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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 12:24    Post subject: I think my hdd just turned nuclear!
Just cruising along checking out the status of my drives.......and then: i got the saddam disc, the one and only WMD disc known to man:-)



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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 12:36    Post subject:
Laughing Very Happy Better get some cooling on that Razz

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 13:14    Post subject:
too late. your hd alreaddy reached the temperature of the sun's surface. it should by now burned a hole through your comp and the three levels below your apartment.....probably just right now burning itself into the concretecore of your building. good luck resurecting your data Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 13:55    Post subject:
Did you buy watercoolign or a microwave for your comp??

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 14:27    Post subject:
i dont knof if my portable nucler power plant mod is turning out so well, i'm starting to feal a bit ill and i'm loosing my hair at an alarming rate:-)

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 14:35    Post subject:
apparently the program u r using sucks, or u and your computer would melt and vaporize in seconds.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 15:07    Post subject:
too much porn Razz you hdd just had a porn overload... you know when you look at porn a certain sensation over runs your... you get the warm feeling and you start to do a powerful thrust motion described by many as automatic. So, now, your hdd doesn't have any hands but it has emotions, it has feelings. So if you have a lot of porn it will heat up and since that warm feeling inside cannot escape through a hose, a one eyed snake, and any thing else that could metaphorize a penis, it will build up to such a degree that no treatment known to man will sooth it... all you have to do is surgically implant a large penis-al (sorry I forgot all my biography classes) tube and let the hard drive have the orgasm it's been begging for.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 15:29    Post subject:
OMFG ROFLMAO!!!!!

Injurious wrote:
And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch!
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 15:47    Post subject:
Your'e sick! Sick i tell you! you here me? : Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 18:04    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
too much porn Razz you hdd just had a porn overload... you know when you look at porn a certain sensation over runs your... you get the warm feeling and you start to do a powerful thrust motion described by many as automatic. So, now, your hdd doesn't have any hands but it has emotions, it has feelings. So if you have a lot of porn it will heat up and since that warm feeling inside cannot escape through a hose, a one eyed snake, and any thing else that could metaphorize a penis, it will build up to such a degree that no treatment known to man will sooth it... all you have to do is surgically implant a large penis-al (sorry I forgot all my biography classes) tube and let the hard drive have the orgasm it's been begging for.


Excatly what happened In Tjernobyl! Though they didnt got the Orgasm... what a disaster... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 18:09    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
too much porn Razz you hdd just had a porn overload... you know when you look at porn a certain sensation over runs your... you get the warm feeling and you start to do a powerful thrust motion described by many as automatic. So, now, your hdd doesn't have any hands but it has emotions, it has feelings. So if you have a lot of porn it will heat up and since that warm feeling inside cannot escape through a hose, a one eyed snake, and any thing else that could metaphorize a penis, it will build up to such a degree that no treatment known to man will sooth it... all you have to do is surgically implant a large penis-al (sorry I forgot all my biography classes) tube and let the hard drive have the orgasm it's been begging for.

HAHAHA!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 19:02    Post subject:
Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 20:14    Post subject:
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