Just been attempted either burglary or... garage burglary by 3 dumbnut chav cunts. My old man spots one up the drive, shouts me from downstairs and both of us fly the trainers on and dive out the door with knives at the ready and they leg it off up the street. Cops still not turned up 5 decades later, the shifty fuckers walk past the house again shitting bricks at 100 miles an hour.
Oh fuck that cheered me up so much! Unfortunately where I live i'm in the minority t least 80% of the people on my estate are chavs,chavettes. I hate the scumbags with a vengeance
A chav is kind of like the british equivalent of a thug, a crack head, a shifty ass looking motherfucker, usually aged between 15-24 with cheap sports clothes and a bad attitude. They basically cause trouble about the towns and cities of the UK.
They are our equivalent of bloods and crips I guess, only they rarely carry guns, its all about home made knife and/or 20-25 gang pack attacking like cowards.
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/1 walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
Yes can't forget the Pitbullls and Staffy crossbreed hellhounds they always have.. Always named something like Tyson..
Sometimes we get lucky and the dog turns on little Dazza on his 15th birthday because hes been rubbing it the wrong way for weeks trying to turn it into a hardnut dog, savaging him to death leaving one less of these stereotypically perfect cunts in the world.
@Gingerninja, I live near Hull. (Yes, voted Brittan's worst place to live for chavs apparently)
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walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
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