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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:01    Post subject: WORST "Movie" EVER
Omg, just saw a commercial for this on CNN. Shocked and disgusted

http://www.biblesondvd.com/default.cfm?RID=408812&TID=3


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:06    Post subject:
Bible on dvd... so what?
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:09    Post subject:
wow! and that stuff is EXPENSIVE

pure brilliance for the guy who sells that stuff...I bet people would buy them at no matter price


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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:10    Post subject:
Read some of the comments and feel a chill down your spine. Idiots all sound brainwashed...


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:30    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Bible on dvd... so what?


exactly...the bible on dvd....putting aside whatever you believe in or your views on christianity, Christ was a man of the poor.
Do you really think he would want his holy book a) sold b) sold on DVD (which means ppl are too fuckin lazy to READ their Lord's words)

And the fact its the King James Bible....the man who added and omitted so much from the original christian texts.....the King James version is just ridiculous.
Im not gunna spend 2 hours typing as to why it is, just look it up on the net.

@Acer

Yeah man...fuckin scary ass shit.

Religion should be outlawed. Religion causes so much pain and suffering and I dont care what god you believe in, I dont think God intended the shit that goes on in the name of Religion....

Spirituality is fine tho. Cuz there's no "law" on spirituality. Once you get into dogma and laws (ala the 10 commandments) things get all fucked up.

I mean, believe in the Bible as a book of myth, that conveys a generally positive msg, thats cool. But to believe in it literally is fuckin absurd.

To actually believe Moses climbed mount sinani and spoke to a burning bush which gave him "commandments" is nuts. If someone said that they did that today, they'd be locked up in a padded cell and pumped full of meds.

Believing in whatever as myth is fine in my opinion. I know what I believe in is myth, it cant be proven.

But how many christians actually believe that Christ has been proven to be the actual son of god and all that.....fuckin scary ass shit man

My brother is an evangelist......I know all about it crazy christians and how they take the bible literally which is extremely scary, for so many reasons. I could easy sit here for 3 or 4 hours writing a HUGE post about it and all the lies and misconceptions about the bible and how Christ is really Horus.

And dont get me wrong, Im not just against the extremist christians...but extremists jews and muslims and anyone who thinks their 'religion' is the right one.

No religion has got it right cuz NO ONE knows what happens when you die. So to think some guy in a pointy hat and a dress who lives in a palace knows more about what happens after death than you or I or anyone is just plain idiotic.

U'd think if there was 1 right religion/belief system, God would say or do something and tell everyone, this is exactly what happens and exactly how you should live or whatever.

But God doesnt care if you believe in Jesus, Mohammed, Bhudda etc as long as your nice to ppl, dont kill, rape, steal and just generally good in your life.....i think God will be fine with that ya know? Of course I dont know for sure, but I cant believe God would punish you because you arent sure if a book written by MAN is the truth or not.

Anyway, I could go on forever so I'll stop lol Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:57    Post subject:
Do they have 'deleted' scenes? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:38    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Do they have 'deleted' scenes? Very Happy


Laughing

Yeah, they are

The Gospel of Judas
The Gospel of Mary Magdaline
The Gospel of St. Thomas
etc
etc


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:42    Post subject:
where r t rls?!?!? lol
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:43    Post subject:
Those are more like alternative endings Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:44    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
where r t rls?!?!? lol


lol

no scene group would waste their time with this garbage...and it would make them look bad. Unless some christian scene group comes out and starts releasing christian movies...which would be a contradiction in itself lmao


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:46    Post subject:
The.Bible.DVDSCR.2008-FAiTH

It could happen Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:54    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
The.Bible.DVDSCR.2008-FAiTH

It could happen Wink


i'd laugh my ass off if I saw that. Cuz stealing isnt allowed, especially to the hardcore evangelical ppl so even if the group wasnt made of christians, any christian downloading it would be sinning against their god.....would be classic. lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:58    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:

exactly...the bible on dvd....putting aside whatever you believe in or your views on christianity, Christ was a man of the poor.
Do you really think he would want his holy book a) sold b) sold on DVD (which means ppl are too fuckin lazy to READ their Lord's words)


