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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 23:17    Post subject: dwunk :) :) :)
I'm going to sleep Smile <3 to9all Smile Smile Germany = epic fail !!! Smile bYe :* Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 23:33    Post subject:
Don't sleep on your back, lol ...
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Lawyer
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:07    Post subject:
get drunk. post on nfohump. didnt get laid.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:36    Post subject:
Just testing my new sig


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:41    Post subject:
ZimZimma wrote:
Just testing my new sig.


failed Very Happy


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ZimZimma




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:42    Post subject:
I think it was sabotaged.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:49    Post subject:
there are saboteurs here? noooooooooooooo

im scared Sad


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 05:40    Post subject:
Lawyer wrote:
get drunk. post on nfohump. didnt get laid.


thats not true. Ive been with women, had sex and then after, when they leave or i come home, I dont mind sittin down and checkin out the fourm


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Martian123




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 05:46    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Lawyer wrote:
get drunk. post on nfohump. didnt get laid.


thats not true. Ive been with women, had sex and then after, when they leave or i come home, I dont mind sittin down and checkin out the fourm


It has become a personal goal to get a bj while posting here. I don't think that will happen anytime soon but I can dream.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 09:53    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Lawyer wrote:
get drunk. post on nfohump. didnt get laid.


thats not true. Ive been with women, had sex and then after, when they leave or i come home, I dont mind sittin down and checkin out the fourm


It has become a personal goal to get a bj while posting here. I don't think that will happen anytime soon but I can dream.


You set your goals pretty low to be honest... A BJ whilst driving is a better goal.. good fun to Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 10:47    Post subject:
Heather "deepthroat" made a nice BJ in a car driven at like 100 km/h Very Happy - look for it on Youtube. Looks like fun Very Happy
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 13:13    Post subject:
I'm no longer drunk... Hangover is killing me + I picked up some kind of stomach flue... I woke up at 3 am, took some aspirin and drank some cherry juice... woke up again at 5 am went to bathroom and started barfing red, I was like WTF??!?! I'm dying!!!... and then I remembered I drank red cherry juice Very Happy I'm still barfing on and off... can't eat anything properly... I feel like shit Sad Sad Sad


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 15:29    Post subject:
I was drinking yesterday too, but no hangover. Im teh leet?

Didnt drink that much, a bottle of wine and 2-3 shots. Smart to drink some water before you go to sleep Wink
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Martian123




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 18:07    Post subject:
pancake wrote:
Martian123 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


thats not true. Ive been with women, had sex and then after, when they leave or i come home, I dont mind sittin down and checkin out the fourm


It has become a personal goal to get a bj while posting here. I don't think that will happen anytime soon but I can dream.


You set your goals pretty low to be honest... A BJ whilst driving is a better goal.. good fun to Wink


I am not into it when I'm driving I would swirve off the road.

Getting one while watching the stanley cup finals was awesome (not this years finals sadly)
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 04:03    Post subject:
I think we should make one sticky for all the drunk threads. There are 2 on the go right now.
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 04:23    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
Getting one while watching the stanley cup finals was awesome (not this years finals sadly)
Lucky! Sad I'm whipped. I missed this years games. Found out the final a day and a half after when I went to the bar. Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 07:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Martian123 wrote:
Getting one while watching the stanley cup finals was awesome (not this years finals sadly)
Lucky! Sad I'm whipped. I missed this years games. Found out the final a day and a half after when I went to the bar. Crying or Very sad


Good to see you back Waldo! ya I don't expect to get lucky like that again for awhile, no women in my life in that way these days. I am lame it would appear. Confused
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 07:20    Post subject:
Not lame Very Happy Jush busy Razz look it that way Very Happy find some personal time Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 18:28    Post subject:
I have been quite busy, thanks for the spin doctoring Waldo! Very Happy


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In all your remembering, remember that you have choices
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jun 2008 03:08    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Lawyer wrote:
get drunk. post on nfohump. didnt get laid.


thats not true. Ive been with women, had sex and then after, when they leave or i come home, I dont mind sittin down and checkin out the fourm


It has become a personal goal to get a bj while posting here. I don't think that will happen anytime soon but I can dream.


Laughing

hahahaha you know whats funny about that?

My exwife did that for me one time. I was posting on her and she walked infront of me so I stopped posting and she said continue and knelt down. Next thing I i know my pants are unzipped and she's suckin me like a mad woman.
Awesome blow job.

The best blow job Ive ever got tho was watching a leaf game and this girl amanda said she was bored and wanted to do something fun. So I said sure, next thing I dont she's going buck on my cock. lol now that was a good fuckin time


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jun 2008 03:14    Post subject:
Another night of Bombay and Jagermeister. /bed
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jun 2008 04:37    Post subject:
Laughing im piss fucking drunk right now Sad Sad i need a cig but i an't even walk Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jun 2008 11:26    Post subject:
I was drunk last night and fell asleep on my keyboard... again
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 09:08    Post subject:
:'( nother gay night drinking. Mate calls me at 1130 Sad we go and just drink tequila and beer Crying or Very sad Sad then we got high Sad It's 3 am and I have the urge to watch trainspotting


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 10:09    Post subject:
Why Transpotting? There is a dead baby in it that died from neglect because the mother was too high to take care of it. I can't watch that movie because of that. That scene makes me feel physically ill.
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 12:25    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Laughing im piss fucking drunk right now Sad Sad i need a cig but i an't even walk Sad
I actually believe you. If you can write touch you need to be pretty fucking drunk not to be able to write probperly. I mean... it might not make any sense, but at least the grammar is pretty good Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 17:43    Post subject:
i was out with my mate and reason we went drinking was cause his girl rang us up. after we drank. and the girls were drunker. we went out to get high. then went to get mickey d. well just fries. and we ran into a couple of irishmen. that's why i wanna watch the movie. I love the accent. I really really really do. I'd do anything find a broad from ireland with a thick thick irish accent. Gets me sooooo hot! Sad

I remember once when I got really really really really really drunk, i couldn't even type hello. Too many keys and my brain got all... ickyfied and it came out all wrong. That was on the night when I got alcohol poisioning. and fell asleep blind. Now when I say im piss drunk, it's only after 3-4 pitchers myself, and 4 shots of tequila. Still mobile but the buzz is there. Like. I watch how much I drink. Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 17:46    Post subject:
when u get so drunk ur ill and shit i hate that feeling dont u?
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 18:21    Post subject:
when i get that sick, really really drunk, my eyes roll back, my throat gags, and if i don't puke in time i pass out and wake up the next day around a lot of vomit.

I love the feeling of being drunk. Makes you feel free. While you're sober and stable, it's all this and that but when you're drunk with frieds it's like the world is your sandbox. Very Happy You feel like you can do anything and not be judged Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jun 2008 18:23    Post subject:
Yeah, then you realise climbing scafolds is not a good idea Laughing

Then you wake up in A+E.


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