golden piss dripping from your own chin, cuz I been there and done that already you know, trying to hold down that rod in hopes of hitting your target, its like a kamikaze run but your payload is some smelly old yesterday afternoon urine you held up cuz you'r too lazy to get your ass out of bed at night, yeah I am pissed alright and not only figuratively if you catch my drift.
Just wanted you to let you know my predicament, thnx...
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 11:53 Post subject: |
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Its very annoying sitting down cuz if you don't sit all the way back the tip of your rod will get stuck underneath the toiletseat and thats usually the place where 6 day old piss has gathered;( Or you sit down and your periscope's still pointing up between your knees, aaah well, I'll figure something out.
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 13:38 Post subject: |
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lhzr
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 14:25 Post subject: |
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It's the name we have not seen in a while
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| Posted: Fri, 8th May 2009 17:47 Post subject: |
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Been busy exploring my girlfriends fanny, I recently crawled out for some air, gonna take a small breather and then I will dive right on back in:) And lhzr, my momma said I was special, so I'd watch what you'r saying:)
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