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Serben
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 Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:42 Post subject: My door! My fucking door! |
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There was just a fire in an apartment on the floor below mine, and when whoever called the fire department called them, they said the fire was on the top floor (my apartment is on the top floor), so instead of going to the second floor where the fire was, they went to my apartment and broke down my front door! The fire has been put out, and nobody was hurt, but i don't have a fucking front door! Now i have to wait until some fucking guy shows up to replace it. Otherwise i'm going to have to be up all night since i can't sleep without a front door! So they better fucking get here soon!
Last edited by Serben on Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:44; edited 1 time in total
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:44 Post subject: |
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Get your super to install a new door for you....or sleep with a bat beside you incase someone descides to stroll you in.  Bat beside you, blade under the pillow
I cant lie, I sleep with a blade.
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:49 Post subject: |
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Sweden...no door= no real problem or?...hang on, I forgot its not 1985 no more  Get a AK5 and a couple of mags, that will keep the scum off until dawn
But seriously, shouldn't the police help you out with that stuff? or at least set U up with some sort a "door" smith ...whops, forgot is Xmas eve...
Ur in Göteborg right?...wow, Chicago of Sweden, rough night ahead...
(only joking here) I would get on the horn and have the police fix it like NOW!
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:53 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Get your super to install a new door for you....or sleep with a bat beside you incase someone descides to stroll you in. Bat beside you, blade under the pillow
I cant lie, I sleep with Blade. |
Corrected the typo Sycho.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:55 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | Get your super to install a new door for you....or sleep with a bat beside you incase someone descides to stroll you in. Bat beside you, blade under the pillow
I cant lie, I sleep with Blade. |
Corrected the typo Sycho.
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 your into that guy on guy stuff eh you freak? 
we know how you do jen, all the gay porn you download... j/k |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 22:58 Post subject: |
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God no. As Claire Rainer (agony aunt) said, "homosexuality is like tripe, personally I don't like it. But I'm not bothered if anyone else tries it".
I'll add as long as they don't try it in front of me.
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deelix
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:04 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | God no. As Claire Rainer (agony aunt) said, "homosexuality is like tripe, personally I don't like it. But I'm not bothered if anyone else tries it".
I'll add as long as they don't try it in front of me. |
I know. Guy on guy porn is mostly for homo's. I dont know any women that like gay porn.
They prefer reg porn.
As do I. Dont like lesbians, personal reasons and stuff |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:07 Post subject: |
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I'm not into any porn. Although if a guy asked me to download it or record it from my sat system I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:10 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | I'm not into any porn. Although if a guy asked me to download it or record it from my sat system I wouldn't have a problem with it. |
Im not really into porn either. I mean, why watch sex? Its more fun having sex you know?
Porn just makes me think of what Im missing lol |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:20 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:22 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Jenni wrote: | | I'm not into any porn. Although if a guy asked me to download it or record it from my sat system I wouldn't have a problem with it. |
Im not really into porn either. I mean, why watch sex? Its more fun having sex you know?
Porn just makes me think of what Im missing lol |
But pictures are ok?
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:32 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Jenni wrote: | | I'm not into any porn. Although if a guy asked me to download it or record it from my sat system I wouldn't have a problem with it. |
Im not really into porn either. I mean, why watch sex? Its more fun having sex you know?
Porn just makes me think of what Im missing lol |
But pictures are ok? |
what do you mean bro? the sexy section?
Yeah, I dont mind looking at hot girls and shit...its not like im jerking off to them ya know?
Porn is meant for masturbation right. I find it boring. Why stroke myself when I can find a woman to do it for me you know? |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:32 Post subject: |
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| BlueSkyz wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Jenni wrote: | | I'm not into any porn. Although if a guy asked me to download it or record it from my sat system I wouldn't have a problem with it. |
Im not really into porn either. I mean, why watch sex? Its more fun having sex you know?
Porn just makes me think of what Im missing lol |
paper bag to the rescue - helping making sex with ugly people since 1567 |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:40 Post subject: |
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It's him that needs the bag. God I hate men like that, with perfectly sculpted beards.
Give me good old fashioned stubble anyday, not the George Michael type.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:43 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | It's him that needs the bag. God I hate men like that, with perfectly sculpted beards.
Give me good old fashioned stubble anyday, not the George Michael type. |
see, now thats what I like to hear.
I have a beard. not big or anything. But its not scultped or anything like that. I think guys who spend all that time on primpin are vain
Im not vain at all, accept me as I am or fuck off you know?
Still, i wont lie. If im hittin the club, I do trim the beard, make it look nice and not all shaggy lookin. But I dress grunge (early 90's to mid 90's style you know) so it suits me |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:47 Post subject: |
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| BlueSkyz wrote: | | Jenni wrote: | It's him that needs the bag. God I hate men like that, with perfectly sculpted beards.
Give me good old fashioned stubble anyday, not the George Michael type. |
blame it on the 21 century when the Metro look came and all male have to be dressed like gays with perfect make up to get into the club 
but anyway WTF from a "O fuck firemen destroyed my door by mistake" to "Porn" now this what i call Nforce magic |
yeah man...that metrosexual look is just to fruity for me. Its one thing to always dress nice - dress pants, shoes, shirt, nice coat etc
But the tight jeans, girly hairdo's etc....to fruity for me. Actually vain would be more accurate |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:54 Post subject: |
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Don't get me wrong but a guy in a suit is okay, as long as he's not too skinny. I hate skinny blokes. Men are supposed to have meat on them, it's more natural that way. Oh and hairy as long as it's not ape like. But I'd rather see a guy casually dressed, jeans and a Tshirt. or a casual shirt and canvas pants. Beige.
