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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 04:56    Post subject: Selling virginity.
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Natalie Dylan - Woman Announces Plans To Auction Off Her Virginity. Says She Has No Moral Dellimma With It.

San Diego, California (The Weekly Vice) Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego, California woman who is a recent college graduate has announced that she will auction off her virginity.

Natalie Dylan, a Sacramento State graduate who's real name has been kept confidential for security reasons, will be auctioning her virginity at Nevada's well known Moonlight Bunny Ranch. She is reportedly planning to use the money to pay off outstanding student loans as well as possible graduate school expenses.

Dylan has stated she plans to seek a masters degree in family and marriage therapy.

"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," she told US magazine. "Through this process, I'm not just looking for the highest bidder. I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

Pushed a little further on the issue she admitted "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with," Dylan said.

Dylan defended her choice to sell her virginity telling the New York Daily News "Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I don't have a moral dilemma with it."

Dylan also addressed questions as to whether she was truly a virgin by recently taking a polygraph test. She says she is also willing to undergo a medical exam in order to put those doubts to rest.

Dylan expressed that she hopes the auction will help net up to $1 million dollars. Reports circulated that Shock Jock Howard Stern was associated the scheme, however he has since denied reports of any affiliation with Dylan's plans.


http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/09/natalie-dylan-woman-announces-plans-to.html

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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 05:07    Post subject:
22 and a virgin. Neutral


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 05:28    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 and a virgin. Neutral
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 08:23    Post subject:
virgin my ass
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 09:21    Post subject:
lol, epic whore
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 09:57    Post subject:
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virgin my ass


You lie.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 10:32    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 and a virgin. Neutral


whats wrong with that.. ? Confused


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 12:06    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 and a virgin. Neutral


whats wrong with that.. ? Confused

yeah , i know a lot of girls who don't wanna loose their virginity unless it'll be a special moment
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 13:04    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
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virgin my ass


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 13:10    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 and a virgin. Neutral


whats wrong with that.. ? Confused
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 13:12    Post subject:
virgins are pain in the ass
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 16:28    Post subject:
WTF. We had the same story here in Germany like 2 weeks ago.
A girl sold her virginity on a ebay-like platform, I think she was over 20 as well.


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 16:45    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
kaeye wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 and a virgin. Neutral


whats wrong with that.. ? Confused

yeah , i know a lot of girls who don't wanna loose their virginity unless it'll be a special moment


The more you wait, the worse it is. Special moment is in high school in the back of the field or in a car parked in a parking lot behind mcdonlards or at lunch at home when you parents aren't there. For a guy first time, it's lol. Adorable and pretty. For a girl it's messy. Only good thing about it is that she's tight. Neutral But you can't pound it. You can't whack it. You can't fuck the shit out of it cause she's in 'pain'. Rolling Eyes

If you wait till some magical bull shit thing you're just wasting time (and it ain't gonna be super amazing great). You gotta fuck. Lots. Get exp. Have stories to tell. Meet people. Laughing I think I'd slit my wrists if i were a virgin at 22. She's either ugly as fuck or some bookworm cunt with no social skills whatsoever. I'm guessing she's not the latter cause she just became a prostitute. Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 17:08    Post subject:
wouldn't give 5$ for her
her nose is just wrong
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 17:50    Post subject:
Some fucking confidence if you think you're worth a million bucks like. She's decent, she'd get it like, but not for a million dollars.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 18:04    Post subject:
a lot of pervs out there would pay a shitload just to get with a mature virgin. Laughing a mill is a lot. it's in the news cause nobody gave a fuck, so now they're hyping it up to help her get that much. I just can't wait and lol till after when she ends up fucking some ugly ass fat fuck with a gut bigger than his cock and gives her herpes. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 18:08    Post subject:
Paying for sex with an inexperienced mediocre looking person?

No thanks. She can pay me to educate her though.


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 18:09    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
kaeye wrote:


whats wrong with that.. ? Confused

yeah , i know a lot of girls who don't wanna loose their virginity unless it'll be a special moment


The more you wait, the worse it is. Special moment is in high school in the back of the field or in a car parked in a parking lot behind mcdonlards or at lunch at home when you parents aren't there. For a guy first time, it's lol. Adorable and pretty. For a girl it's messy. Only good thing about it is that she's tight. Neutral But you can't pound it. You can't whack it. You can't fuck the shit out of it cause she's in 'pain'. Rolling Eyes

If you wait till some magical bull shit thing you're just wasting time (and it ain't gonna be super amazing great). You gotta fuck. Lots. Get exp. Have stories to tell. Meet people. Laughing I think I'd slit my wrists if i were a virgin at 22. She's either ugly as fuck or some bookworm cunt with no social skills whatsoever. I'm guessing she's not the latter cause she just became a prostitute. Laughing


i know what you're saying the whole first experince thing is like "meh" , but i admire the intergrity of a girl who could have done it but prefferd not to .
even though after loosing her virginity at .. let's say 21 she could really love the whole fucking thing and she'd end up being some skank .
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 18:40    Post subject:
of course she's gonna end up a skank. do we think any less of her now? no. after all that media exposure and she'll prolly hate it and be all ewwed out by it and ickified, but in the end the press, the cameras the everything... she'll go for more and more and more and will end up a slut. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 18:47    Post subject:


I'd buy that for a dollar!

But only because the euro dollar exchange rate is so good now.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 19:07    Post subject:
She even look a bit shemale.
1 million dollar... Rolling Eyes
I would maybe do her while drunk, otherwise, ... bleh!


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 19:14    Post subject:
pay to have all the work??
i prefer payin to a professional , a girl that knows what shes doing.


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Sep 2008 19:57    Post subject:
just bought her for 1.2 mil. she will be arriving in a flightcontainer on wendsday. gonna pick her up at the harbour on friday Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 02:24    Post subject:
for 1million dollars you could get much much better than her and for more than once.

so many gold diggers if your rich that are much fitter than her Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 13:09    Post subject:
Waldo your an idiot. I know a couple of 20+ girls in uni who are still virgins and a few are pretty hot. You really, really need to meet some girls who arent easy skanks man. Have you ever met a 'keepable' girl in your entire life? No offense but I think your problem is the girls you are meeting are all the same Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 15:50    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
Waldo your an idiot. I know a couple of 20+ girls in uni who are still virgins and a few are pretty hot. You really, really need to meet some girls who arent easy skanks man. Have you ever met a 'keepable' girl in your entire life? No offense but I think your problem is the girls you are meeting are all the same Wink


I don't think I've ever met a virgin in my whole life. American women are used more than a welcome mat at Walmart over here.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 18:11    Post subject:
Wow. I thought she might had a realistic goal. Maybe 10Gs as the max, because i think she will be lucky to get that.

Like others have said. You could have 1000 times the women that are 10 times hotter for a million.

Wow, shes going to have sex once, and all ready be a whore. Classy. Her parents must be so proud. Holding onto your virginity to sell it off is more skanky than fucking the entire football team at once.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 18:53    Post subject:
lol just saw she's from Sacramento state. There be no virgins in Sacramento state Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 19:04    Post subject:
she don't look to bad.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 19:23    Post subject:
hey hey you got an eye for one girl.... stop eyeing other girls! it's wrong and stuffs! Laughing


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