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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:38    Post subject: So the doctors tell you, you could have hep a b or c
What do you do?
Laughing not to mention a stone in my gull bladder.

So I go to the doctors like planned.
First time in 5 years. It's all lol and stuff.
They didn't get my results so i'm like I'll wait.

They ring me back in and the doc is arguing with the nurse
he can't have hep a b or c he doesn't look like a drinker.
At this point i heard hep a b or c and im freaking out.
asked me if i've been to mexico. I say no.
Asked me where I'm from.
So... more blood tests tomorrow.
To check for sure which it is. Sad
An operation on my gull bladder soontime.

Life is just peachy.


Step a) no more drinking
Step b) no more drinking
Step c) no more drinking

Rinse and repeat.

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:42    Post subject:
Sux4you. Oh and gull bladder stones ftl. My family has a history with em on both sides (mother&father). Had my first one a couple of months ago, took a week to piss the little fucker out. Hurts like no tomorrow. And it will happen with more frequency as I get older Sad My dad is at the point where he's pissing 2-3 of em out every year Sad

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:47    Post subject:
lol Very Happy FUUCK! Im not worried about gull bladder stones. They're doing it surgically with some stabbing involved. I'm worried as fuck about the hep a b or c bit. that's mad! Sad Like WTF!! WTF!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:50    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
he can't have hep a b or c he doesn't look like a drinker.


Any strain of Hepatitis has nothing to do with drinking (a can be contracted orally, b and c are bloodborne and can be caught from sharing needles Wink) Decreased liver function however can be an outcome of either hepatitis OR chronic alcoholism.

You can get a series of liver function tests over a series of time while not drinking to see if the situation improves.

And there is no 'if' to hepatitis anything, again a simple blood test should give you the answer.

So I'd guess damaging your liver from drinking is a MUCH more likely scenario (not necessarily and not probably long term damage either). Also most liver damage from hepatitis tends to be over 10+ years, most carriers don't even know they have it.

Relax Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:57    Post subject:
hep a ain't that bad. some hospital time and diet for a while and that's it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:58    Post subject:
lol now my mates are freakin out cause they think they have it too Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 00:59    Post subject:
edit: damn, nouse was faster Smile
but yeah, no sweat about it.

if the stones are big enough that they have to be removed surgically shouldn't you be in a hell lot of pain?


soo a lil bit of googling i got the transmission types for the 3 hepatitis cases Very Happy
Hep A is (at least in most countries) mostly transmitted by seashells
Hep B transmitted by blood or sexual contact (and it's rather "hard" to transmit)
Hep C dirty needles, piercings, tattoo-equipment etc.

so i suppose you could suffer from any of those 3 types, although Hep C seems rather unlikely, but then again there could be a whole lot of different reasons for whatever they found. Then again tests can be wrong sometimes so *shrug* wait and see Smile i hope the best for ya
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:03    Post subject:
I got a liver function test as part of a regular check up ... some markers of decreased function were slightly elevated, but I never went back for a confirmatory test Razz

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:06    Post subject:
btw: yay i'm happy that hep B (and by now A) vaccinations are paid by health insurance here Razz
yes, health insurance for everybody is a nice thing to have, take that americans! (and every other country that doesn't provide it! Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:08    Post subject:
Laughing I'm lolling at it.
Cause I turn yellow from time to time and so do my eyes. Sad
Hahahaha.

and yeh Reklis, I'm in a shit load of pain every other day. In bed sort of pain. Can't move, breathe or do a thing. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:08    Post subject:
here you're not allowed to attend public school without a hep b vaccination... so Waldo you must have gotten one (it was implemented when I was starting in high school in the stone ages aka mid 90s)

actually most "mandatory" vaccinations given to young people are not really mandatory per se, just mandatory if you want to attend public school.

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:27    Post subject:
that is ... a pretty neat system actually

@Waldo:
so why didn't you go see a doctor when it started? see, i never had them but my brother has and his are pretty small, in fact so small that they don't wanna do it surgical and he's in a shitload of pain (and he's no wimp)
but then again i myself am pretty reluctant to go see a doctor since i kinda ruptured that tiny space of skin that keeps your foreskin "attached"? yeah, sometimes hurts during sex but hell, as if i am going to let a doctor put a needle and/or scalpel down there? hell no... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:31    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
that is ... a pretty neat system actually


it's to appease religious wackos who enjoy endangering public health Wink even though their measles and mumps-ridden kids don't go to the same school, they are still in the same playgrounds.

not to mention all the wacko parents of autistic children who need someone to blame for an unfortunate genetic developmental disorder their kids have.

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:40    Post subject:
well when it first happened. couple months ago i was bed ridden. went to the er but had no health card so i went back home and laid in bed.

then again i was in bed for 14 hours Laughing

Then i went and go a health card.
And started seeing a doc.

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 01:53    Post subject:
better hep than aids! Wink

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 02:26    Post subject:
lol i'd love aids. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 06:40    Post subject: Re: So the doctors tell you, you could have hep a b or c
I CALLED IT!
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Posted: 17 Dec 2008 07:17
Hepatitis?


http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=904256&highlight=hepatitis#904256

Now bend over so I can give you some of that eydz too.

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 06:41    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 10:09    Post subject:
Isn't hepatitis referring to just liver damage with the viruses being one of the possible causes and alcohol being another? The doctors are probably on a wild-goose chase looking for the virus while it might have been caused by drinking.

Whatever the cause it's a bummer alright. Sad

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 10:17    Post subject:
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are you calling him stupid?
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 10:18    Post subject:
25% of all men has to pass a stone once or more in a lifetime.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 12:41    Post subject:
I pass a massive brown shark almost every day, sometimes its very painful as well:(
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 13:33    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I pass a massive brown shark almost every day, sometimes its very painful as well:(
take some diarrhea pills Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 14:32    Post subject:
My uncle experienced sharp pain in his back, yellowing of the eyes. . . turned out he had sclerosis (spelling) of the liver and died 2 years later.

Course, he was stupid and didn't stop drinking . It wasn't a very pleasant way to go.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 14:53    Post subject:
If I don't pass my brown sharks my sperm turns brownish, thats when I know its time to put my enema, sure I can push and push and push and when I take my toiletpaper I just barely feel the head of the little fucker but it ain't popping out ya know, now there's a saying that goes 'you can rub a shark gently on the head, but when it doesn't wanna come out to play it just doesn't want to come out to play'.

So yeah, it sucks, thinking of which, next time I might put a vacuum cleaner on his head, see if that sets him straight:D
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 15:03    Post subject:
I thought that was a sex disease or something, that's why I hate doctors every time you visit them they give you cancer or tumor the fuckers.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 15:07    Post subject:
For me its no sex disease, its just that my sharks lead a life of their own, if they can't travel down one shute they will try the next best thing, and thats my penile shaft and not even when hell freezes over can they get through that narrow shaft.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 15:20    Post subject:
who would've thought this type of thing would be so common?

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/void/35862-colostomy-reversal-botched.html

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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 15:32    Post subject:
Its pretty common in these parts, I can shit down your neck without even having to remove my pants, how's that for a little magic trick, imagine the fun I am having when I got myself a bad case of diarrhea:) Remember that song from the stones, well, that just got a new meaning,

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PAINT IT BROWN!!!

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jan 2009 16:41    Post subject:
Cock crap.. wow I.. I do not know what to say.

So when you pee.. you sometimes go nr 1.5?

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