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z00mer
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Jenni
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Kick their teeth in?
O r do what my mate did the other day and push their face through the speaker.
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 03:38 Post subject: |
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There are noise pollution laws as far as I know. You just call the Cops and they go over there and shut the people up. Problem with doing that is you become enemies with those neighbors for doing so.
If I were you I'd go over there and politely ask if they can turn it down a bit. If that doesn't work then it's defcon 1.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 03:52 Post subject: |
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here you can be as loud as you want until 11pm.
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z00mer
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 06:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 07:54 Post subject: |
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Best one when i used to live in UK before i got the hell out of there was when a family of smackheads moved next door oh those were the days. If you don't feel intimidated (there's nothing pussy about being intimidated either) go around and try to reason with them some people dont realise the noise theyre making is such a nuisance. And af they tell you to fuck off or threaten you, or even smack you in the face then call the cops and the landlord (you have rights as a citizen and a tennant) Hope you work it out there's nothing worse than feeling a prisoner in your own home because of a bunch of losers
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 17:49 Post subject: |
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Wow. People do things so much differently in england. I remember when I was a kid of about 4-5 years old in our old house. The neiighbours would play there music all night long and when my dad went around to ask them to turn it off because my baby sister was asleep, they attacked him.
The next day, my dad and 4 of his friends bundled them into a transit after work and beat the crap out of them. They moved house the next week and the house then got bought by some rich forreigners who turned it into a shop.
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 21:06 Post subject: |
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Situation 1:
neighbours door: knock knock, "yes hello, could you turn the music volume a little bit down, please? I was about to relax a little bit with my cat..Tank you."
Situation 2:
neighbours door: knock knock, "yes hello, could you pull the music volume a little bit down, please? I was about to relax a little bit, and i'm in a bit of a bad mood, cause my cat was taken away from me.. Tank you."
problem solved
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jun 2008 21:08 Post subject: |
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| watergem wrote: | they attacked him.
The next day, my dad and 4 of his friends bundled them into a transit after work and beat the crap out of them. They moved house the next week and the house then got bought by some rich forreigners who turned it into a shop. |
only proves that violence solves everything
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deelix
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X_Dror
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jun 2008 02:17 Post subject: |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jun 2008 03:49 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | nouseforaname wrote: | | here you can be as loud as you want until 11pm. |
Thats just Canadian law I think  |
Nope UK law too.
Besides whats wrong with hiding a few prawns somewhere in his house. The smell of those after a few weeks or days in the summer would drive anyone insane. |
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jun 2008 04:15 Post subject: |
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OH MY GOD! Jenny. U just reminded me of a funny as hell story.
An old friend of my mothers told me once that she had an annoying ex husband + his bitch new gf who would always insist on having the children stay with them. By law she had to obey. So she had an old friend of hers babysit for them one weekend (unknowing to the husband) was left at the house one evening to babysit for a few hours whilst her ex husband and his lady left for a family outing.. She put the kids to bed and sowed some prawns, tuna and salmon mixture into the under stiching of the antique curtains they kept in the living room.
Months went by, and apparently they had the room fumigated several times, had specialists in to check for mould, had even the entire room stripped and redone. Yet they kept putting the antique curtains back in (you cannot wash these type of curtains so the smell was just hidden for a few days before refilling the room) The children began complaining they didnt want to go around to their fathers because of the smells in the house. The couple then had some experts in to investigate the problem, they even checked sewer networks around and below the house to see if something was wrong 
All of this leading up to the divorce. It cost her ex thousands upon thousands in trying to identify this foul odour which was plaguing them for almost 6 months. In court, the final parts of the divorce went through. As the court was coming to an end, my mums friend said *you know that awful smell in your living room? It was me,.* She then told them to check the curtains when they got home.
It sounds incredibly unrealistic, but she swears it to be true. I 'ed so hard when I heard all this.
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jun 2008 05:47 Post subject: |
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Give them a warning the first time. The second time break one of their arms and tell them next time its their life and tell them if they call the cops on you you will see the cops outside and you will make it into their apartment long before the cops even get near your apartment and they will face your 9MM Glock. Show them the Glock ( or in your case a fake that looks very real).
Problem solved.
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jun 2008 11:26 Post subject: |
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| suil wrote: | Situation 1:
neighbours door: knock knock, "yes hello, could you turn the music volume a little bit down, please? I was about to relax a little bit with my cat..Tank you."
Situation 2:
neighbours door: knock knock, "yes hello, could you pull the music volume a little bit down, please? I was about to relax a little bit, and i'm in a bit of a bad mood, cause my cat was taken away from me.. Tank you."
problem solved |
atleast someone comes back to reality. Do it this way, most effective.
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 20:21 Post subject: |
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The best thing to do is wake up in the middle of the night(around 04:00AM), then make sure you have a full blatter and just take a piss near their door, keep doing this for a few weeks till the stench near their door is starting to crawl underneath your own door. When you have accomplished this simple feat you move on to the next step, covering their door in faeces, make sure its evened out so it looks like a plain brown door(stench not withholding ofcourse). When thats done you move onto trick number 3, thats the rotting prauns, have a sack of about a kilo ready thats been rotting for about 6 weeks, then squish it so it turns to goop, this stuff you have in a plastic bag, make sure you flatten the bag at the end so you can slide it under the door, now apply pressure to the back of the bag so all the stench moves underneath the door, in the morning all of them will likely be vomiting. Then when this is done you move onto the last and final act of our little plan, for this you will need this flower,
http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/4-14-2005-68522.asp
its called the corpse flower and will send entire apartment blocks running for the hills, prepare this while outside else you will pass out yourself. Make sure you grab all the seeds and flowerstamps and put them in a plastic bag, squish these as well whilst trying to keep the bag as vacuum as you can, then let it sit for a few hours, that night you will do the same thing you did for the prauns, not only will they vomit their lungs out, they'll most probably be jumping from their windows to escape from the putrid stench.
now if this all above don't help then really there's no other solution but to go in rambo style and kill the motherfuckers with a 50.cal machinegun;)
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 20:35 Post subject: |
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Pfiemelcheese
You got that corpse flower from CSI I bet.
The only prob is that you will be stinking up the whole block and not just their yard.
I think in the long run there is nothing you can do with neighbors like this. Hopefully enough of the neighbors get together and complain. Really the only thing you can do is make it unconfortable for them in your area so they move off to someone elses.
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 20:38 Post subject: |
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no man, I pulled this stunt once, never watch national geographic, it will send your unwanted house guests packing for sure, but its allways fun to build up the anticipation, so take little steps mate, just increase the pressure till they get the hint. If you want act 5 which is the ultimate fucktard remover then just feel free to PM me. In this life stress is a thing you can miss like a fucking toothache, if people invade your space and coppers don't take action or you want them out its up to you to take matters into your own hands and do it fucking hardcore mental style, noone ever needs to know you did it eh;)
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