It's thick, thick body hair I hate. You know, when you can't see their skin though it. I mean I don't mind a guy with hairy shoulders, even back. As long as you can see skin.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:54 Post subject: |
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| BlueSkyz wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | BlueSkyz wrote: |
blame it on the 21 century when the Metro look came and all male have to be dressed like gays with perfect make up to get into the club
but anyway WTF from a "O fuck firemen destroyed my door by mistake" to "Porn" now this what i call Nforce magic |
yeah man...that metrosexual look is just to fruity for me. Its one thing to always dress nice - dress pants, shoes, shirt, nice coat etc
But the tight jeans, girly hairdo's etc....to fruity for me. Actually vain would be more accurate |
and what about guys wearing they gals panties like Beckham (his name makes me gigle) with his Metro-Transvestite look |
Beckham wear female underwear? Wtf? Thats gay.
I mean, female underwear is nice and soft but fuck...thats pushing the line you know. I dont care how 'metro' you are. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Dec 2007 23:56 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | Don't get me wrong but a guy in a suit is okay, as long as he's not too skinny. I hate skinny blokes. Men are supposed to have meat on them, it's more natural that way. Oh and hairy as long as it's not ape like. But I'd rather see a guy casually dressed, jeans and a Tshirt. or a casual shirt and canvas pants. Beige.
It's thick, thick body hair I hate. You know, when you can't see their skin though it. I mean I don't mind a guy with hairy shoulders, even back. As long as you can see skin. |
yeah, to much hair is yuck. Ive been blessed and dont have to much hair (you should see my dad...fuck)
I agree. Men are supposed to have muscle and strength. The whole hunter-gatherer thing you know? Thats why I stay in shape. And plus, women like guys that are in shape
So your a gals gal eh? You like a manly man? |
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| Jenni wrote: | Don't get me wrong but a guy in a suit is okay, as long as he's not too skinny. I hate skinny blokes. Men are supposed to have meat on them, it's more natural that way. Oh and hairy as long as it's not ape like. But I'd rather see a guy casually dressed, jeans and a Tshirt. or a casual shirt and canvas pants. Beige.
It's thick, thick body hair I hate. You know, when you can't see their skin though it. I mean I don't mind a guy with hairy shoulders, even back. As long as you can see skin. |
if every lass i knew was like you then the world would be perfect , normally its like "oh he has no muscles and a beer belly , thsss looks like a creep to me"
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SycoShaman
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| BlueSkyz wrote: | | Jenni wrote: | Don't get me wrong but a guy in a suit is okay, as long as he's not too skinny. I hate skinny blokes. Men are supposed to have meat on them, it's more natural that way. Oh and hairy as long as it's not ape like. But I'd rather see a guy casually dressed, jeans and a Tshirt. or a casual shirt and canvas pants. Beige.
It's thick, thick body hair I hate. You know, when you can't see their skin though it. I mean I don't mind a guy with hairy shoulders, even back. As long as you can see skin. |
if every lass i knew was like you then the world would be perfect , normally its like "oh he has no muscles and a beer belly , thsss looks like a creep to me" |
Jen's pretty cool eh? |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Dec 2007 00:10 Post subject: |
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Its the media man. My hubby is bald, in his late 40's. Hairy and still hard bodied. Trains every day and has to shop in shops for larger men because he's 6"10 and very muscular. Thats not to say he's a meat head body builder. Just enough meat to stay active. I hate those body builder freaks. Especially the women. That's just not natural in either sex. I just like an average guy, I know my other half is tall. But at the end of the day, give me a guy that doesn't spend more time in front of the mirror than me.
Billy Connolly (was it something I said) sums it up perfectly. He says his wife has all sorts of creams and potions, where as he has a toothbrush. That to me is normal. Okay the things a man needs to groom himself. Shampoo if he has hair. Aftershave, deoderant and aftershave balm. Nothing more. Screw male face scrubs and men that wax. Give me a gun, I'll sort out their hirsute problem.
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Jenni
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I'm a cat person.
I don't mind dogs though, I just prefer cats.
Shrimpy however is a dog person.
I suppose in Canada theres space to take them for long walks which would be cool.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Dec 2007 00:16 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | Its the media man. My hubby is bald, in his late 40's. Hairy and still hard bodied. Trains every day and has to shop in shops for larger men because he's 6"10 and very muscular. Thats not to say he's a meat head body builder. Just enough meat to stay active. I hate those body builder freaks. Especially the women. That's just not natural in either sex. I just like an average guy, I know my other half is tall. But at the end of the day, give me a guy that doesn't spend more time in front of the mirror than me.
Billy Connolly (was it something I said) sums it up perfectly. He says his wife has all sorts of creams and potions, where as he has a toothbrush. That to me is normal. Okay the things a man needs to groom himself. Shampoo if he has hair. Aftershave, deoderant and aftershave balm. Nothing more. Screw male face scrubs and men that wax. Give me a gun, I'll sort out their hirsute problem. |
Exactly. I keep clean, use deodorant, clogone if im going somewhere special and thats it.
Otherwise its jeans, band shirt and a hoodie....and ofcourse, my bandana...never going anyway without it |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Dec 2007 00:21 Post subject: |
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Bandana? Where do you wear that?
Jesus, I must be ill. I nearly put where instead of wear.
Confusion. Being ill is a shit.
I nearly forgot to get the sausage meat outta the freezer for the stuffing.
Sigh.
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post there some girlly pics that would make them blush like this one :