I don't think Christ thinks at all, being a fairy tale character and all that. Kudos to the DVD maker tho, and lol at all the dolts who actually buy it. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 10:26    Post subject:
inz wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:

exactly...the bible on dvd....putting aside whatever you believe in or your views on christianity, Christ was a man of the poor.
Do you really think he would want his holy book a) sold b) sold on DVD (which means ppl are too fuckin lazy to READ their Lord's words)


I don't think Christ thinks at all, being a fairy tale character and all that. Kudos to the DVD maker tho, and lol at all the dolts who actually buy it. Wink


i know man. he's as real as santa or the easter bunny. thats why i said "putting aside whatever you believe in..." Wink

and yeah fuck, I'd be a tele-evangelist or make dvd bible if i could. Its great idea and the guy will prolly make enough coin....but going by the tenants of christianity, its wrong ya know?

Ever seen Religulous?
Bill is at the Vatican and he asks a senior vatican priest something along the lines of "Do you think Jesus would be upset with the church and the pope considering he was a man/god of the poor and pope lives in a palace full of gold?" and the priests laughs and says yes.

And I watched Xmas Eve Mass from St. Peter's Basilica and everything the pope touched or wore was Gold. His walking stick, pure gold. The big stick with the crucifix on top, all gold. The statues on the altar, all gold. The rosaries, all gold. Like fuck, one of those rosaries would easily go for least 10k. For a religion for the poor, the guys at the top live like fuckin kings....gold, silver, gems everywhere. Even the wood is the highest quality and shit. The ceiling of ST. Peter's Basilica is covered in gold....like fuck....christians who go to church dont wonder where the money for all the gold/silver/gems come from? Lets all say it together.....COLLECTION PLATE.

Even when I was forced to go to church (my mom is roman catholic) she/we never put shit in the fleecing plate.

Same reason I wont and never will donate to any type of Christian charity....

And what kills me is ppl will say "Oh, Im not catholic, Im baptist/protestant/anglican etc"....its all run by the same cross dressers/pedo's.

If you read the bible (and I have, from front to back, numerous times cause i had to go through Confirmation) Jesus wore the same fuckin robe and the same sandles while preaching throughout 'the holy land'. But yet, the Pope, who is supposed to be Gods/Jesus/The Holy Spirit's messenger on earth dresses in gold and expensive ass clothes that only the richest of ppl could afford.
And Jesus camped out in caves and shit with his disciples and stuff....the Pope lives in a fuckin HUGE HUGE palace....talk about a contradiction.....thats not even a contradiction, its a mockery of their own religion.
Yet this alludes what, 1 billion christians....fuckin sheepole...

I love it when the Pope talks about tolerance and solving world hunger. If the vatican sold half of the gold statues it has, it could feed millions of poor ppl in africa and around the world. And tolerance....yeah, be tolerant...unless the person is a homosexual or not of the christian faith.....like fuck, its mind numbingly stupifying how much of a contradiction the church is....

Basically, its a corporation under the guise of 'religion'.

Like bill maher said on his show (Real Time) one time this year. If the whole child fucking thing would have been done by say Big Brothers or Big Sisters or by a corporation, everyone...from the perps to the ceo would have gone to jail.
But because it was priests and its 'religion', nothing happened and tons of kids are gunna grow up fucked up. The Pope should be sitting in a fuckin cell imo. He's the CEO, he knew about it, he was involved with the shuffling around of the priests and the cover up....FUCKIN SICKENING....


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 11:16    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
where r t rls?!?!? lol

Torrent pls!!! Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 11:40    Post subject:
Is there a bukkake edition?

"The bible, special edition: The holy juice"

or

"Biblekake"


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 13:22    Post subject:
retarded thread
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 13:51    Post subject:
Im not gonna type a post ala sycoshaman, but my main beef with all religions is the fact that people are taking a bunch of stuff written on a piece of paper literarily (heh no pun intended Razz)
Whats the difference between a super man comic and the bible or the lord of the rings books for that matter? Wheres the proof that doing all the begging and praying really is the way to go.
Being spiritual and believing everything written in a fictatious book are two different things.


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 14:05    Post subject:
_untouchable_ wrote:
retarded thread


why so? You christian?


