Can Animals put Curses on Humans?
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 22:46    Post subject: Can Animals put Curses on Humans?
Do you believe it might be possible for a cat to put some kind of curse on a human?
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 22:54    Post subject:
Lay off the drugs Repo.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 23:03    Post subject:
No seriously ever since my wife got this cat, I have had a catalog of bad fortune fall upon me. I fucking hate cats and I believe this cat carries severe grievances against me, and may have initiated some type of curse. In all culminated today when I had a bad car accident, after locking the cat in the basement all day yesterday. Before this cat i wasnt even registered with a doctor but since we got it I have had:

Diagnosed degenerative disc disease
Severe sciatica
Death of grandparent
Tendonitis in elbow
Broken toes
First car wreck ever
Diagnosed Phase 1 hypertension
Bad allergic reaction to medication

This is in the space of 1 year.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 23:08    Post subject:
did you forget to feed it? Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 23:12    Post subject:
Does the cat show more attention to your other half than you?


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 23:18    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Lay off the drugs Repo.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2008 23:20    Post subject: Re: Can Animals put Curses on Humans?
repo1 wrote:
Do you believe it might be possible for a cat to put some kind of curse on a human?

Only Garfield can do this.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 00:53    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Lay off the drugs Repo.


He's probably been high constantly since his last thread.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 01:07    Post subject:
Is that the "Legal Question" thread? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 01:34    Post subject:
repo1 wrote:
No seriously ever since my wife got this cat, I have had a catalog of bad fortune fall upon me. I fucking hate cats and I believe this cat carries severe grievances against me, and may have initiated some type of curse. In all culminated today when I had a bad car accident, after locking the cat in the basement all day yesterday. Before this cat i wasnt even registered with a doctor but since we got it I have had:

Diagnosed degenerative disc disease
Severe sciatica
Death of grandparent
Tendonitis in elbow
Broken toes
First car wreck ever
Diagnosed Phase 1 hypertension
Bad allergic reaction to medication

This is in the space of 1 year.


perhaps you are just getting old? happens to everyone eventually Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 04:48    Post subject:
imagine you would get all of that in one day Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 04:52    Post subject:
Shoot the cat just to be sure.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 18:04    Post subject:
They lick their own ass, what do you expect.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 21:43    Post subject:
That is a lot of bad crap on your plate. I have my own medical issue and sometimes it does help to talk to a really good friend or a doctor. Sometimes when bad things happen people seek to find an explanation for it. Blaming it on cat or animal lacks common sense. Cats make wonderful companions for people. If you have a huge problem with the cat you should talk to your wife about finding it a new home where it will be loved by a whole family. Althou if I was in her position I would kick the guy out before I would ever got rid of one of my animals.



Back in the days when they were still burning women for witchcraft they actually accused, found guilty and hung a cow. Poor cow.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 23:45    Post subject:
Other than you not liking cats, why would this cat not like you? Perhaps it is Karma?

On a serious note, I think you are looking for a means to justify what is going on with your life.
You have a lot going on and need to take some time to deal with the issue's and not the symptoms.

Pistol is right, find a good friend and talk, and then enjoy yourself.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 23:53    Post subject:
Too much nforce visits caused all that. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Feb 2008 23:59    Post subject:
your old enuff to have a wife and your asking if animals put curses on humans ??

guess u believe in jebus aswell..
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