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 Posted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 10:37 Post subject: Job Interview |
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A guy goes to a local company to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 09:30 to half four.
You can start tomorrow at 11:30 - and plan on starting at 11.30 every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 09:30 to half four, why don't you want me to be here before 11.30?' '
'This is a SALES job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just sit around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
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