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 Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 13:03 Post subject: OMFG, I just found out I am going to die:(:(:(:( |
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Well, I have allways been scared of dying and everything to do with death right, and lately I been feeling kinda funny, everytime I been drinking I get so dizzy and shit. Also whenever I am outside and its freezing cold I never get cold, when I read shit I can recite the exact lines weeks after I have read them, found this very strange indeed. Also whenever I close my eyes I have dreams like, all the fucking time, which isn't natural cuz you can't be recalling every single dream you had, that shit is just fucked up, so I thought there was something wrong with my brain eh. My girlfriend also noticed that I am one hot motherfucker(and she's talking about the warmth that my body disperses), to her I was like the warmest guy she had ever met. Found that strange as well cuz I don't notice that shit from myself.
So I decided to go to the doctor today, he drew me some blood and I asked him straight out cuz I knew something was seriously wrong. I asked 'am I gonna die doctor', and he told me yeah PC, everyone is gonna die eventually but you'r healthy as a freshborn baby. But still it sucks to hear it from my doctor that I am gonna die eventually ya know 
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deelix
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 13:52 Post subject: |
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 tl;dr
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 13:55 Post subject: |
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Good riddance...
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 17:24 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 17:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 18:11 Post subject: |
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Hahahaah:LOL: What you don't like my jokes no more:D
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 18:44 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 18:46 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 18:46 Post subject: |
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Yeah, I was really hoping sth bad is gonna happen...  j/k
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |

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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 19:56 Post subject: |
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Life's too short to be serious, you can allways come to my house and make sure something bad does in fact happen to me:)
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 19:59 Post subject: |
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hope you do die
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 20:22 Post subject: |
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My doctor told me I probably will die someday, so your wish is already granted, after seeing my doctor I went to a medium and she asked me to write a name on a card of a person from whom I wanted to know when he was gonna die. I asked her, can I also write this guy's nickname, so I wrote down 'Dazz99' and she saw some horrible things there, they had to revive this woman, I think what she saw was not so nice:) I am sorry Dazz, I hate to be the bringer of bad news, I really hoped I could have told you better news:(
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WaldoJ
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so with people here who had lost their friends to summin less lol, and your insensitivity to other people and such... make joke funny? I no think so!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 21:16 Post subject: |
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I was hoping for a cancer drama while I'm eating this sandwich but fucking lame joke
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 21:25 Post subject: |
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Love it!. thats what i always say when ppl start talking crap "We are nothing more then
1. Oxygen (65%)
2. Carbon (18%)
3. Hydrogen (10%)
4. Nitrogen (3%)
5. Calcium (1.5%)
6. Phosphorus (1.0%)
7. Potassium (0.35%)
8. Sulfur (0.25%)
9. Sodium (0.15%)
10. Magnesium (0.05%)
11. Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%)
12. Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)
And you better belive it, NOTHING MATTERS AS ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE!"
Am I right or am I RIGHT!.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 21:49 Post subject: |
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Everything matters. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 21:55 Post subject: |
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In the end nothing does...believe me. You know it to...feel it, taste it...it's ok. There you go. You will DIE!...one day, and that's ok...you feel it...didn't think so. Try again  .
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 21:59 Post subject: |
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Everything matters because we die. 
Life matters. Things matter. Every little thing matters.
We're the envy of gods  that's something awesome and amazing, no?
Kekeke. In the end, when you die, yeah when you do die, nothing will no more matter... there's no taste, no sound, no sight, no smell.... no brain reaction... no chemicals flowing. Then nothing matters. Right now... everything does.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:03 Post subject: |
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death. The great equalizer.
although - looking at research - one day, people may live much longer lives or even become immortal (to causes like aging, cancer and the like)
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:10 Post subject: |
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yeah I wonder what the final stage of evolution of man is
immortal with telepathic ( telekinesis etc ) powers or what
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:12 Post subject: |
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lol no wai.... immortality is a curse... so is telepathy and telekinesis.
We'll live longer. We'll suffer more. We'll hate life 2030
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:25 Post subject: |
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Fuck that I WANT IMMORTALITY AND TELEPATHY MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn things I'll do with that shit , I'll be ruler of the whole fucking world in a day
telepathic shield against all sort of weapons
telekinesis to move all kind very heavy shit and lift myself and fly rapidly
some kind of inflammatory power to burn down shit
HAIL ME YOU SONS OF BITCHES FEAR ME HAHAHAAHAHAHA
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WaldoJ
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who says you'll be the first to evolve? 
And if we do follow that sci-fi path... Do you think you'd be the only one with those abilities? Everyone will have em. You won't be leader of a thing. And if you're immortal... why protect yourself from weapons? Silly. Just silly.
Immortality provides boredom. Moment you become a god, you no longer appreciate life. And why live life that has no taste. No texture. No flavor? Ish a sad sad life.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:33 Post subject: |
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immortality means faster and more active cell regeneration, not indestructibility , weapons can still penetrate your body and damage internal organs
and Yes I'm the first one to evolve and I'll make damn sure I'm the only one who stays that way for a long time until most evolve and I'll form my evolved alliance and hunt down backward human scum like you
and life doesn't need anything but power and pussy , a LOT of pussy
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 22:38 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | lol no wai.... immortality is a curse... so is telepathy and telekinesis.
We'll live longer. We'll suffer more. We'll hate life 2030 |
hahahahhaa
3001 - a hurt oddissee  |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2008 23:01 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 01:01 Post subject: |
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Is there is onyl 2 certainties in life - death and taxes
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 02:04 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Is there is onyl 2 certainties in life - death and taxes |
first one is undeniable
second one is bullshit
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 09:31 Post subject: |
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women always fuck you some how
troll detected by SiN
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