The Girl and The Period
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 07:51    Post subject: The Girl and The Period
Most guys hope against it. But my gf is missing it every couple of months. Makes me fucking nervous. I'm at the point where I'm sacrificing a chicken each morning to a poster of Vin Diesel in my room, hoping she gets it on time. A baby, the last thing I need right now... Crying or Very sad And no, I can't keep it in my pants. Any straight edge guys, go sit on a razor Arrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 08:38    Post subject:
Make her take the pill. Tell her that other girls do it, and they look so pretty.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 11:39    Post subject:
"A baby, the last thing I need right now... "

^^ then dont cum inside her vadge.. simpleeesss...
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 11:46    Post subject:
KNOW WHEN TO PULL OUT NUMBNUTS
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 11:50    Post subject:
abortion hooray


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 11:55    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
^^ then dont cum inside her vadge.. simpleeesss...


i thought americans suppose to be educated about this stuff and all Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 12:10    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
^^ then dont cum inside her vadge.. simpleeesss...


i thought americans suppose to be educated about this stuff and all Razz


Well you would like to think so eh, but something tells me the way and why he has posted that here really means he would like a baby.. The little emote cry img gives him away, its the normal response to something when your thinking the opposite to what your typing of such delicate nature..

Face it tainted j00 want her to get preggers, otherwise you would be taking precautions..

As for him up there saying "know when to pull out" geebus lol, no wonder kids are having kids. Id opt for the tie up the tubes of all males at birth until at a reasonalbe age say 24.
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 12:25    Post subject:
^well clearly it's either the pill, the condom or he pulls out
I find the third to be the worst, second to be the next worst thing and the first to be the best
she's your bitch you make her swallow that damn pill with semen
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 13:32    Post subject:
My GF is on a pill called Cilest, and its fucking with her hormones so shes gotta change to another. Its driving me crazy Smile


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 13:54    Post subject:
pills can fuck her up and she might have complications/after effects in the future

i have no problems with pull outs, most men do tho
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 14:18    Post subject:
Easy, just chop off your balls! Plus, you could give them to timechange01, he need 'em badly.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 14:38    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
Easy, just chop off your balls! Plus, you could give them to timechange01, he need 'em badly.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 15:12    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 15:28    Post subject:
he needs brains more than ballz, washing laptops with soap and shit Razz
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 21:44    Post subject:
Condom(with spermicide) + pullout here, no problem doing it. Still, paranoid as fuck.

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My GF is on a pill called Cilest, and its fucking with her hormones so shes gotta change to another. Its driving me crazy


Yep, that's my GFs problem as well. And lately she's been on antidepressants. Mixing those and the pill doesn't bode well, from what I understand.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 21:46    Post subject: Re: The Girl and The Period
tainted4ever wrote:
Most guys hope against it. But my gf is missing it every couple of months. Makes me fucking nervous. I'm at the point where I'm sacrificing a chicken each morning to a poster of Vin Diesel in my room, hoping she gets it on time. A baby, the last thing I need right now... Crying or Very sad And no, I can't keep it in my pants. Any straight edge guys, go sit on a razor Arrow


The best thing you can do is just rag doll the bitch, grip her by the hair and sling her to the floor and just pound fck out off her stomach with your foot. Very Happy

nah, all jokes aside... stick vinegar down her vage.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 21:55    Post subject:
pulling out = ftl
condoms = ftl
pill = ftw


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 22:41    Post subject:
Vasectomy ftw?
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 22:54    Post subject:
Condoms are like 99% effective, haven't failed me so far Very Happy (I hope I didn't jinx myself :S)


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 22:56    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Condoms are like 99% effective, haven't failed me so far Very Happy

that's prolly because you didn't yet have sex 100 times Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 22:58    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Condoms are like 99% effective, haven't failed me so far Very Happy

that's prolly because you didn't yet have sex 100 times Laughing


Laughing

So that means after I have sex for the 100 time it will break! No!!!! I knew the pope was right!! Laughing

No rly, condoms + pills = no worries


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 03:09    Post subject:
Dull your runners down by taking a hot bath before every time you do it. Hot water makes 'em slow and dumb, if you add condom and pullout to the mix, you got 99,99999% chance of not getting her pregnant.

Also, using more spermicide lubricant is a win.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 03:35    Post subject:
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i have no problems with pull outs, most men do tho
what uneducated backwords third world country do you live in to think pulling out before you cum means a girl wont get pregnant? Laughing
i heard if you have sex upside down it works like a condom to Laughing
you know there is this release before the main event where some sperms can enter the womb Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 04:05    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
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i have no problems with pull outs, most men do tho
what uneducated backwords third world country do you live in to think pulling out before you cum means a girl wont get pregnant? Laughing
i heard if you have sex upside down it works like a condom to Laughing
you know there is this release before the main event where some sperms can enter the womb Laughing


seems that this comment gained gebannthammer Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 05:35    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
Quote:
i have no problems with pull outs, most men do tho
what uneducated backwords third world country do you live in to think pulling out before you cum means a girl wont get pregnant? Laughing
i heard if you have sex upside down it works like a condom to Laughing
you know there is this release before the main event where some sperms can enter the womb Laughing


u are from UK, so i kinda ignored your ignorance Razz

yes i know about pre-come if that's what u mean, but i don't have that problem, that's why i said most men

for an educated guy u have problems to read ehh
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 06:58    Post subject:
She got it today. Cheers.


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 07:10    Post subject:
Take the male pill.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 21:52    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
She got it today. Cheers.


than god, we were so worried Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 23:18    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:


yes i know about pre-come if that's what u mean, but i don't have that problem, that's why i said most men



Except you do, all men do. It's not about seminal fluid, but about small amounts of sperm that are released during intercourse.

But then again your 'intercourse' involves your right hand, so I guess you don't have that problem after all. Rolling Eyes


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