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 14:29    Post subject:
wawrzul wrote:
deelix wrote:
where r t rls?!?!? lol

Torrent pls!!! Laughing Laughing


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Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 14:38    Post subject:
lol after reading the topic I thought that someone actually finished watching mirrors Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 14:41    Post subject:
Just listened to "Science Radio 2008 round up" Swedish prog (P1 state owned radio channel).

Was really happy to hear one of the guys there talking about Darwin's 200 Bday (12 February 2009) and how all Creationists" basically can go to hell .

He did not say that exactly, but he just mentioned that 200 years of research in to evolution can not really be that wrong compared with some crackheads coming up with some nutty idea about cavemen and dinosaurs living in harmony...well you get the point.

Surprised me to hear that, normally Swedish media is pretty "careful" with statements like that.


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 14:56    Post subject:
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lol after reading the topic I thought that someone actually finished watching mirrors Very Happy
duuuude Razz Mirrors where the best NEW horror movie iv seen in some time Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 15:20    Post subject:
All the words the Syco said are true. That's the main reason I became agnostic. No priest who drives brand new car will tell me to donate more money to the church.

These days they go around 'blessing' houses. And you can 'voluntarily' give like 10 € if you like. But if you don't then he won't visit your house the next year. When my mom heard about it she laughed and said no way jose Smile I go to church only for site-seeing purposes (churches are great architectural buildings, that's all).


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 15:21    Post subject:
heh
there's been dramatised audio books of the bible for a long time
also, isn't king james one supposed to be the more accurate translation? Smile
people who know hebrew claim so
and they're all just collections of stories.. it's not like you can get the truth of god (read; lie of man) any better by adding or removing from it - just translating the original text more accurately

but i would actually like to see a big budget film on the bible.. or revelations atleast
"and jesus said, 'let's blow some shit up", and so did the cities of man crumble and blessed zombies walk the earth, amen"
or just the silly bits for ridicule's sake
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 15:41    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
inz wrote:
Bible on dvd... so what?


And the fact its the King James Bible....the man who added and omitted so much from the original christian texts.....the King James version is just ridiculous.
Im not gunna spend 2 hours typing as to why it is, just look it up on the net.



There are no original texts to compare the King James Bible to unless you are referring to the THOUSANDS of manuscripts which are all copies of the original texts which no longer exist. . .
The translators (which wasn't King James) went through and compared all those manuscripts and kept the ones that were in agreement with one another (the majority texts). They were extremely intelligent men. Read about those guys and you'll be amazed.
Bible scholars are pretty much all in agreement that the King James is the most accurate translation in existence.

Anyway, Jesus went through the temple pretty ticked off at people for selling stuff pertaining to God. Freely you have received. . . freely give and all that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 15:51    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
deelix wrote:
The.Bible.DVDSCR.2008-FAiTH

It could happen Wink


i'd laugh my ass off if I saw that. Cuz stealing isnt allowed, especially to the hardcore evangelical ppl so even if the group wasnt made of christians, any christian downloading it would be sinning against their god.....would be classic. lol


Well... the Passion Of The Christ was ripped. . . dunno why it would be so surprising.
Any"Christian" who claims they do not sin is a liar. . . and thus sinning when they deny sinning.
Thou Shalt Not Covet. . . that usually wakes them up to the fact.
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 16:18    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
lol after reading the topic I thought that someone actually finished watching mirrors Very Happy
duuuude Razz Mirrors where the best NEW horror movie iv seen in some time Razz

i actually thought it was pretty decent Razz

Disaster Movie came to mind Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 17:42    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
deelix wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
lol after reading the topic I thought that someone actually finished watching mirrors Very Happy
duuuude Razz Mirrors where the best NEW horror movie iv seen in some time Razz

i actually thought it was pretty decent Razz

Disaster Movie came to mind Shocked Shocked Shocked


Please...do NOT mention that movie <does the cross sign>


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 17:43    Post subject:
Big_Gun wrote:
The translators (which wasn't King James) went through and compared all those manuscripts and kept the ones that were in agreement with one another (the majority texts).

also known as fraud to support mass brainwashing
Big_Gun wrote:
They were extremely intelligent men.

yes, clearly Rolling Eyes


or then my 'detect sarcasm' spell failed
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