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Vassago




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:27    Post subject: Pussy, long time no see
Fuck, i didn't get any pussy for 4 years now.
Wft is up with that?
Maybe my own fault since i can't fuck ugly girls Sad and the hot girls are so fucking snobby.
Btw is it any good, can't even remember Confused


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:29    Post subject:
Laughing

I feel you man. I went 6 months this year / end of last year without a single flap, and it was hell. I cant imagine 4 years Sad As you can imagine, my new girl got eaten alive at the first chance Twisted Evil

*me gives Vassago a hug*.

You know, you could try fleshlight Laughing

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Double-=V=-




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:34    Post subject:
Damn that sucks, maby you should try paying for it Very Happy You know to break the bad spell Smile
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:36    Post subject:
Laughing I wouldnt even think of paying for sex tbh.. It just feels so wrong thinking about it.

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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:37    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
Laughing I wouldnt even think of paying for sex tbh.. It just feels so wrong thinking about it.


When you wake up one day, and your 40 and your still a virgin it won't sound that bad to you.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 17:39    Post subject:
Laughing I wish I had never touched some of the pussy I have, but at least I never payed for them Laughing (well, if you dont count the dirnks before hand I guess.) Although I never boned a fatty or a cougar. Laughing

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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th May 2008 20:23    Post subject: Re: Pussy, long time no see
Vassago wrote:
Fuck, i didn't get any pussy for 4 years now.
Wft is up with that?
Maybe my own fault since i can't fuck ugly girls Sad and the hot girls are so fucking snobby.
Btw is it any good, can't even remember Confused
some not so great looking or ugly chicks can have great bodys with perfect asss/tits/pussy! take them from behind and its like your fucking a 10/10 chick almost.

all i really care about is nice eyes and a pretty decent body
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 16:03    Post subject:
i got some shaven pussy for you:

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Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 17:12    Post subject:
On topic, Im wouldnt fuck an ugly chick. I mean, Im pretty good looking. I expect the same from my partner
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 17:20    Post subject:
dirtymurt is that you?
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 17:22    Post subject:
who's dirtymurt?
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 17:28    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
On topic, Im wouldnt fuck an ugly chick. I mean, Im pretty good looking. I expect the same from my partner
ive known some ugly people in my time who think there the oposite of what they really are Laughing (seriously)
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th May 2008 17:29    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
On topic, Im wouldnt fuck an ugly chick. I mean, Im pretty good looking. I expect the same from my partner
ive known some ugly people in my time who think there the oposite of what they really are Laughing (seriously)


Well, according to my track record, im not ugly. Smile
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 13:37    Post subject:
Vassago, you need to find a shy girl, someone who's afraid to approach men, if you approach those and make some small talk and you make them feel good about themselves then I am sure you can get pussy.

So how do you spot these shy ones, well ofcourse they aren't superbeautifull but they aren't ugly, they just look normal and good, usually they'r on their own or with one nerdy girlfriend(whom you must also treat well). And thats the ticket to fast pussy.

So like I said, spotting them is the hard part, rest comes natural.
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scarfacew3




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 13:42    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
snop1050 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
On topic, Im wouldnt fuck an ugly chick. I mean, Im pretty good looking. I expect the same from my partner
ive known some ugly people in my time who think there the oposite of what they really are Laughing (seriously)


Well, according to my track record, im not ugly. Smile


Prove it Laughing

CCIE
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 19:41    Post subject:
scarfacew3 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
snop1050 wrote:
ive known some ugly people in my time who think there the oposite of what they really are Laughing (seriously)


Well, according to my track record, im not ugly. Smile


Prove it Laughing


lol i cant find all the women ive slept with let alone get them to post on here
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 20:26    Post subject:
Pussy is really easy to get. Crikey Very Happy

I've whored myself out over the past couple months. And now im stuck with what you might call a 6/10 Very Happy I've had 9's and 10's. But It's all about being able to talk to someone. That's key. Getting pussy is like buying a burger at mickey d's it's as easy as asking for it. A lot of girls here are up for it. Just gotta know where to look. Very Happy


Right now I'd do anything for 4 years of abstinence.


Shy girls are amazing in bed. But they get attached easily. You end up feeling guilty.Well i end up feeling guilty that I use girls for that. Razz So now I'm stuck with a 6 but at least i get to talk to her once in a while.

Getting a g/f is lot harder tho. Hahahahaha. Really hard Very Happy



Syco! You may be a hot piece of meat, but i'm cute and adorable Very Happy Beat that! Very Happy Being young rooocks Very Happy

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 22:27    Post subject:
@Waldo

You know my style and why women are attracted to me Smile

And yeah, I may be going on 31, but I look about 25. Seriously, I look younger than I am.

I guess it has to do with my image, like we've discussed before. Women like the bad boy look you know?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th May 2008 22:31    Post subject:
Yah! I can't pull off that bad boy look Razz I need a fag in my mouth and a bottle of scotch in my hand Razz I got the cute look going for me Razz Adorable Razz makes gurls smile Laughing Good enuff for me Razz An I got the goods to make em wet. Razz No need to bash faces in eh Razz Razz

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 03:06    Post subject:
fluffy cuddly waldo, everyone loves waldo.

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 03:23    Post subject:
not everyone Very Happy but most do Very Happy
I charge cheap Razz Am selective about my customers tho Razz

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 04:54    Post subject:
WaldoJ: Young? You are 22-23 Surprised you old fuck Very Happy ^^
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 05:12    Post subject:
22 Razz so? Very Happy i may be old but im damn cute Very Happy

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 13:19    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
22 Razz so? Very Happy i may be old but im damn cute Very Happy
lol, I was just kidding ^^
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 13:42    Post subject:
pussy is a secret fruit i have not know the excistence of since recently..

NOT
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st May 2008 16:11    Post subject:
saint had to read this thread four times before he realized we weren't talking about a cat Razz

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Vassago




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 15:16    Post subject:
Thx for the tips, will try them out!

Hulk to superman: Puny man, who wears his underwear on the outside.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 19:53    Post subject:
if you come to Ghent, Belgium i'll give you some horny 18-19yr olds. They even try to fuck guys with gf's, they just try everybody and get 3-4 guys/evening if they want. I know, STD-danger, red flag etc.

but if you are desperate Wink
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 20:03    Post subject:
18/19 yr old honry sluts hahahaha! Been long ago since i went to highschool Razz

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 20:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
18/19 yr old honry sluts hahahaha! Been long ago since i went to highschool Razz


Bullshit, we all know you hang around highschools trying to pick up the young girlies Very Happy
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