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WaldoJ
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 they hurt and leave bruises 
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:00 Post subject: |
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spiders  
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:02 Post subject: |
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i got little bite marks around that come from spiders but thas otay...
I'm cleaning my room right-a now and i found a nest of spidars under my bed So I took a shower and vacuumed it up and left the vacuum in my dads bedroom.
But im on about teeth marks I got bite marks on me and they hurt women kno only of two ways to physically hurt a guy Kick in the shins or bite down as hard as they can
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:06 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:09 Post subject: |
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ouch! I once had a "hickey" on my neck, that hurt because my girl bite too hard... And I'm not talking like normal little hickey, this one hurt bad and it was sore for a couple of weeks... But than again, better that then to be kicked in the balls 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:13 Post subject: |
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Hah. I've been punched in the balls Never kicked. Well once by accident. I don't mind sexual bite marks cause you know it's gonna happen But when you're holding a girl and you're sort of dragging her and she bites down hard... it fucking hurts. Feels like you're being pinched really really really hard.
I know how that sounds. Shut up! We were at a bar and we started 'arguing' and we got a little bit rowdy so i grabbed hold of her making sure she'd stop flapping her arms like a maniac, and she went and bit me.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:19 Post subject: |
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My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:24 Post subject: |
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whaa?
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helvete
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 21:57 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Nov 2008 07:38 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate! |
haha.
(I thought you broke up with your g/f? )
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Nov 2008 01:20 Post subject: |
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well, there were some revealing posts inbetween that gave you away, hehehehehe
edit: i m still solo though, if anyone wants to shag up with me
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Nov 2008 01:25 Post subject: |
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come to Toronto, we'll go to Niagara you and i  Will help me with A LOT OF things
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Nov 2008 01:46 Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
if i had the time and the money, i d be over there in a heartbeat
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Nov 2008 07:33 Post subject: |
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| Lutzifer wrote: | hahahahaha
if i had the time and the money, i d be over there in a heartbeat |
I could introduce you to some "friendly" women brotha  |
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Lutzifer
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Nov 2008 12:43 Post subject: |
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so could i 
we could have an orgy 
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 23:02 Post subject: |
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lol a canadia, a german and me....as long as we have 3 women....it would be a blast my friends
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 01:55 Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
i ll chalk that up for a plan for next year. Starting to save money right now
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 01:59 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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