LETS GO LUTZ [Warning; Graphic Content Inside]
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:32    Post subject: LETS GO LUTZ [Warning; Graphic Content Inside]
Fight of the century.

YOUR HIPS SWAY LIKE A WHORE IN HEAT.

(I have added a warning to the subject of this post)




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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:38    Post subject:
hahahaha

you only know that because you cant keep your eyes from my delicious behind, most likely fantazising about eating me out till my brown eye becomes pink Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:39    Post subject:
WHAT?
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:41    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahaha

you only know that because you cant keep your eyes from my delicious behind, most likely fantazising about eating me out till my brown eye becomes pink Very Happy


Heinous. I love it. Except only a person spewing with filth could ever come up with such vile thoughts and probably actually WANTS me to have their fecal matter in my mouth with a shit eating grin.

What I'm getting at is you want your asshole eaten.


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:44    Post subject:
nah, but i can imagine - since you are such a wordslinger- that your tongue could be pretty effective at cleaning out all the nooks and crannies Very Happy

which is to say, that i believe that you re more talk than actual satisfaction, and should clean up your asslicking act quite a bit Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:47    Post subject:
jcx wrote:
WHAT?


Brown eye = anus.

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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:48    Post subject:
I assure you, my ass licking is on a scale of 1 to 10, a zero, in that even a woman would not get me to put my tongue into her asshole.

You're all about the defense, with some minor offense.

Lutz, you should have been born in the dark ages. You look awful in the light.


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:52    Post subject:
speaking of being born. Your wit is stillborn really, as you failed to convey an actual insult in that last post of yours. If looks did concern me, i wouldnt even be in this thread with you, considering your "looks" (especially if you look at how dimly lit the nfohump is around this hour of night) Very Happy

edit: i m off to bed now, so next in the thread can be a stand-in for me as long as you keep the insults classy and dont actually mean em =)
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 04:57    Post subject:
Ouch; Though not really. You lack caustic dialect my friend. Your words have all the bark of a chiwawa getting curbstomped with a smiley. In fact, often I think you're much like a person staring at an envelope without an address on it. You haven't a clue.


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 05:03    Post subject:
hahahah, ok i ll take that last one Very Happy

You re talking about clues, while we actually should be talking about GLUE. Or rather you sniffing it too much, as in no other way, i can make sense of your rambling above. I hope you get that sorted (not snorted), so i can actually send off that envelope, containing the cue-cards you so desperatly seem to need Very Happy


and yeah, i m off to bed now
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 05:05    Post subject:
That was entertaining.

Night!


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 13:19    Post subject:
I'd much rather pluck out your real eyes and stick them in your testicles, cuz by the looks of it you ain't got any balls to begin with, you'll thank me later, atleast then you might have a chance of bringing some bastard childs into this world, if you can call children you have with your mother bastard childs, in most countries we just call this incest:ROFL:


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 13:39    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I'd much rather pluck out your real eyes and stick them in your testicles, cuz by the looks of it you ain't got any balls to begin with, you'll thank me later, atleast then you might have a chance of bringing some bastard childs into this world, if you can call children you have with your mother bastard childs, in most countries we just call this incest:ROFL:


I fucked your mother, and she bled all over your bed. I then snuck into your room after you went to sleep and shoved her dried up uterus into your ass, and poured a bottle of her frozen menstruation down your throat.


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 13:45    Post subject:
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I fucked your mother


Well, here's the funny story: She has AIDS.


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Fuck you troll. Fuck you and your entire aids-infested family. Get cancer and die. Slowly.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jul 2008 14:13    Post subject:
AIDS FTW!


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 13:05    Post subject:
FUCK. I was wondering why I was starting to get all frail.


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 13:26    Post subject:
xtralong wrote:
AIDS FTW!


if life gives you aids, make lemonaides Laughing
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